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Wingnut Web – Resistnet is not racist, they just hate Muslims is all

Nostradamus was wrong (and has been wrong on a bunch of occasions now come to think of it). Armageddon will not rain down upon us in December of 2012 since 2012 is such a far off and speculative date. According to the fringe Wingnut teabagging brigade the real rapture/Armageddon/day I get left behind will occur on September 25th.

Oh shit wait, that’s tomorrow today!!!!!

The Islam on Capitol Hill event will promote a day of religious unity among Muslims and celebrate their right to freedom of religious expression with a prayer session at the Capitol building, where 50,000 are expected to attend. Sorry guys, the secret is out. There are actual practicing Muslim in the United States of America. Not understanding just exactly how many Muslims there are in the United States, or even more so around the world, the usual gang of idiots has been up in arms over the day of prayer declaring that the holding of the summit proves everything from Obama secret Muslim heritage to the the United States being clandestinely taken over by Islamic leaders to be true.

DJ gets this party started right:

Not a religion

Yeah! Then we can curb-stomp some minorities and then have a meth biker orgy!

Send in the Biker gang

What post wouldn’t be complete without a comment from AZ-concerned?

az concerned

And just when you think some common sense about the US Constitution would set this whole thing straight…

Not a religion!

Just don’t get Resistnet’s creative juices flowing too much or else you get these kinds of suggestions:

Send in the pigs

So quick Resistnet recap: we believe in the Constitution and we especially believe in the First Amendment but we only interpret the first part of the First Amendment, not the parts about freedom of religion (we also don’t know what the phrase “redress of grievances” means and we threw the right of peaceable assembly out the window a long time ago), because that’s what the Founding Fathers would have wanted. Remember, those early Americans did write The Constitution with the exact same language in it that you read today. Any other interpretation of this, according to the rest of the Constitution, would be considered TREASON! But it’s OK though because Resistnet doesn’t believe Islam is a religion anyway.

The hypocrisy of it all makes my nostrils burn with the smell of an early onset stroke.

UPDATE: If you’re looking for a more professional organization of people who don’t understand the First Amendment check out Stop Islamization of America, a group who also sports the classy tagline “Defending the Constitution and the Nation”. And for more wacky webtastic wingnuttery, check out the retro Geo-cities TRUTH REVEALED MINISTRY! (watch out for that ! in your URL, Resistnet obviously doesn’t understand HTML). Here is THE TRUTH in pictures:

THE TRUTH REVEALED

DON’T YOU UNDERSTAND THE TRUTH!?!??!

One Comment

  • Resistnet Resistor

    September 25, 2009 at 10:48 am

    Of course they don’t understand the constitution. They pick and chose what should apply to them and what should apply to the rest of us and cannot understand the two are not the same.

    I don’t think that’s the onset of a stroke you are smelling, its the odor of the BS tracked around the net by the wingnuts who stomped through birfistan without understanding anything about the legal system or our constitution.

    Reply

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