Hi, folks, if you’re like me, then you want your internet as far away as possible from movies. But someone doesn’t know this simple fact of life, and set out to create a dumb slasher movie jam packed with 4chan memes and serious Hollywood actors reading awful internet catchphrases. Smiley is the complete opposite of win. It’s…non-win! /b/, Pedobear, Candyman ripoff, lulz, all mixed together like a stew of Epic Fail. This thing is an abomination of awfulness.

I’ll try to track down a copy.