The New Review is up, Challenge of the Lady Ninja. Lady ninja killing goodness, Elsa Yeung, World War Two with 1970s fashion and cars, oil wrestling, Robert Tai, and traitors traitoring each other. With two clips. Read it today! 
Let’s kick things off with our favorite tinpot dictator, Dee!
Randy G Morley knows that nothing matters because THEY control both sides, but we got ammo!
People would rather die than use Google to find the birth certificate in less than one second!
kat 1776 begins the first of many posts longing for Obama to be hung
eugene gorton gets fooled by the fooler foolers every April Fool’s Day
kat 1776 so wants to murder the president…
Phyllis Prather says kill them all! The only good bug is a dead bug!
Even a Marine would lose to Obama!
Yes, it matters, you frakwad!
If only Obama had killed you, then we wouldn’t have to read your ramblings
hee hee hee 🙂
kat 1776 continues to go tinfoil crazy
Dominick Farruggio jumps for joy, breaks hip, has hip replaced thanks to Obamacare, continues to search for the “real” birth certificate
Someone with a Night of the Long Knives fetish!
kat 1776 is so itching to hang that black president!
dale henderson arrives to give his “expert” opinion. Since he thinks it is real it is undoubtedly fake.
That “excuse” being it is a fake. Darn New World Order foiled them again!
Yeah, Dee, Orly Taitz has never given any indication she might be nuttier than all get out! Except the part where she is nuttier than all get out…
Lance M. Hiller, Sr. gives us horrors by seeing his mug next to the words “premarital sex” in addition to trying to figure out what the hell he is talking about. I think he is saying he is gay.
Get your guns, the blacks will riot!
This obvious forgery is the work of a real patriot!
Trouble brews as Cindy Johnson doesn’t buy this hook, line, and sinker. Dee gets angry
Cindy Johnson dies a hero’s death and goes out with a bang
Dee deleted this and banned her, but I caught it so now it is on the internet forever! MuHAHAHAHAHA!!
Not the only recent drama, another poor Resister got banned and deleted because he didn’t believe in the Birther nonsense and even used the term “Birther” which is banned there because it is racist.
Jerry Robbins runs into trouble, and this entire conversation is deleted by Dee along with Jerry’s account because he dared not agree with her on everything!
Dee is like the crazy people who get in charge of homeowner’s associations and try to drive out the undesirable families.
Oh, no! Politijab figures out it is a photochopped Australian Birth Certificate!
Damn you, Koyaan! Exposing the source image of a photoshop forgery! You have doomed America.
Until next time, when Obama’s real birth certificate shows up again, proving he was born in India and is 1/2 werewolf!
aka Nu ren zhe
1983
Directed by Lee Tso-Nam
The movie takes place in sort of a weird universe where it is World War 2 between Japan and China, but everyone wears 1970s fashion and there are 1970s Cadillacs. Due to the weirdness, I postulate that Challenge of the Lady Ninja takes place in the same alternate universe as Fantasy Mission Force. If you are familiar with both flicks, you will see that makes perfect sense, even if Challenge of the Lady Ninja doesn’t jump genres at the drop of a hat.
Thanks to crafty distributors, the film goes by several names. The version watched for this review is supposedly the uncut version dubbed into English on a widescreen VHS release. Whether there is a superior Chinese language version with subtitles I do not know. What I do know is this film is cool and has a chick kicking lots of butt, so it gains points from that alone!
Challenge of the Lady Ninja has been released under a bunch of names, see if you can find the name you saw it under!: Chinese Super Ninja 2, Never Kiss a Ninja, or Nu ren zhe.
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[Jerry Bruckheimer] has snapped up feature rights to the graphic novel “World War Robot” from IDW Publishing.
Story, penned by Ashley Wood and recounted in war-diary form by participants on both sides, centers on a small band of humans and robots facing off in a battle on Earth, the moon and Mars.
Spirit Pictures is looking to breathe new life into King Kong and a project initially developed by effects legend Ray Harryhausen.
Producers at the shingle have picked up the rights to the book “Kong: King of Skull Island,” a prequel to the well-known tale of the big ape.
Penned by Joe DeVito and Brad Strickland, book focuses on the backstory of Skull Island and how the giant gorilla became king there. It introduces other giant gorillas and dinosaurs only hinted at in the previous films.
The book was published at the same time Peter Jackson was producing his remake of “King Kong.”
Oh, and we also have this:
Spirit also is developing “War Eagles,” a project Cooper and Harryhausen had developed together and were nearly set to produce before the outbreak of WWII. The period actioner is set in 1939 and revolves around an ace fighter-pilot who tests a new jet and winds up crash-landing in the arctic, where he encounters a lost civilization that’s been thriving there for centuries.
So we got two monster movies possibly coming soon!
