Wingnut Web – FreeRepublic is 100% Bad Apple Racists Edition

December 3, 2009ByTars Tarkas

Remember back in the day when FreeRepublic.com went super-racist and started attacking Barack Obama’s 11 year old daughter and flinging around monkey references like a pack of KKK rejects? Then FreeRepublic’s spokesperson, Liar Liarson, got on tv and claimed it was only one or two guys who were banned and that they would never tolerate such racism? And then all of us laughed because Liar Liarson was lying and no one was punished though image caption threads were discouraged for a bit? Well, image caption threads are no longer discouraged so it is open season for FreeRepublic.com to make racist comments about Obama’s family! Including some of the same racist fraknuts who Liar Liarson said didn’t exist last time! Keen! Wingnut Web is not fooled, because Wingnut Web sees all.

But before that, I needed a place to put this, a guy explaining how Teabagging (the sex act, not the morons with signs) isn’t gay!

I don’t want to know how wives can do it.

Oh, no…my Spider-Sense is tingling!

See…because they are monkeys! Black people are monkeys!

Canada must not have had TV during 2001-2008 when Bush was on his ranch for months at a time.

Yes, very hilarious.

I don’t know what this post says because I lost my Freeper-to-English dictionary. I think he is saying he likes to screw turtles.

Nateman is a superhero and a racist.

All Blacks hate the crackas!

NOT! You had me there, manc!

How dare those Ghetto Negroes love their children in public!?! MONSTERS!!

mojitojoe (one of the biggest racist fraknuts last time) is back to attack Obama children like a real man!

Las Vegas Ron’s mom must be proud of what her son did today!

OMG you didn’t!

mojitojoe for the racism slam dunk!

jumping to a second caption thread, mojitojoe is there to racism it the frak up!

Imagine if you will were I to post something like this about George W. Bush in 2002. I’d still be in Guantanamo!

mojitojoe is GI Joe’s retarded little brother.

Let’s just randomly claim things and declare it true!

mojitojoe is more obsessed with how Michelle Obama looks than Michelle Obama!

Join us next time, for FreeRepublic’s Declaration of FreeperNation! Complete with a billion examples of terrible patriotic art. It’s like a flag puked on a bald eagle.

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Wingnut Web – FreeRepublic is Jihad Edition

December 2, 2009ByTars Tarkas

Four police officers were shot dead in a tragedy in Washington State, and FreeRepublic is on the case! If by on the case you mean instantly blaming it on a Muslim Jihad conspiracy against America! But FreeRepublic.com sees Jihad everywhere. It’s Jihad if the toilet paper roll is put in the wrong way. It’s Jihad if a cop gives me a speeding ticket. It’s Jihad if when you’re throwing eggs at your Muslim neighbor he calls the cops on you. Jihad Jihad everywhere, and not a drop to drink. So drink up these FreeRepublic.com posts instead! Declaring everything Jihad long enough and you will eventually be right. But you will be wrong many many many more times. And look like a moron. Like these guys!

Media Jihad Conspiracy!

Cops shot? Must be Jihad, time to revolt!

You see, because the media is all liars!

Jihad in the water, Jihad in the air

Of course it is the Muslims!

Not just Jihad, Black Ex-con Jihad! Bonus “Kill the president” Bible quote action

Three Blind Palestinians! Three Blind Palestinians! See how they Jihad! See how they Jihad!

What kind of person are you that when you hear cops are shot you think about how Obama must be secretly smiling? (A bad person)

Internet Tough Guy Syndrome

The drive by media will never report on the secret Jihad waged every night

hoagy62 RAHOWA out of nowhere!

I think this is the worst of this bunch, because, seriously, what the frak?

Another guy who thinks of nothing but Obama’s secret smiles. That’s when he isn’t adding,,,,,commas,,,,everywhere,,,,,!

No one could ever kill four cops unaware, all police are instantly reacting supermen, so this must be a Rambo-level Jihad!

Black Jihadis in the woods! They killed the Blair Witch!

It must have been a highly trained Jihadi ninja Universal Soldier who did this!

Jack Black brings some logic into the Super Jihad Robot Ninja Warrior He-Man discussion

After Candor7 gets schooled about his “highly trained Jihadist” fantasies, he refuses to back down

Next time, FreeRepublic goes picture captioning. Guess how many monkey references about Obama and his family and win a fabulous prize! (There is actually no prize, only shame)

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Wingnut Web – Dracula Defeated Islam Edition

November 26, 2009ByTars Tarkas

Today’s Wingnut Web has lots of fun facts for you to learn that the LIBERAL SCHOOLS don’t want you to know. Did you know Dracula almost wiped out Islam? Did you know America was founded in 1770? Did you know the media was controlled by the Dark Lord of the Sith? Did you know Sarah Palin was propheted in the Bible? It’s all true! Don’t believe the Mainstream Media. Believe your friends on the internet! Would we lie to you? Okay, maybe that once about our weight loss diet pills. And the Nigerian Prince. Or the Acai berries. The Free Credit Reports. The viagra pills. The low percentage home loans. Basically, if anyone on the internet tells you anything, shoot them in the face.

Machodog shows how macho he is, being an internet tough guy and all. Next up he’ll post a photograph of his guns! (and he doesn’t get banned for this)

In the battle of Dracula vs. Islam, Resistnet sides with Dracula!

I’ll take Crazy Homeschoolers Who Don’t Know 1776 for $200, Alex!

More crazy lady for your enjoyment!

She sure whines a lot for complaining about whiners…

And then the entire theater applauded when I yelled at the guy who was talking through the movie…

DocFord, what are you doing being sensible? This is RESISTNET.COM, you are supposed to be crazy!

elvin stanley needs to stop drinking the gasoline

Crazy beautiful.

We harassed tour guides in Greece then went to Ukraine to get away from Commies…

The MSM is run by Darth Olberman and Sith Lord Maddow

Her idea involves living in a shack surrounded by the cops for 181 days after she shoots a census worker. And bonus wanting a handout for the land! Welfare Queen a-hoy!

Seriously…this plan…will end in death

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Wingnut Web – Glenn Beck’s Plan Leaves Resistnet In The Dark

November 23, 2009ByTars Tarkas

Glenn Beck announced his “Plan” – aka sell a bunch of books to gullible teabaggers who will buy anything that promises to save them from Commie Obama Usurpers – and did so at a rally at a Florida retirement home. He also did so without contacting Grassfire.org/Resistnet.com, who Glenn Beck’s 9-12 Project had been coordinating a march on DC on 9-11-10. Instead, Glenn Beck randomly announces a march on DC on 8-28-10! Yes, two weeks earlier, and on the anniversary of Dr. Martin Luther King’s I Have a Dream Speech. Prepare for your dream to be co-opted by a jerkoff using the date to sell his crappy book to a bunch of racists, Dr. King! Yes, the whole thing is to support Beck’s upcoming book, The Plan, which has a 100 year plan for America. I am sure the book will be horrible, but not as horrible as Palin’s book. But it will sell a bajillion copies, thanks to the teabagging rallies across the USA. Too bad for Resistnet, though, what with them being caught holding the bag on Beck’s other rally he summarily dropped. I am sure the reaction will not be over the top…

No he didn’t!

Darla D reveals Resistnet got blindsided by the Beckster!

She may be crazy, but at least she sees Beck is just as crazy. They recognize their own

Why let a blizzard stop you from building your Unabomber shack?

Let’s pretend that conservatives will win everywhere and pretend we are smug months before we should be!

ReddDogg trusts no one who isn’t crazy enough!

Patty Parrett is ready to empty out her 401K to give to Beck. He’s going to be rolling in teabagger dough!

How dare you question the Beckster!

If you can’t hang with the ReddDoggs, stay off the teabags!

He’s going to win elections, not with politicians, but with…..something. Glenn Beck! Glenn Beck! Glenn Beck! Glenn Beck! Glenn Beck! Glenn Beck! Glenn Beck! Glenn Beck! Glenn Beck!

ReddDogg smelled Beck’s behind and doesn’t like it

Another skeptical Beck isn’t crazy enough

More members of the Beck Fan Club!

Henry Wallace wants compromise, the true sign of a liberal appeaser!

How sweet, she thinks Beck actually cares about anything but money

Twittering RedState must be like standing in front of a guy with the stomach flu. Vomit is guaranteed to fall on you.

Secret Mormon Societies! Beck is AntiChrist 2.0!

Riot 24/7 to prove how big of babies we are!

I don’t know how to Google! Help me!

We are at war..with tea..or something…

Rocky calling for unlawful violence? Why I never!

I can’t ever see Pinkstaff’s name and not laugh. Pinkstaff.

Glenn Beck declaring himself the teabagger leader is not about leaders. Right.

We aren’t flocks of sheep, now let’s all follow Glenn Beck…

Stop complaining and mindlessly follow Glenn Beck!

Wendy A asking for a handout? What about bootstraps, you welfare queen?

Glenn Beck won’t return my phone calls and emails and pictures of his name carved into my thigh…

Glenn Beck can eat it! We totally out-crazy Glenn Beck!

Glenn Beck totally screwed them over in order to sell his crappy new book!

blah blah government injecting microchips blah blah. Get a new conspiracy, Captain Boring!

That’s enough screwing over of Resistnet for now! Join us next time as Resistnet gets screwed over by Rush Limbaugh!

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Teabaggers Are Monsters

November 23, 2009ByTars Tarkas

And not the cool kind that destroy cities with radioactive breath. Real life monsters.

Low Tea Party moment symbolic of muddy week

As a journalist covering Chicago politics, verifying information is like climbing a mountain of sand. With each step you take, the deeper you sink.

Last week while researching claims from a local Tea Party activist, I found myself asking a family for proof that they had lost an unborn grandchild.

The family, Dan and Midge Hough, of Chicago, spoke in favor of health care reform and in support of U.S. Rep. Dan Lipinski (D-3rd) at a Nov. 14 town hall meeting in Oak Lawn.

Their daughter-in-law, Jenny, and an unborn grandchild died recently due in part, they believe, to a lack of health insurance. They said Jenny was not receiving regular prenatal care and ended up in an emergency room with double pneumonia that developed into septic shock. Her baby died in the womb, and Jenny died a few weeks later, leaving behind a husband and a 2-year-old daughter.

Catherina Wojtowicz, of Chicago’s Mount Greenwood community, an organizer for a Tea Party splinter group, Chicago Tea Party Patriots, falsely claimed that the Houghs fabricated their story. In an e-mail, she called them operatives of President Barack Obama who “go from event to event and (cry) the same story.”

When the Houghs spoke at the Lipinski event, some Tea Partiers ridiculed them. They moaned and rolled their eyes and interrupted. Midge Hough began to cry.

The audience, Wojtowicz later explained, was exasperated by stories of isolated tragedies that cloud debate over the health care bill itself.

“What we are talking about is the bill,” she said. “We’ve all had family members pass away, but would this health care bill really have prevented (Jenny’s) death? We do question it.”

It certainly was a low mark in a very dark week. What could be more illustrative of our state’s political marshland than openly mocking a grieving family?

“I’m very sorry about the whole lack of dialogue,” Wojtowicz said. “My reaction to Midge? I don’t know what to say.”

Neither do I.

EDIT: FreeRepublic has figured it out! They are all Gypsies!
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InCulture Wars, Wingnut Web, WTF?

Palin Man

November 22, 2009ByTars Tarkas

Seriously…WTF?

	The Actual Weirdest Giant Monster Movies Ever Made
	Superman (Telugu)
	The 113 Must See Flicks From the American Film Market 2013
	Sweet Prudence & the Erotic Adventure of Bigfoot
	March of Godzilla Island
	Let the Bullets Fly
	I Married a Monster From Outer Space
	“They Look Like They Make Sense, Don’t They?” – A Reassessment of Prometheus
	James Band 007