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New Jersey Tan Mom Patricia Krentcil told In Touch Weekly that she’s going to make a Tan Mom movie about her life that she’ll be starring in. This is probably news to every production company in the universe. Will this happen? It better, Hollywood! I’ll shake my fist at you if the Tan Mom film doesn’t get made! Lifetime is probably chomping at the bit as I type. Maybe they can go all SyFy and get a Tan Mom vs. Octomom movie made. I would totally watch that, and so would America.