Wingnut Web – A Shout Out To Piglosi Edition

Well, the House passed a terrible Health Care Reform bill that is far too weak, but that hasn’t stopped every Right Wing Crazy on the interweb from freaking out like there’s a spider on their johnson. Heck, a spider on their johnson might make these guys happy, because then they can shoot their gun at it, miss, blow off their junk, and then go to the hospital. Where they won’t have insurance. Thanks to people like them. And they’ll be happy about it. Yeah. I don’t get it. Completely loony. Insane. Nuts. Teabaggers. And just wait until you see their plans to save America!

I WANT MY COUNTRY BACK thinks rescuing kittens is treason

Let’s see, a guy wanting to take back America by giving away states, followed by racist slurs from a guy unaware that there are a lot of Japanese-Americans on Hawaii. Resistnet wins again!

No one is taking it, that’s why they ran out so quickly! MuHAHAHAHA!!

Larry Feutterer…….can’t…..write…..sentences!!!!!!!!!that….are???????readable!!!!!!

Not traitors to the Cojntry!

Pray for God to have a giant bowel movement all over DC!

There was two pages of idiots praying that poor people don’t get healthcare. Yeah. Too sad.

I get all my legal advice from email forwards!

Resistnet.com – Home to the sanest patriots!

Okay, time to call the cops again!

Someone call the WAAAAHHmbulance!

Let’s troll websites! That will help us retake America!

The FEMS camps? Girl only camps? Will there be lesbian sex? Sign me up!

Let’s all go to another site and plan our armed rebellion!

100,000 cars on every road. 100,000 chickens in every pot!

The only flaw in our plan is if people have tow trucks…

Bills passing in Congress? Get my ammo!

SusieL gives another vague threat on a banner night of vague threats

Ricky W. Benton wants to find lawyers who want to ruin their careers filing junk lawsuits!

The lawyers might soon be as famous and respected as Dr. Orly Taitz Esq TE Rev!

The Republican who voted for healthcare is Vietnamese? Dirty foreign agent!

Health Care Reform = Race War. Right.

It’s the million car march! I like Rick’s idea to stop DC by having a traffic jam. I bet he declares it a Teabagger victory every morning during rush hour.

Let’s make a Teabagger City!

Here is a nice post that was deleted. Good times…

We need an alarm! What is a guy named Paul Revere to do?

DJ has jumped off the deep end and is now posting from her underground bunker in CA

NOW we expose them. We were just waiting to expose. Because our moms told us to do the dishes.

I bought 9000 Jump To Conclusion Mats, and Obama says not to use them!

Obama is in for it now, we’re gonna write a letter filled with lies from a crazy lawyer’s website! MuHAHAHAHAHA!! Resistnet wins again!

Numbers don’t matter, that must be why they just make up huge numbers for every one of their teabagger events!

Yeah, I am sure an armed teabagger tent city won’t make you look crazy at all! Also LOL at the moron who thinks people in unions are all jobless.

DJ is mocking everyone who is not declaring open rebellion

And let’s end on a note of sad delusion.

As Resistnet.com went bezerk, there will probably be an update soon enough! Will Teabagger Tent City get off the ground? Will DJ lose power to her underground bunker? Will three guys park their cars in DC and be totally ignored because no one knows they are protesting? Find out on the next Wingnut Web!