[adrotate banner=”1″]This got posted on a Chinese news site because China news knows little about the history of race relations in America and won’t get how this is pretty ridiculous. And totally racist because they made them ugly as sin. But now you can see all your favorite stars…If They Were Black!
Being Black apparently means you have a giant nose, giant lips, and dark skin. Even if your lips are already huge, now they are huger. And everyone looks hideous. Avert your eyes, and your stomachs.
Kristen Stewart – It’s crazy seeing this pale ghost of a woman even have a slight tan, much less the horror we have here.
Lady Gaga – of all the celebrities, I expect this to be an actual Lady Gaga look one day.
Angelina Jolie – Lips….bigger…cannot…contain…lips….
Megan Fox – And yet, still not as racist as the actual Transformers movies
Jennifer Aniston – Finally, we got black people on Friends! Except she doesn’t really look black.
Brad Pitt – the lone man to get the “treatment”, Brad Pitt is now oranger than an Oompah Loompah.
Madonna – Like a Black Virgin
Scarlett Johansson – Someone took “Black Widow” a little too literal…
Shakira – They Blackified someone who isn’t white???
Notice how no Asian celebrity got Blackified…