Wingnut Web – Every French city is burning, every day and night.

So I was cruisin’ down the street in my 6-4, listening to a guy opine about how his shorty is a melody that constantly replays in his head and I realized I hadn’t stopped by Resistnet.com lately to see how their Patriotic Resistance to sanity, decency and common sense was going. So here is the low-down: They are still crazy! Shocking, I know. What is sad is I haven’t even posted literally hundreds of posts of crazy stuff, and yet each time I go there I find dozens of stuff. It’s like a never ending fountain of garbage! So let’s turn this trash into treasure and bring on the Wingnut Web!

Because nobody paid Resistnet to participate in this Tea Party!

Real Patriots watch conventions that are actually giant scams

Wait, I though Scott Brown was your new dreamboat, now you’re throwing him under his own truck?

Just make up Sarah Palin returning the money if that makes you feel better, even though she’s spending it on shoes to crush little people like you beneath her heels with.

Forget those guys, do stuff for us!

McCain, You Got DUMPED!!!

Melinda is completely nuts, but what do you expect from the Pray for Princess Palin Guy’s “wife” (aka his second third fourth account)

Yes, it will be easier to take over the GOP than it will be to ignore one part of the Teabagger Union

Marty McFly takes on Sarah Palin, Resistnet gets their panties in a bunch!

No one believes the facts of Sarah Palin speaking only for money, except Marty

We should all support Sarah Palin ripping off all of our money because of Free Markets!

Henry’s Mom does not have it going on.

Larry Braid is in the trenches every day! The trenches of claiming everyone is a fake patriot but him.

Going Rogue (aka vomiting out conservative talking points while being an attractive female) paid millions, but whatever…

If Sarah was VP, SusieL would be in a ditch, shanked in the back by Sarah Barracuda herself

Sarah Palin’s star continues to get dimmer and dimmer…

And here come the morons to defend Sarah Palin writing on her hand!

Melinda is completely making crap up here, because facts are for losers!

Henry’s Mom is perfectly okay with making Sarah Palin rich and keeping herself poor doing so!

Henry’s Mom is also very knowledgeable about Anti-Sarah Palin trolls… Hmmmm…..

Marty is burnt out on Palin, while Henry’s Mom repeats a lame joke

Mindy fantasizes about having sex with the Orkin man…

Henry’s Mom is obsessed with pee…

Palin didn’t stutter when reading three words off of her hand, thus proving she should be president!

Let’s just post our dirty laundry for everyone to see!

Resistnet.com keeps it classy!

Every French city is burning, every day and night.

Your husband said to get off of the internet

The Republicans were NEVER a third party because I declare it so!

I have determined the secret of Glenn Beck: He is Lady Gaga!

Hey, way to sound exactly like the guy who crashed his plane into an IRS building!

Birthers rule, Truthers drool!

In steps Beau Burdge, Truther extraordinaire, to go completely off the rails. Complete with bonus CSA avatar!

Oh, you might be mistake about one or two things…

Basically, if you write anything long on the internet, dozens of people will assume you are an expert and believe you without any evidence

Enough indeed

Gun Avatar Guy is very obsessed with Obama being shamed. Almost as if he has a black guy shaming fetish. So now we know what kind of gay porn AZ-concerned rents

We end on some now deleted Truther craziness from our new favorite Truther!

Resistnet.com will only get nuttier and nuttier.