Whites Only Basketball

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via ThinkProgress

A new professional basketball league called the All-American Basketball Alliance (AABA) sent out a press release on Sunday saying that it intends to start its inaugural season in June, with teams in 12 U.S. cities. However, the AABA is different from other sports leagues because only players who are “natural born United States citizens with both parents of Caucasian race are eligible to play in the league.” AABA commissioner Don “Moose” Lewis insists that he’s not racist, but he just wants to get away from the “street-ball” played by “people of color” and back to “fundamental basketball.” Lewis cited the recent incidents of bad behavior by NBA players, implying that such actions would never happen with white players:

“There’s nothing hatred about what we’re doing,” he said. “I don’t hate anyone of color. But people of white, American-born citizens are in the minority now. Here’s a league for white players to play fundamental basketball, which they like.” […]

He pointed out recent incidents in the NBA, including Gilbert Arenas’ indefinite suspension after bringing guns into the Washington Wizards locker room, as examples of fans’ dissatisfaction with the way current professional sports are run.

“Would you want to go to the game and worry about a player flipping you off or attacking you in the stands or grabbing their crotch?” he said. “That’s the culture today, and in a free country we should have the right to move ourselves in a better direction.”

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About that Moose Guy…

Sports Moose Productions Announces Shooting for Erotic Horror Flick!

(Atlanta, Georgia) (May 21, 2003)- Don “Moose” Lewis, Managing Member of Sports Moose Productions, LLC, in Atlanta, Georgia, announces shooting will begin on October 18, 2003 for the original motion picture, “Down For the Count!” , an erotic horror flick with live professional wrestling scenes included in the picture from professional wrestling organization, Xtreme Wrestling Union, a partner in the project. The majority of the film will be shot in Atlanta, Georgia with some scenes shot on location at beach locales.

“We are casting for a leading actress along with supporting actresses immediately!” stated “Moose” Lewis. “This is not your ordinary “FFF”- femme fatale film-female actresses receive great parts and action in this movie. While this is targeted for a mature audience, this is much more than your ordinary “flesh mongrel” film. You do not want to miss a single second of this once you sit down to watch it!”

Sports Moose Productions, LLC recently completed a year of producing a weekly television wrestling show for USA Networks Broadcast stations, named “IWU Wrestling – The Max!” which produced weekly ratings higher than major sports events in the same time period. Production of the series was not renewed due to the stations being sold to the Spanish network, Univision. “Moose” Lewis is also the President of International Boxing Union , Inc. -a world wide boxing sanctioning body in which professional boxers fight for World Championship Titles. Additional members of the Limited Liability Company include C.C. McCubbins of Image Ten Productions and the son of golden era Hollywood legend Rod Cameron, Tony Cameron of Mammoth Pictures.

Erotic Horror, wrestling, and racism! They go together like peanut butter, car mufflers, and handguns.

I have no clue if this ever got made.

4 thoughts on “Whites Only Basketball

  1. YOUR A RACIST ALL DAY LONG!

    IM A WHIT AMERICAN, AND JUST WHEN YOU THINK THINGS HAVE CHANGED, HERE COMES SOME OF YOU BACK WOODS LIVING IN THE PAST CRACKES COME WITH MORE BULLSHIT.
    TAKE OFF YOUR SHEETS AND BE A REAL MAN. NO ONES GOING TO WATCH THIS BUT THE REST OF YOUR CRACKER FRIENDS.

  2. Do not kid your self if this took off the NBA&WBA would be quivering since 85% of the paying people who see the NBA play are white. I can imagine a lot of white parents with young kids would rather see the white’s play rather than see there kids exposed to the gangster image toting guns in their lockers and the intimidation game. I doubt if the blacks would support the game and do not say that they can not afford it because there is a rich and middle class black America. Sorry, I do not think it is about race it’s about the$$$$$.

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