[adrotate banner=”1″]Japanese porn is the weirdest porn in the universe. And their titles can be even weirder. Here are a list of actual titles that are either disturbing or hilariously awful:

Woman Body Open To The Public Continuous Orgasm – starring Natsumi Horiguchi
Scatolo Evacuation Torture – starring Mai Tsukisaki
No Hair Girl Beast Rape
Masochist Woman Awakening Wild Thing – starring Marin Minami
Narcotics Investigator Addicted To Drugs Vaginal Convulsions – starring Sayaka Minami
Graduation Performance Continuous Orgasm Experiment Show – starring Mao Odagiri
Female Ejaculation Club Faint In Agony Hell Orgasm – starring Nana Sakura
The Octopus Invades The Vagina And It Hurts – yes this involves a real octopus
Huge Breasts Pleasure Hypnotism Orgasm – starring Meguru Kosaka
Running Wild Dog Type Orgasm Machine
Art Model Forced to Do Obscene Things
Enema Narcotic 2 Hole Water Fountain Orgasm – starring Hinano
Restriction Chair Beautiful Legs Trance – starring Noa
Confinement Chair Lesbian – starring Shoko Mikami and Mico
Molester Guerilla Group 61
Lewd Slave Addicted To Confinement Medicine – starring Yuki Touma
LA Amateur Girls Restrained Incontinence Orgasm
Attack! School Girl Machine Vibe 3 – starring Nana Kaori
Coerced Unconscious Climax Clinic Vol.4 – starring Rio Hamasaki
Investigator Addicted To Drugs Vaginal Convusions – starring Tsubaki Kato
Embarrassment Forced Shiofuki Machine Underwear Going All Around Town – starring Yuka Ohsawa
Shyness Forced Enema Hot Yoga
Lolita Gal Anal Destruction – starring Hina Ohtsuka
My Obediently Pet Deal With Desire – starring Yui Seto
Anal Demon Piston – starring Mizuki
The Eel And Loach To Attack In Lasciviousness Are Insane – with real eels and roaches (loaches)
Vaginal Convulsions Agonizing Hell School Girl – starring Aimi
One Womain is Isolated in the Group – starring Mitsu Amai
Delusional Restraint Masochism – starring Yuu Tsutsumi
Deranged Enthusiast Orgasm Enforced Repeatedly Number 09
Enema Sports Tourament
Destruction Break Down Limit Of Orgasm – starring Nana Natsume
What Happens to a Woman When Cumming is Prolonged – starring Mariko Shiraishi
Fainting Skeleton Chair – starring Azusa Ayano
Breaks Down Limit of Orgasm Perfection Climax – starring Nana Natsume
Smoothly Shaven Lassies In Lesbian Action – starring Chihiro Hara and Kasumi Uehara
Ecstasy Water Water Water & Black Man Fuck – starring Yuka Osawa
Nurubeccho Vicious Insult Lotion – starring Natsumi Yoshioka
Restructuring Project Personality Breakdown – starring Riko Tachibana
Drink Urine Depth Charge Gokkun Maid – starring Maho Sawai and Chihiro Hasegawa
The Virtue & Pride Were Destroyed – starring Azusa Ayano
Hyper Risky Mosaic – starring Maria Ozawa
Pls Humiliate until the Spirit is Overcome – starring Yua Aida
Restraint Masochist Excellent Sexual Organs – starring Mariko Shiraishi
Torture Club Indecent Mouth Destruction – starring You Kitajima

Sorry for no links, but they would be all 1000% NSFW and we try to at least pretend we are PG-13 here. Some of the sites even have bestiality videos, which is just nasty. I ran across these while looking up an actress from a non-porn movie who turned out to be a porn star. That’s what I get for looking up biographical information for my movie reviews!