[adrotate banner=”1″]Jimmy Valiant: Scions of Danger is a proposed pilot for a series about a Christian action superstar spy soldier of fortune. AKA a mercenary for hire, even though the trailer tries to say he isn’t a mercenary for hire. But he is. And he’s totally not into Jesus, though we know that won’t last because he’s hired by a super-christian Texas state senator to uncover a conspiracy involving a dark-skinned Latino guy and an atheist mastermind who wants to remove children from the homes of Christians in Texas, which would totally happen with the 99% Christianity and 900 billion guns in Texas. My favorite part of the narration is where Jimmy Valiant declares that being a Christian politician will get you killed. As we all know, Jesus was all about being a merciless killer of evil. Remember his sermon on the mount: “Verily I say unto you, useth the Bushmaster XM15-E2S AR-15 with an Eotech red dot sight and a Gemtech G5 silencer, 30 round clip, and retractable stock. Aimth for the head.” Jimmy Valiant looks like a child version of Jason Priestly. If you want to see this get made, I think there is a Kickstarter page.
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