[adrotate banner=”1″]Did you know Obama’s mother faked her death in order to make Obama a secret Muslim communist sleeper agent? Resistnet.com thinks so! They got their crack team, some nutter named gary kaalberg, who not only had Obama steal his shift key and spellcheck, but gary kaalberg and his intracit web of secret agent friends aged a photograph of Ann Dunham, and the results supposedly look like some woman who was near Barack Obama at some point in time once. So you want to see all these photos and aged photos and secret alive presidential momma? Well, gary kaalberg hasn’t bothered to upload any of it. But that hasn’t stopped several Resistnet.com members from believing the whole thing. I was going to ignore Resistnet.com for a little while, but this is just too stupid to ignore.

gary kaalberg gets the crazy train started…

instead of posting any proof at all, he makes up some biometrics garbage…

gary quickly convinces Gun Avatar Guy

Well, if Orly Taitz, the craziest birther of them all, says something is so, it can’t possibly be so

Ann Dunham faked her death and caused the housing crisis to get her son elected president!

Here is some background on our fine hero gary

gary seems to have found his caps lock key, but doesn’t know how to turn it back off. Also, the conspiracy deepens…

Trooper sees the insanity and decides he has to step it up a notch to try to be the most insane member of Resistnet

Totally not as weird as it sounds. I am convinced 100%. Especially with all the photographic proof you uploaded just now

I used my secret agent contacts to age this photo of Ann Dunham:

The Result:

Proof she is a living sleeper agent who faked her death to cause the housing crash so her muslim communist biracial son could become president. Barack Obama will be so shaken he becomes William F. Buckley overnight. Game, set, match, Liberals!

And here is a bonus “I hate the Mexicans!” post

Now, please, Resistnet.com, please stop being so damn pathetic! I want to spend time mocking FreeRepublic.com, but you idiots won’t stop being so entertainingly insane!