Wingnut Web – FreeRepublic is Jihad Edition

Four police officers were shot dead in a tragedy in Washington State, and FreeRepublic is on the case! If by on the case you mean instantly blaming it on a Muslim Jihad conspiracy against America! But FreeRepublic.com sees Jihad everywhere. It’s Jihad if the toilet paper roll is put in the wrong way. It’s Jihad if a cop gives me a speeding ticket. It’s Jihad if when you’re throwing eggs at your Muslim neighbor he calls the cops on you. Jihad Jihad everywhere, and not a drop to drink. So drink up these FreeRepublic.com posts instead! Declaring everything Jihad long enough and you will eventually be right. But you will be wrong many many many more times. And look like a moron. Like these guys!

Media Jihad Conspiracy!

Cops shot? Must be Jihad, time to revolt!

You see, because the media is all liars!

Jihad in the water, Jihad in the air

Of course it is the Muslims!

Not just Jihad, Black Ex-con Jihad! Bonus “Kill the president” Bible quote action

Three Blind Palestinians! Three Blind Palestinians! See how they Jihad! See how they Jihad!

What kind of person are you that when you hear cops are shot you think about how Obama must be secretly smiling? (A bad person)

Internet Tough Guy Syndrome

The drive by media will never report on the secret Jihad waged every night

hoagy62 RAHOWA out of nowhere!

I think this is the worst of this bunch, because, seriously, what the frak?

Another guy who thinks of nothing but Obama’s secret smiles. That’s when he isn’t adding,,,,,commas,,,,everywhere,,,,,!

No one could ever kill four cops unaware, all police are instantly reacting supermen, so this must be a Rambo-level Jihad!

Black Jihadis in the woods! They killed the Blair Witch!

It must have been a highly trained Jihadi ninja Universal Soldier who did this!

Jack Black brings some logic into the Super Jihad Robot Ninja Warrior He-Man discussion

After Candor7 gets schooled about his “highly trained Jihadist” fantasies, he refuses to back down

Next time, FreeRepublic goes picture captioning. Guess how many monkey references about Obama and his family and win a fabulous prize! (There is actually no prize, only shame)