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Senate races and what not

Scott Brown prevailed over Martha Coakley in Mass. to claim the senate seat in a special election. The vacant seat was the one held for decades by Teddy Kennedy, and the defeat of a Democrat in one of the bluest states came as a shock to many. It shouldn’t be a shock, (and, no, spies from Resistnet, it is not because your Teabag Nation is starting American Revolution II: Electric Tebaggaloo) as Martha Coakley ran a horrible, horrible campaign. A campaign where she basically did nothing for weeks after the primary while Scott Brown went all over Massachusetts and worked the public. Coakley didn’t seem to want to meet anyone, and the few times she was talking in public, she didn’t seem to know basic facts about her own state.

Much talk is being said about how the weak Democratic leadership on the Health Care Bill and the whole Bankster situation did in Coakley. Those things did help uninspire many voters into not bothering to go to the polls. The Health Care bill as written is a weak corporate giveaway that is too watered down by horrific leadership in the senate and complete lack of leadership on Obama’s part. There is no question if the White House had been pushing certain more progressive options they would have made it into the bill. But Obama had no intention of doing such a thing, because he’s a centrist, not a liberal.

The other major thing leading to anger is that the only things the Democrats seem to do about the economic problems is give money to the banks. There is a lot of public anger at the banks, and this is the perfect opportunity for a smart party to ride the populist rage against the banks to push in real reform, set up job stimulus bills instead of handing money to the bankers. But the Democrats are not doing that, because they are too busy sucking on the teat of big finance. Not all of them, just enough that nothing can be accomplished. And those guys are ruining it for everyone. And thus, the only populist rage being channeled now is the Teabaggers exploiting rage into their disturbing, self-destructive parties.

The main lessons to learn from the race are not to be more like the Republicans or to abandon all reform or any of the other stupid things conservative Democrats are saying. You don’t need to wait until you have 60 votes to do everything, and you don’t need to anger your base and spend months working on a bill that gets more and more horrible because one or two idiots in your party (or not even in your party anymore!) keeps dragging things out. Bush NEVER had a 60-vote majority, and he did whatever the hell he wanted. When Harry Reid loses in 2010 it will be the best thing to happen to Democrats in years. the Democrats had the supermajority and all sorts of fun games and prizes, and couldn’t deliver a simple universal health care bill.

That doesn’t mean we’ve given up or are gonna go all Teabagger because we thing the Democratic leadership blew it. This just means we’re going to stick to the “More Democrats, Better Democrats” plan and get some better Democrats in. If that means we lose a few horrible Democrats, fine by me.

But in the final result, Martha Coakley lost because Martha Coakley was a bad candidate. The blame falls on her shoulders first and foremost. She did not put in the work required, and now has paid the price. But just wait until Senator Scott Brown does something horrible. At least, that’s what Glenn Beck things, who thinks “This one could end with a dead intern. I’m just saying. It could end with a dead intern.”

But I’m sure the Teabaggers will just blame the intern.

Actually, this whole thing was just an excuse to post the Glenn Beck video! Plus I can also link this quote:

Ditto any attempt to grapple with climate change. In fact, any legislative moves with this Democratic party and this Republican party are close to hopeless. The Democrats are a clapped out, gut-free lobbyist machine. The Republicans are insane. The system is therefore paralyzed beyond repair.

But keep your head up. The game ain’t over until you lose all your lives (or you rescue the Princess.) Feel free to tell me where I am wrong, because that’s what the comments are for.

Wingnut Web – Using FEMA Camps for Good, Not Evil Edition

Well, on this Martin Luther King Day, let us celebrate by not judging posters by the color of their avatars, but by the content of their posts. And these posts show they are awful, awful people. But what else do you expect from Resistnet.com? We got a bunch of crazy mo-fos today. We got people justifying not giving money to Haiti, we got birthers, we got people threatening to overthrow the US government, we got crazy women writing walls of text, we got a guy saying it is moral to be a greedy SOB, and we got an internet game designer caught being a liar. But don’t worry, the Mass election is already stolen (unless the Dems lose, in which case it is because America is waking up and not because Coakley is a horrible candidate who basically took a month off to do nothing) and Obama is just going to overthrow everything and put us all in FEMA camps. Where life will just be like an episode of Salute Your Shorts. Just call me Kevin “Ug” Lee.

Let’s begin!

If people vote, it’s time to take down America!
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Ed Miller is putting in his buck o’five
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Hey, remember when the Obama’s Coup Fails guys lied and said they were a mix of Republican and Democrats? CAUGHT!
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I am not sure this is legal, but here is is preserved for all time!
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Mexicans, in MY America?
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Look at this warmonger wanting us to invade TWO more countries!
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The Bobby Jindal Birthers are out early…
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Someone actually did this.
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If the Republicans lose in MA, then the entire world will think Americans are wimps! Because us Republicans really care what the rest of the world thinks about us…
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RICHARD SANDERS is disappointed that all his conservative heroes are selfish jerks…
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Gun Avatar Moron #1 says “Screw them Haitians, give me money!”
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This self-centered bigot clown is sending all his money to horrible people running for office and the poor and injured can just frak off. Like Jesus would do!
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Richard Sanders can’t type like a normal human being
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Melinda is a great example of crazy.
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Go, Melinda! Crazy Resistnet up a notch!
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If you give money to Haiti, you are like Neville Chamberlain…
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Blah blah, I love to hear myself talk..
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If we say we’re winning, then we are and everyone we hate are all liberals anyway…
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I think if they read your posts, they would spin so fast we could hook them up to generators and power the entire planet.
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Gee, it’s someone who doesn’t get it so much he almost gets it. Except he’s too stupid to know what he’s doing!
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Unions suck almost as much as my typing!
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Challenge anyone with dark skin. Beat them mercilessly.
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The Duke’s example? So dodge military service to become an actor and pretend you are some military tough guy while in reality you are nothing but a chickenhawk? Sounds like Conservatives have been following him for decades…
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Hey, Cowboy Jim, didn’t we already catch you wanting to overthrow the US Government? Now you want them all to be military (which means Dick Cheney is out, and so is Princess Palin…)
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They are racist against those blacks who will all riot and burn down the inner city because blacks are little children but liberals are the real racists!
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Maxstake: You are a raving lunatic. Thanks for asking!
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Maxstake proving my point right here…
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Let’s go crazy!
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We can’t help Haiti because the Constitution specifically says “Don’t help Haiti”
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Why doesn’t the Dominican Republic take the lead? That way the US won’t have to help Black people who will all become welfare queens.
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Maybe your wife shouldn’t be waiting for a handout!
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Me caring about nothing but getting me money? Totally moral. Jesus was all about getting wealth!
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Melinda is back with a block of crazy!
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Charlie Mike dares to challenge the Melinda
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Melinda pounces! She probably was so upset over this she spent the night writing a manifesto about how Charlie Mike is Obama’s father.
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So Sonny writes about having driven a few black people out of his town with an angry mob as if it was just commonplace. Resistnet wins again!
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That’s enough Resisting for now. Tuesday is the big election, so expect a bunch of posts about how the election was stolen or about how Obama is doomed next time. Whatever the outcome, Wingnut Web wins because they’ll make the updates for us! WoooooOOOoooOOo!!!

Haiti, disasters, and people worse than monsters…

The recent Haitian earthquake is a disaster of epic proportions. It is simply awful. But, some people just say completely horrible things. I don’t understand these people. They must be mentally ill. Or just fucking crazy. In any event, even in the worst of times, you will always have a right wing jackoff saying horrible things on the internet. Welcome to reality! So after you’ve donated to the Red Cross, read up on some things that will make you lose faith in humanity. REMEMBER TO DONATE FIRST, because some of you might not have the stomach to afterwards. You have been warned.

I will start this out with something I have never been able to truthfully say: The crazy posts you will see here are in the minority, and actually had a few people calling them out for being so damn awful. Not many, and not all, but some.

Haiti is literally hell on Earth!
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CBS faked Katrina for the epic ratings!
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cripplecreek shows up enough on the Wingnut Web we should offer him a salary…
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Hispaniola, home of the Sith!
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George Obama doesn’t care about non-black people!
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HA! Five people died, it’s hilarious!
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Why doesn’t God Earthquake the hell out of the Middle East? Does God worship Islam?
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See, this is why I told you to donate to the Red Cross first. Because now you know all that money went to Obama’s pockets! MuHAHAHAHAHAHA!! We got your money!
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God is really sort of a jerk…
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Haitians are the Original Welfare Queens!
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Haiti should just write a check to itself…
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This conspiracy of…something…totally proves Obama was born in Kenya!
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Haiti needs to bootstraps itself out of this earthquake.
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What the fuck?
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You can’t handle the secret horrors of Haitian Voodoo! I saw it on an episode of Heroes…
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I spit out my coffee in shock at your assertions that Haiti is a tragedy!
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Did hundreds of thousands of people die in that?
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As much fun as a few FR idiots are, you have to remember their inspiration has been screaming pretty much the same thing. First he bashes the island of Haiti:

After earthquake, Rush says Haiti produces “zilch, zero, nada,” asks when Obama will call for Aristide to be returned

Then he goes all racist on us!

Limbaugh: Obama will use Haiti to boost credibility with “light-skinned and dark-skinned black community in this country”

Granted, Pat Robertson probably has said the dumbest public comment when he said that the earthquake was because Haitians swore a pact to the devil.

But don’t worry, FreeRepublic, the worst comment I found about Haiti comes from our old favorite, ResistNet.com, where a guy actually wrote Haitian Earthquake fan-fiction to try to tickle your funny bone. leon lunsford is our Douchebag of the Day!
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Wingnut Web – TarsTarkas.NET is Infiltrated Edition

Oh Noes! TarsTarkas.NET is in trouble! In case you haven’t noticed, TarsTarkas.NET has been infiltrated by militia types who are destroying this site. Or so that was the plan, but no one could be bothered to do anything (as usual from these keyboard militias) and thus TarsTarkas.NET was saved. TarsTarkas.NET victory! Of course, doing what we do, we have people talking about us all the time. And the best part is, we know about it. Yep, that’s right. We know. And sometimes, we share. Because sharing is caring. So let’s go all Care Bear Stare and check out what The Well Regulated Militia (http://militias.ning.com) thinks of TarsTarkas.NET (we’ve met them before here and here and many members are also Resistnet.com members):

It begins…
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It’s gonna go down, son, and TarsTarkas.NET will pay
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fedup! got fedup with figuring out how to comment or join the forums or send an email
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We are so brainwashed that only the communistiest communists can give us orders.
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fedup! is TarsTarkas.NET’s biggest fan. Just wait until they find out we have multiple accounts as members of their militia. And we have blog commentors who are also undercover in their militia. With the recent infighting in their militia and people dumped, it is probably there is hardly any members of that militia at all.
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GodsModernDayMartyr (a name that totally doesn’t mean they want to get gunned down by the Feds) falls for another ruse.
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TarsTarkas.NET: buncha dumbasses, utterly brainwashed, just plain evil, and self-destructing boobs.
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Well, there you go. If you want to see this thread, too bad, it got deleted weeks ago during one of the many militia.ning.com infighting spats where threads were deleted left and right and many emails were sent out with various people pointing fingers. The FBI doesn’t need to follow these guys, they’re too busy destroying themselves. This is why children shouldn’t have guns.

Wingnut Web – Homo, homo sapien…wise, wise man Edition

It’s time to go down Resistnet Lane and see what those crazy kids are resisting to this week! Is is sandpaper? Bandaids? Toilet paper? Nope, they are resisting the president again! Just like all the patriots are doing. How easy it must be to be a Patriot, you just yell and scream and don’t think, and then get bitter and wonder why your kids don’t want to come home for Christmas any more and your wife ran off with the cable guy. Your only friends are a gun and the guy on the radio. He knows your pain. He loves you like your wife couldn’t, because she always wanted to be loved back. Ha! And now those stinking libs are coming for your guns! Quick, blow them away! What, it was just the meter reader? Uh, oh. You’re screwed now, Holmes. It must be a liberal plot. Obummer really was out to get you, better luck next time!

Rush is “my””heroe” and a Founding Father, because he hangs with the little man (from his giant compound)
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Lyn Valentine never apologizes for anything. She once accidentally pushed her child down the stairs, and then beat that child for crying.
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Ginny Zalnoski is Q*Bert!
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Lyn Valentine returns after she took some drug that made her repeat every punctuation mark three times for some reason…
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All Illegal Aliens are Welfare Queens. Those Illegals working in sweatshops and in the fields? Welfare Queens. Bonus call for government overthrow.
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bumbleshorts is still trying to get Arizona to secede from the union, because of…uh…stuff!
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Gee, we got two welfare queens right here! Hey, geniuses, if you overthrew the government that is currently putting food on your table, you’d starve!!
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A bankrupt state is like Dick Grayson being a ward of Bruce Wayne.
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Maybe you should look for work instead of reading conspiracy theories on the internet, good sir!
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Thank Sheriff Joe for abusing the law to punish his enemies and racial profiling anyone with dark skin!
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Let’s fire everyone in charge of government programs! Then they can all run around like chickens with their heads cut off, MuHAHAHAHAHA!
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President Buttface. That’s what we are up against.
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I bet this guy said the same thing about the Shoe Bomber…yeah, right!
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What kind of grade should you give the Bush Administration for letting them go?
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I wrote this letter about letting Mexicans die in ditches instead of having hospital care because I like steak.
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Obama told me he was going to kill 50% of the world’s population, during his speech on TV. He always talks to me, last week he told me to go buy a dog, and kill it and throw it on the neighbor’s porch. My neighbor was totally mad. What a jerk!
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Hey, look, more crazy mofos!
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And let us close on our new favorite Resistnet.com post, a post so crazy and insane that we’re just going to wait until the next Wingnut Web to dish out more Resistnet goodies as this one will still be stealing the thunder.
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Until next time, remember the Knights Templar!

Wingnut Web – Lee Harvey Freeper Edition

So I have to admit, I am a hoarder. I have literally hundreds of randomly horrible Wingnut posts collected for several months that I had been planning to feature on Wingnut Webs. I even uploaded most of them into a draft file that has a bajillion pictures and takes forever to load on preview. So I guess I should start unleashing them upon the world, making you both horrified and laugh-out-loud hysterical at the same time. Such are the Wingnuts and their musings. Watching A&E’s Hoarders thanks to the magic of the last two episodes being hosted on their site so we stream there every week or so is always a fun time. And good motivation to clear the clutter. So here comes an update that should have been put out in 2009, featuring yet another almost threat against Barack Obama’s life on FreeRepublic.com that skirts along by not directly threatening Obama.

We open with yet another random OP written by some sore loser still crying in his diapers about the 2008 presidential election, his stained Sarah Palin shirt beginning to disintegrate along the armpits and neck.
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The comments are a bunch of agreeing and cheering on from the armchair revolution crowd, until you notice that syc1959 has posted a gigantic image in his post…
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What is that image? Well, here it is, click it for huge!
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Now where have I seen something like that before…
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Lee Harvey Oswald was passing these out! And then he was framed by the CIA/mob/Nixon/KGB/Castro/JFK himself for the JFK assassination, just like the Freeper who shoots Obama will be framed. But we all know this is just an isolated case and FreeRepublic.com is not a hotbed of crazy mofos jonesing to have the president killed…
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Sigh…

BONUS FreeRepublic.gif!

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Next up – some of the bajillion Resistnet.com posts we have stored up. That site could go down tomorrow and Wingnut Web would still be giving updates for the next six months!