[adrotate banner=”1″]For those of you who live your life not near the amazing chain of theater entertainment known as the Medieval Times restaurants, you might be surprised to know they weren’t made up for The Cable Guy! And now you can eagerly await Medieval Times to come to YOU, in movie form! Because someone wants that. Somehow.
The main question is, will this be a time travel movie, or will it be Clerks in Medieval Times? Because I sort of want Clerks in Medieval Times! Just think about it:
“I’m not even supposed to joust here today!”
“Any peasants who were massacred during battles against Ivan the Terrible knew what they were in for!”
“He’s called Sir Snowball!”
“OOOOH! NAVY SEALS!”
This just writes itself! Do us a solid and go for broke, Medieval Times!
I also hope this starts a trend of restaurant chain movies, because we all need a Shoney’s flick! And, maybe, just maybe, the Rocka-fire Explosion Band will return from the shadows to become famous once more. A man can dream…
Via Deadline
God help us….Damn you Fame of Thrones!!!!
Medieval Times riding on the Game of Thrones bandwagon makes me wonder if it will be a family friendly adventure or a crazy hard R violence and sex fest. I demand it be both!