Yeah….
I….ummmm…..
Okay.
Do this. I can’t wait for pictures!
Hold you tampons in the air-yer, and wave ’em like you just don’t care-yer!
Be a REAL PATRIOT and wave your tampons!
Permission to be lazy, Captain?
I don’t even want to know what kind of perverted stuff Steven W. is in to….
Rar! Purge the RINO with fire!
Yeah, like your teabagging crew has a chance in hell in Cao’s district!
james is upset Resistnet.com isn’t overthrowing the government enough!
Micheal Paul Revere spergin’ about the revolution here
Wingnuts – they just don’t get it!
Steven W is a little too obsessed with things being shoved down his throat…
Ann S. joins the chorus for violent overthrow of the government
We’re here, we’re birthers, get used to it!
Woah, woah, WHAT? It looks like Resistnet.com is reading Wingnut Web again! Now, since Resistnet is incapable of moderating their own posts and just waits for a third party to criticize them before taking action, how does that promote personal responsibility? In fact, Resistnet.com is being moderated by socialism. Face it, Komrade Dee, you are one of us!
Paul Danny David didn’t get the memo from the previous post. And LOL at his general choices of a quitter, a crybaby, a drug addict, and a crazy lady – all of who are chickenhawks.
I WANT MY COUNTRY BACK, didn’t you get the memo? Oh, well, Dee will get around to deleting your post now that it showed up here!
Real Ultimate Power! Just ignore the fact that a Black Friday strike has been pushed by liberals for years and this idea only exists so Wingnuts can claim the liberal participants and their own.
Wendy A has never known actual poverty
dale sampson, your $500 will be spent on Darla D eating out at a fancy sushi place. Resistnet wins again!
We can convince all 400 million Americans!
Hmm… GodsModernDayMartyr is calling for burning down of Federal Buildings…. Time to call the FBI again.
Lawyers with MORALITY? What planet are you from?
They don’t know because they aren’t crazy. Stop harassing our soldiers with your teabagger nonsense.
I know I get all my prophecies from a guy in a metal t-shirt
Don’t boycott us! Soooo broke….need handouts….
Sigh….time to call the FBI again. Agent Chuck and I are on a first name basis…
Let’s use socialist imagery in our call to not shop and therefore strike against capitalism to prove capitalism works….or something…
SHEEPLE in the steeple!
Sometimes these jokes write themselves!
I’m not against the Mexicans, but the Mexicans are turning the US into a zoo…
I’m bringing crazy back. You other Resistneters don’t know how to act!
Micheal Paul Revere making up numbers again
Hey, calling for a riot. Resistnet wins again!
Ten minutes after posting this, I WANT MY COUNTRY BACK was distracted by a marathon of NCIS on TNT and the revolution failed
(peacefully) REVOLUTION!!!!
REVOLUTION!!! BRAINSSSS!!!
Oh, it was Braveheart he was watching that made him go crazy. Wait until he finds out most of the film isn’t true!
We must protest in DC! Here’s an announcement for a protest not in DC
Wasn’t Martin J Fee being a huge racist in one of the other Wingnut Webs? I’m too lazy to check
John McCain won the election but it was a giant conspiracy of everyone everywhere except Chance2, the only person in America not in on the fix. Also John P.
Yeah…it’s almost like the Republicans wanted to win the seat instead of losing it for the first time since the Civil War!
Jacque Reece blames LIBERALS for making him to go to HairyButtGirls.com
NO GOVERNMENT HEALTH CARE!!!! (is on government health care)
You know, I am also a Reverend. It is true. I filled out a form on the internet and became a reverend. That doesn’t mean I’m a jerk and put Reverend in front of my name everywhere I go. And I certainly don’t use my reverend status to call for the overthrow of the US government.
House of Retards!! why won’t they take us serious?
They didn’t listen to a few of us, so it’s violent revolution time! Woohaa!!
Most Rev. Archbishop Gregori the Cable Guy
The army failed by not overthrowing the government! So we got to overthrow the army so we can overthrow the government!
Most Rev. Archbishop Gregori calling for violent government overthrow…but only legal violent government overthrow!
Resistnet wins again…and America loses…
Levi Johnston was a liberal plant to impregnate Sarah Palin’s daughter months before she was nominated in a SUPER CONSPIRACY to destroy America!
That’s all for now. Join us next time, as all these posts mysteriously disappear from Resistnet.com’s servers as they pretend that their membership isn’t filled with hundreds of crazy people that are weeks away from being raided by the FBI. Remember the Knights Templar!
I WANT MY COUNTRY BACK thinks rescuing kittens is treason
Let’s see, a guy wanting to take back America by giving away states, followed by racist slurs from a guy unaware that there are a lot of Japanese-Americans on Hawaii. Resistnet wins again!
No one is taking it, that’s why they ran out so quickly! MuHAHAHAHA!!
Larry Feutterer…….can’t…..write…..sentences!!!!!!!!!that….are???????readable!!!!!!
Not traitors to the Cojntry!
Pray for God to have a giant bowel movement all over DC!
There was two pages of idiots praying that poor people don’t get healthcare. Yeah. Too sad.
I get all my legal advice from email forwards!
Resistnet.com – Home to the sanest patriots!
Okay, time to call the cops again!
Someone call the WAAAAHHmbulance!
Let’s troll websites! That will help us retake America!
The FEMS camps? Girl only camps? Will there be lesbian sex? Sign me up!
Let’s all go to another site and plan our armed rebellion!
100,000 cars on every road. 100,000 chickens in every pot!
The only flaw in our plan is if people have tow trucks…
Bills passing in Congress? Get my ammo!
SusieL gives another vague threat on a banner night of vague threats
Ricky W. Benton wants to find lawyers who want to ruin their careers filing junk lawsuits!
The lawyers might soon be as famous and respected as Dr. Orly Taitz Esq TE Rev!
The Republican who voted for healthcare is Vietnamese? Dirty foreign agent!
Health Care Reform = Race War. Right.
It’s the million car march! I like Rick’s idea to stop DC by having a traffic jam. I bet he declares it a Teabagger victory every morning during rush hour.
Let’s make a Teabagger City!
Here is a nice post that was deleted. Good times…
We need an alarm! What is a guy named Paul Revere to do?
DJ has jumped off the deep end and is now posting from her underground bunker in CA
NOW we expose them. We were just waiting to expose. Because our moms told us to do the dishes.
I bought 9000 Jump To Conclusion Mats, and Obama says not to use them!
Obama is in for it now, we’re gonna write a letter filled with lies from a crazy lawyer’s website! MuHAHAHAHAHA!! Resistnet wins again!
Numbers don’t matter, that must be why they just make up huge numbers for every one of their teabagger events!
Yeah, I am sure an armed teabagger tent city won’t make you look crazy at all! Also LOL at the moron who thinks people in unions are all jobless.
DJ is mocking everyone who is not declaring open rebellion
And let’s end on a note of sad delusion.
As Resistnet.com went bezerk, there will probably be an update soon enough! Will Teabagger Tent City get off the ground? Will DJ lose power to her underground bunker? Will three guys park their cars in DC and be totally ignored because no one knows they are protesting? Find out on the next Wingnut Web!
Previous Susan Herbert here, here, and here (and the other, better Susan Herbert is here)
Keep in mind this entire thing is JUST ONE POST!!!!!!
Good to know…
And that was the end of Susan Herbert. I don’t know what happened, but she probably got deleted because she was too distracting to what Grassfire.org/Resistnet.com wants to do (earn that sweet donation money for themselves!)
FreeRepublic.com HOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!
Most Freeper Reactions are like thus:
But there is always a few loons who are unaware that the thin line between genius and insanity exists for a good reason!
It begins…
Alice Grannas knows National Emergencies mean she has feet
How dare Obama make it easier to help people! The monster!
Let’s see, racism, faulting Obama for helping people, faulting Obama for not letting 90% of the world population die, a fake Forrest Gump quote, and it is all a prayer.
I think your film is over-exposed.
If we start gunning down people because of this, the Feds will react! How dare they step in the way of me gunning down federal employees!
I’m going to cut to the chase and say Cynthia Sue Braxton is crazy.
Heh heh heh, “HINI”!
What some guy says he heard on FoxNews and email forwards, the two most trusted sources of information!
Beware the spooky powers!
O. Hitler is a famous short story writer.
Let’s stay level-headed and cool…ID chips! ID chips! ID chips! ID chips! ID chips! ID chips! ID chips!
Alice Grannas shoots everyone who comes to the door. 4 Mailmen this week!
Let’s just make up more stuff! WEEEEEEEEEEE!!!! Why am I dying?
News so important it generated multiple threads
Illegal aliens take our jobs and take our vaccines! You know, the ones we don’t want because they control your mind!
If Alice doesn’t die in a hail of bullets from the cops she will cry herself to sleep.
“David” “C.” “please” “stop” “using” “quotes” “thanks”
carol , mouse warrior of SHADY WEBSITES!
Haven’t you been paying attention? Everyone dies.
Melinda is a racist piece of crap, and a perfect example of Resistnet.com and Grassfire.org’s target audience!
Yeah, Bush would never violate our constitutional rights!
12. And Jesus said unto them “Verily I say unto you, suffer the little children and blow them away. 13. Load your glocks and remember to aim between the eyes. 14. Kill them all and let dad sort it out. Amen!”
carol , mouse warrior of CRAZY
Let’s not panic, One World Government! One World Government! One World Government! One World Government! One World Government! One World Government! One World Government! One World Government!
Join Resistnet.com and get involved with creepy conversations like this!
Swine flu is a myth! I saw it on the internet!
One of you please shoot people because I am too big of a pussy to!
Yes, this entire affair is to protect…Virginia?
carol , mouse warrior of ANNOYING STATE REPS EVERY HOUR
Yeah, all those troops in the streets…
Yeah, allowing vaccinations faster totally equals butchering the opposition.
Yeah, why would anyone think Resistnet posters are racist?
Oh No!
Blah blah microchips, military dictatorship, Jesus… but we AREN’T panicking!
carol , mouse warrior of MAHMOUD AHMADINEJAD
It great news for John McCain that there is a military dictatorship in America!
Wingnut Web has to go now, for we caught the sniffles! But don’t worry, the stuff we hack up is nowhere near as disgusting as the average Resistnet.com post, so we’ll be back and stronger than ever soon enough!
This thread has been active for several days with no one bothering to delete any of the posts. One can only conclude that this is because it has the full support of Steve Elliott, Darla D, Resistnet.com, their parent group Grassfire.org, and their friends at Shirley & Banister Public Affairs.
You see, because he’s a MUSLIM!!
What is more realistic: Obama was born in Hawaii like all the evidence suggests, or Obama is a secret Muslim Commie Sleeper Agent presidential candidate conceived in a conspiracy 50 years in the making! Obviously, he is a secret Muslim Commie Sleeper Agent. Who will be destroyed by guys on an internet forum!
Hey, it’s one of those guys who thinks everything ever is a giant conspiracy to frame conservatives! Followed by a joker “who” “puts” “quotes” “around” “every” “word”! So is Obama the “master” or the “puppet”?
Pamela saw Walking Tall last week and thinks Joe Don Baker and The Rock are going to team up and take down Obama
Let’s see, we got racism and hate for the media! Never mind that Rachel also still thinks theobamaforum.com is a real message board for Obama supporters.
Yeah, Bush never went on vacations! And Tymanns reaction to someone being murdered is totally non-sociopathic.
What the frak does Jon and Kate Plus 8 have to do with assa______ing the president? And what is with both people blocking out the word? Is there some sort of filter on Resistnet? And why would Resistnet need such a filter. I wonder…
Diana Wingfield is such a Wingnut she has “wing” in her name. I hope she’s my white slave!
Henry Wallace – giant racist.
Sorry, dan, the Secret Service requires you to be not crazy.
Mike Thomas jerks off every hour hoping he’ll get to shoot some black people in Civil War II.
Cowboy Jim made an Oath to let the President be Assassinated. And to have a gun avatar.
Funny how he manages to type out “assassin” without any problems.
Hey, Resistnet.com, is this what you mean by Resisting the President? Because the Secret Service would like to know!