Hey, there aren’t any good puns about tea, okay? These “massive” teabagging protests continue to give us plenty of fodder to make fun of! Just one of a series of updates with photos, the astroturfed teabag protest brings out what protests do best: crazy people! While the anti-war protests done by the left also produced a lot of loonies, at least there was a central message (no war) that even the Free Mumia or Free Palestine guys couldn’t detract from. The Teabagging protest just seems to be a bunch of people angry about everything, from sour grapes that they lost the election, to anger over tax hikes that are purely fictional, to perceived “communism”, anger over the stimulus, and so-called “patriots” who are calling for secession from the country. The lack of a definitive narrative gives us plenty of crazy signs to make fun of, and that is our job here at Wingnut Web!


Captain America wouldn’t be a baby about paying taxes, nor would he use a Michael Moore book title to protest

Texas Governor Rick Perry shows his patriotism!

As seen on Foxnews all day long, the media isn’t covering the event

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Babs the Realtor here is gonna be packin’ to shoot some cops on the July 4th protests!

This is one of my favorite pictures from this. Not one of these people didn’t get a tax cut.

Someone needs some foreplay, that’s all I’m saying…

Commie with the red sign, and a real patriot showing how much he loves the USA!

Someone’s at the wrong protest…

Rich people only taste good with lots of ketchup

Psst: We DID!!!!

Look at this woman trying to convince us that Republicans care about rape

The New York Yankees threatened to secede from the MLB today…

This car rules, but it is filled with tools

That guy surrounds us! Run for your life!

This woman puts nuts in her Kool-Aid?

A Real American Hero

Gay cowboy Santa knows all about this

Black PERSON against Obama!

Someone hasn’t paid attention to the shift in party policies in the past 150 years

Yeah, freaking Kenyans. They’re THOSE people.

I think we’d find a lot of oil in that guy’s head

Tigger is next!

Obama can either be Hitler or Lenin, make up your mind, people!

Bush would never do anything to please the Saudis (ignores photos of Bush kissing and walking hand in hand with Saudi prince)

Yeah, Obama is a monkey! Congratulation on showing America how big of a racist monster you are, lady!

Damn Liberials need to go back to Liberia!

I think if China owned you, you’d be fired for going to a protest instead of working

Socialism and Nazis are totally the same thing! Why did I fail Politics 101?

I can’t tell if this guy is making fun of them or a super-libertarian. They have moved beyond parody, people!

I am ashamed of your colleagues

Ha-ha, because he’s GAY, you see!

This picture says far too much for a simple quip below it

Stupid is a stupid does, and here stupid does wear an ironic t-shirt.

Because it was blown off by an IED in Iraq

Why do you hate McDonalds, you anti-capitalist???

I always wondered what happened to the pigs from Animal Farm, now I know they are molesting Cabbage Patch Kids dolls

Who keeps Atlantis off the maps? Who keeps the Martians under wraps? ACORN! ACORN!

YEAH!!!!!

You have to be THIS insane to understand his poncho

Putting quotes around part of your spelling error doesn’t make your sign clever, enjoy the humble pie

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Social Fascism is where we all get together for Bingo and genocide

Welcome to McTeabags, may I take your order?

The other six or seven collections of teabagger photos so far

They’ll be more if we get more photos!

More protesters, more snark, more fun for everyone. Except angry protesters, but frak those guys

Colonials worried about Somali pirates? Suck it, Tripoli!

Grandma was mistranslated, learn to Google image search.

This guy owns, because he’s just this guy

I’m loosing my mind at all these spelling errors!

A pro-war college Republican shows up to the protest!

Yes

An Inconvenient Truth: His spellcheck was broken

Looks like someone needs to not follow this sign’s advice…

Why is this little girl so obsessed with who is getting into her daddy’s pocket?

I am proud that landwhales like this person can scooter around America without using their legs and run over everyone’s toes! (Bonus points if the scooter was bought by medicare or SSI!)

Obama is a pirate abortionist

That’s COMRADical!

I think this guy is related to the “No Sex” guy in San Francisco

That’s great about your menopause and all, but this is a teabagging event!

The Pirate Party is going to pay for it at the polls this year!

The Statue of Liberty, the D&D Club president, and a Dalek attend a teabag party

Building lots of nukes will result in less power grabs, sure thing

Obama’s new “Steal Money From Piggy Banks” Bill ran into trouble in the Senate Committee this week…

Minority spotted! Shilling Amazon.com???

Saudi busters!

Drawn by Billy Winters, aged 43

Ronnie would say “Help! Help! Get me out of this casket!” Ha! I love that joke

That attendance number of 2000 is totally accurate, Sam, just look at all these people!

Wait, is Obama a snake or the devil? Or a Devil Snake? Or a Snake Devil? Or a Snake Devil Pirate Vampire Zombie Communist Socialist Marxist Kenyan Illegal?

No one even reads these intros anymore, let’s just make with the pictures!

Letting tax cuts for the wealthy expire=slavery

This guy is the smuggest smug who ever smugged

Children should resist parents using them as props! Liberty for prop kids!

I think they’ll lose to Rico/Gump 2012

Yes, calling Obama Robin Hood is totally an insult and you should keep it up!

Minority spotted!

Tax cuts for cyclopses!

No, YOU are not entitled!

Crazy comes in all flavors

Hawaiian rivers are jerks!

We should give the govrnmnt money so it can buy some vowels

By the ballot box, right? Oh, wait, that tiny scribble about bringing your weapons to the bridge shows you’re just an insane treason guy!

This guy got $3.6 billion stolen from him and now he only has enough money to buy a sign

Not sure what the line item veto has to do with tax cuts for the wealthy expiring…

Feral kid realizes he’s being had by the nice lady

You don’t fool me, counter-protesters from Billionaires for Bush!

*Go to rallies that are astroturfed
*Have no idea what you are really protesting against
*Be unaware you just got a tax cut

It is so packed today!

Then hope your dad wins the custody battle!

Obama and his Wiccan friend make a guest appearance at a tea party!

Yes…we have EVEN MORE coming up!

Tea refers to the agricultural products of the leaves, leaf buds, and internodes of the Camellia sinensis plant, prepared and cured by various methods. “Tea” also refers to the aromatic beverage prepared from the cured leaves by combination with hot or boiling water, and is the colloquial name for the Camellia sinensis plant itself.

After water, tea is the most widely-consumed beverage in the world. It has a cooling, slightly bitter, astringent flavor.

It is also being used symbolically by astroturfing morons to protest against imagined grievances against President Obama. These are their photos.

Alaska is all about hanging….orange…things…that look like a giant stuffed version of those old Army Ant toys. Yeah.

Nothing racist about wanting the 14th Amendment repealed!

Read all about Ayn Rand’s rape fantasies!

Resistnet poster! In a wheelchair! Gah! Get it away!

Obama be pimpin’, yo! We don’t have enough protesters so we’re using trees, hope you don’t mind…

This dog pays taxes?

Anyone who has read Atlas Shrugs and thinks it is “Reason” deserves to be mocked by a random internet site

Child abuse by making the kids look like child abuse. So meta.

Hold on, I just got a text from a “SService” What could that be about?

Illegals rape everything!

Totally not crazy

I have the legal right to threaten politicians with my guns! Why am I being carried off in chains?

Ha, let’s torture and arrest our elected officials!

Too cute to riff, I give props to this one.

I guess someone who can’t even spell ACORN would be ignorant as to what is actually is besides the newest boogeyman of the Right.

Half way home and my pager still blowing up. Today I didn’t even have to use my AK. I got to say it was a good day

Check out these photoshops I downloaded off the internet that I’m taking credit for now!

I can’t tell heads nor tails what is going on in that sign. So thumbs up!

Okay, that’s it for NOW, but I am guessing more photos will show up soon. The never-ending fountain of fun!

The Tea Bagging pictures just keep coming! And they are crazy crazy crazy! Thus, they are fun fun fun for those of us who riff on the crazy.

Mr. Obama, give all business a hand job!

9-11 Truthers? That’s a special kind of crazy

One of those 40-year-old fake bikers who only rides on the weekend!

Vampires vs. Jesters vs. Sam Adams vs. Insane Teabaggers! Whoever wins, we lose.

Actual funny costume??? So shocked I can’t think of a quip.

I bet $100 that in 2003 this person was yelling at war protesters to get a job.

More people unable to do a simple Google search!

Nothing says patriotism like the flag of a treasonous nation!

The Eye of Mordor looks upon you!

Child abuse

Resistnet posters in the wild? NOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!

This sign would be funnier if it was “Don’t be a victim of circumcision”!

Someone needs to make a withdrawal from the Bank of Spelling!

If this guy ever realizes these are three totally unrelated things, his head will explode and splatter a sixteen mile radius.

I, too, am against laws for stoves!

Yes, “watermelons”! That can’t possibly be code for anything…
EDIT: I have been informed that this probably is referring to “Green on the outside, red on the inside”, aka commies in environmentalists clothing. In any event, it’s frakking stupid.

After that fun, we have EVEN MORE photos coming soon!

Even more tea party photos, because the crazy never stops, it is the Energizer Bunny of crazy.

If you write lots of tiny stuff no one can read it, dude!

Is that the “Get a Brain, Morans!” guy?

Impeach George Washington? You are over 200 years too late!

Why stand around when you can just chalk your protest?

Owned, sucker!

Braindead=her!

Graph=Nothing to do with taxes!

Except everyone was sick with smallpox. Oh, and they were actually being oppressed.

There signs don’t even agree! All they need is a “Right turn on red” sign

Jesus has arisen to protest expiring tax cuts…

Someone call DCSF! We got child slaves here!

On any other day, this guy would beat up anyone wearing something so dorky

You see, if I use language from a black show, the black president will understand!

These signs are awesome for all the wrong reasons

We’ve found the wife of that teahat guy!

Yes, openly call for murder of public officials and then cry about being put on watch lists!

Another fake Obama, but at least he answered the Vampire or Zombie question. There are now more fake black people than real ones in the pictures so far!

That’s the end of part three, but more pictures are streaming in and there will be plenty of ridiculous stuff soon enough! Party on! (I am unironically drinking tea at the moment, because I always drink tea. I should run for congress just to get free tea sent to me!)