Sounds of Spam – Comments Edition

[adrotate banner=”1″]So like any blog, TarsTarkas.NET gets spammed like a bad Monty Python sketch. And as spammers get better and better at evading askimet, the spam comments sound more and more like something Trig Palin would post. so I welcome the extra-chromosomal Palin spawn to TarsTarkas.NET with an overview of the latest things spammers have said.

Random word time!

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One common trick is to have the same message but have some of the words lsightly changed so it doesn’t show up when you google search the comment. Granted, this doesn’t help when the bot dumps five almost identical comments at the same time
Spot the differences!

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Bots are the harshest critics

I do not know if I concur with your post here. While you do make a good point, I don’t believe you’ve really given a large amount of thought to the opposite side of this argument. Maybe I could do a guest post or a follow-up, just make me aware.

Can you help this spammer?

Hi, how are you doing? I truly like your blog! I wonder if u might assist me (im positive some other readers might also be interested). I want to get into blogging also and I at the moment write a blog with Word Press, but it is very confusing for me to create and I would like to try to get several training guides or courses (hopefully ones that are free) that can assist me in making use of wordpress correctly. As a Word Press web master yourself, do u perhaps know where i can find tutorials to be able to do this? Thank you

Vague comments are another trick, sort of like spinning when your spaceship is fighting battledroids

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This might even be on-topic if it wasn’t from Acai Berries Cheap Acai Berries whose homepage was a profile on a forum

How can you not love Vincent Vega (Travolta in Pulp Fiction)…am I right?His new role in From Paris With Love looks cool, even if the name sounds like a James Bond rip off…

Return of the vague

Solid blog. I got a lot of great information. I’ve been keeping an eye on this technology for awhile. It’s fascinating how it keeps changing, yet some of the core components remain the same. Have you seen much change since Google made their latest acquisition in the field?

Even politicians are getting into the spam field

I was reading something else about this on another blog. Interesting. Your linear perspective on it is diametrically opposed to what I read before. I am still pondering over the diverse points of view, but I’m leaning to a great extent toward yours. And irrespective, that’s what is so good about modern democracy and the marketplace of thoughts on-line.


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Trust your SEO jobs to someone who can’t even type a sentence in English!

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That’s great! I don’t give a frak.

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My pappy used to throw lemons at cops, we got lots in common!

Your post reminds me of when I was a kid growing up in Tennessee. My pappy used to say “When life give you lemons, make lemonade”. But he was a hopeless drunk who never made much sense so I never paid much attention to him. Have a great day!

Frakking Brian is just ruining TarsTarkas.NET!

Note to Brian: Before you post, stop and take a deeeeeep breath and think. Then get up from the computer and have a drink of cool-aid, perhaps a sandwich and a twinkie, and think a little additional, walk round the house and ponder. When that is all done, return to the pc, post and offer us all one thing to laugh about.

And they call it….puppy love!

What the… you will not belief that. My stupid puppy actually farted on my ankle!? I mean what’s the matter with this!? I care for this thing and I receive that in return. I still will not belief that. Anyway, you have got some helpful information there in your article. I knew Yahoo will take me to a few useful stuff today :). Okay need to search for this pet now! Have a great day you all!

I’m also leaving out the trick one tried which was to pull comments off of the blog and resubmit them, except with their spam links in the middle of the comments!

Oh, there will be more spam. And it will be dumb!

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