Lady Chatterley’s Daughter
Lady Chatterley’s Daughter
aka Lady Chatterley’s Ghost
2011
Written and directed by Fred Olen Ray (as Nicholas Juan Medina)
 |
|
Look, it’s a magical butterfly! Flap flap flap!
|
Despite a few interesting touches, Lady Chatterley’s Daughter is slow going and takes too long to get to the plot, what little plot their is. It’s not absolutely terrible, but it’s part of a pedigree of of Bikini films that everyone admires, so higher standards must be held. In that end, Lady Chatterley’s Daughter fails to deliver an interesting story, and will more likely end up with late night Cinemax watchers asleep on the couch.
 |
|
This ain’t how you bust ghosts!
|
As the well-worn tome shown during the opening credits attests, D.H. Lawrence’s 1928 book Lady Chatterley’s Lover has had quite an influence on erotic literature (and other erotica!) And now it will vaguely influence this film! Senator Reed Smoot said of the original work: “I’ve not taken ten minutes on Lady Chatterley’s Lover, outside of looking at its opening pages. It is most damnable! It is written by a man with a diseased mind and a soul so black that he would obscure even the darkness of hell!” Needless to say, it’s import was banned before being fought over in the courts (where the book and others like it prevailed in 1959 and was allowed to both be imported without censor and published in the US.)
Lady Chatterley’s Daughter marks some of the transition between Retromedia and Synthetic Filmwerx, as Retromedia still has the opening production company clip, but Synthetic Filmwerx’s name appears as well in the title credits.
 |
|
Talk to the hand, because the face is busy boning a ghost actress who haunts a book to save my marriage!
|
|
 |
|
Windows 8 requires a constant wifi connection to your post-it notes!
|
Categories: Movies, Ugly Tags: bikini movie madness, Cassandra Cruz, Fred Olen Ray, Holly Sampson, Jessie Lunderby, Lesbians, Nick Manning, Randy Spears, softcore, Synthetic Filmwerx
Dirty Blondes From Beyond
Dirty Blondes From Beyond
2012
Written by Dean McKendrick
Directed by Fred Olen Ray (as Nicholas Medina)
 |
|
How to sum Dirty Blondes From Beyond up in one picture
|
With a lot more special effects than I thought they’d bring, Dirty Blondes from Beyond rockets the Bikini films closer to epic space opera status while still providing plenty of softcore situations. 2012 is also a banner year for the bikini flicks because some of the old school crew has returned, Evan Stone and Voodoo! And there is plenty of new talent on display, plenty of goofy, scifi, sexy adventures, and plenty of heavy breathing.
 |
|
Bikinistar Galactica!
|
Dirty Blondes from Beyond follows the tradition of taking a genre film plot and turning it into a softcore erotic parody. Featuring two alien girls on the run, they wind up on planet Earth, where strange creatures called tripods exist. As there are no men on their planet, you can guess what the tripods they constantly refer to are. There are several other jokes that are pretty good, including secret government agents named Smith and Jones (along with their own name running gag!) There is no connection to Dirty Blondes or Dirty Blondes 2 despite the similar name (because this is a completely different production company!), so any hope of seeing that franchise in space is dashed. Not that we need more installments of those borefests. Dirty Blondes From Beyond does a great job of blowing them out of the water.
 |
|
Who set up this candelabra so it would drip wax all over the shelf??
|
As usual, let’s get this Cinemax Skinemax event bagged and tagged! On with the Roll Call…
 |
|
Stand by for our rap song about Dirty Blondes From Beyond!
|
|
 |
|
The iconic visual poetry of Dirty Blondes From Beyond!
|
