Wingnut Web – Kangaroo court time on the web Edition

February 6, 2010ByTars Tarkas

The cup of crazy runneth over at Resistnet.com. Thrill as Resistors call for violent overthrow of the government. Chill as the Resistors declare that speaking to Democrats is a traitorous action. Be dazzled as Resistnet turns on Sarah Palin. Watch in awe as Resistnet contracts a plague of nausea as Obama gives a speech. Complete with random multi-page rants by our new favorite crazy person, Melina. Plenty of old favorites including Gun Avatar Guy, John P., and the rest of the gang!

Gun Avatar Fuckwit #1 knows that Peaceful Resistance requires ZERO TOLERANCE and NO COMPROMISE!

You heard it here first, Scott Brown will not be allowed to be elected senator.

Pray against the marxist slims!

I thought Jesus was about love, not total genocidal war…

Tom Bergstand has respect for the dead

How can I convince Democrats to become total crazies?

Keep yelling crazy stuff and eventually they’ll go nuts!

You want to try to convert people? Traitor! Death to those who wish to talk to others! My Gun avatar has spoken!

And yet Larry & Stacy Braid can’t understand why someone wouldn’t want to be part of a group where a crazy chickenhawk fuck with guns will be screaming that they are traitors.

The Progressives eat our country for breakfast!

So God brainwashed America to vote for Democrats?

The WTF? Award goes to…

It’s a future 2010 Can’tidates entry!

Stay classy, Resistnet.com!

Spreme Court also threw out the spellcheck!

So for those of you who don’t follow the Teabaggers, they HATE John McCain, and Sarah Palin announced she will help campaign with him for reelection. The Teabaggers flipped the frak out and started to turn on Sarah Palin for showing loyalty to the guy who put her on the national stage!

Gun Avatar Fuckwit #1 starts us out…

Wanda sees through Sarah Palin now that she’s not the flavor of the month…

RG seems unaware the Democrats that lost those elections were horrible candidates, and suffers from NY-23 amnesia

Someone flipped Wanda’s crazy switch!

Sarah, NOOOoooOOOoOOOOooOOO!!!!

Wait, Mitt Romney is now the super-conservative choice?

Melinda is deluded into thinking Sarah Palin reads Resistnet.com or has even heard of it.

The DaVinci RINO code…

Choose Your Own Adventure: Crazytown Express to Hell!

Clear as inky mud!

Melinda continues

Obama winning an election is a war crime!

JoanO sees Melinda’s wacky comments and joins the fun!

Will you watch the State of the Union?

Sick to stomach #1

Hey, Confederate Flag Avatar!

Sure, that will happen…

A student of human nature

Wall of text fun!

How dare Obama try to make jobs?!?!?

Sick to stomach #2 and #3 (plus others I didn’t bother to copy) along with a guy joking about how many people are getting sick!

Sick to stomach #4 (bonus Onion action!)

Sick to stomach #5, Sick to eyes #1

Post-Turtle???

Sick to stomach #6

I am not sure of the point of this crazy fuck…

Hey, I thought you Teabaggers were all for the Free Market? Now you want Big Government to spend your tax money on rockets to the moon?

InPoliticians and Pundits, Wingnut Web

2010 Can'tidates – Rosanna Pulido is back!

February 3, 2010ByTars Tarkas

Rosanna Pulido – aka chicagolady – who we met last year and helped expose as a radical Minuteman and FreeRepublic message board poster of naughty statements (thus getting our names in Chicagoe newspaper websites) – returned to run for the same Illinois 5th Congressional seat in 2010 that she lost in 2009. Despite branding herself a 9-12 Candidate (which confused me because I wasn’t sure if she was even running as a Republican this time) she managed to be in the Republican primary for IL-5 and got beat down:

Ratowitz 5,527 39.6%
Pulido 4,601 33.0%
Lad 3,819 27.4%

I don’t know who Lad is, but good job getting less votes than the FreeRepublic candidate!

Pulido’s official site is http://www.rosannapulido2010.com/

And she hasn’t learned to stop making hateful posts on FreeRepublic.com!

RINO no-no!

Rosanna loves her home city!

Woman Found Dead at McDonald’s Food Processing Plant
http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/chat/2298513/posts

http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-news/2271961/posts
Pulido posts a thread insulting the guy who kicked her butt in the special election (Congressman Mike Quigley) for daring to support gay rights and not wanting them all to die in a ditch!
http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/chat/2310769/posts

No guns for Negroes????

It’s a conspiracy among Whites newspaper people to go bankrupt!
http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-news/2334408/posts

More NY-23 victory delusions
http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/gop/2392772/posts

Sheriff Joe for gov
http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/news/2392648/posts

RINOs for Illionois Gov – Republican Andy McKenna
http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/gop/2388175/posts

Thanks to Brown Moses, POTUShead, Keels, and the rest of the Jeepers Freepers LF crew! Sorry this didn’t get put up until after she lost, but better late than never (and maybe she’ll show up as a third party candidate anyway!)

InWingnut Web

Wingnut Web – You are WHIMPS Edition

January 29, 2010ByTars Tarkas

Hey, boys and girls! The secret word for the day is “COUP”! Not the chicken house, but what you do to the government when you kill them all and take over! Why is that the word of the day? Because Resistnet.com won’t shut the frak up about how they want to violently overthrow the government. Remember, they are the PEACEFUL resistance. I am sure the violent resistance probably already blew themselves up resisting each other. We got gun avatars, Admins fighting with posters, calls for the military to overthrow the government, gangups on people who think talking about coups isn’t what they should be doing, and America hating. Complete with several government employees who are itching to overthrow their very employers. Sigh…

Cowboy Jim starts us out with his patented gun avatar and crazy revolution talk, something I am sure no one else will be silly enough to also do…

Wendy A hates jobs

I just make up stories and make up being right about them!

Only the guy sleeping outside Safeway who smells like a liquor store should be allowed to run for president

What do Resistnet.com members think about the military overthrowing the US government?

How dare you think that a coup might get us a worse leader! Traitor!

Military men are the most honorable people ever, even Klingons aren’t as honorable! By the way, my avatar was pretty much wiped out by the military, but ditto!

Obama is asking for it what with not agreeing with everything I believe in!

That upset guy is awfully British for an American…

Elections, smelections. Coup every day!

Obama is going to coup us first!

The military is a bunch of commies! Let the militias coup!

The original Paul Revere warned of the Redcoats. The new Paul Revere wants the streets to run red with the blood of the innocent because his candidate lost an election.

Hating America: Not just for Obama anymore!

Another person living off government money who wants to destroy said government, causing her to then starve to death. Only in this country…

Somewhere in a lonely hotel room
There’s a girl starting to realize
That eternal fate has turned his back on him…
It’s 2 AM

More love for coups. That’s patriotic!

Gun Avatar Guy II has never been in the military, btw.

Why would Beijing slums rule America? Maybe he means Beijing Slurm! Drink a can today!

I think your medication is made in China or something…

The time has come to write long articles on the internet

Thank you for writing long articles on the internet

How dare you write long articles on the internet!!

Blessed are the peacemakers…

Dee returns with more insults because her words on the internet are more important than some other guy’s!

Chick Fight!

More side-picking

Yes, the militias break up because of the government, not because they are crazy paranoid antisocial egomaniacs!

Huh?

Gun Avatar Guy III supports coups or something also.

Let’s chat, then shoot hippies!

My wife, who I have not bothered to marry, had a calm and rational discussion on the merits of a quick violent overthrow of the government and the liquidation of all liberals. We are supportive of such a measure.

We support the military overthrowing it all!

I “enjoy” quotes “almost” too “much”

They don’t agree with us every day? Obama Kool-aid drinkers!

Let’s completely make up threats!

Another government employee working to overthrow said government

Redd Dogg knows the truth about birthers

We must befriend the Koreans so we can shoot Blacks after the Obama loses riots!

Hey, way to mention you’re illegally downloading songs.

Keep in mind she’s talking about innocent people incarcerated at Guantanamo for years that got let out

Dee is back to bitch at Redd Dogg because…uh…

Redd Dogg fights back

Redd Dogg continues to demand answers from Dee, who can’t be bothered to fly back over on her broomstick to respond. As Redd Dogg seems to be deleted, we know who won the fight by being immature again

Shoot all illegals who jaywalk!

Oh, snap, Resistnet is getting trolled!

Judge Carter dismisses a Birther Lawsuit, and Resistnet releases the hounds!

Constitutional Lawyers know nothing about the constitution! Only guys on the internet who make threats know about the constitution!

Ha, “black day”

Throw out all judges! Replace them with Robocop!

Wow, this guy is so antisocial he was driven out of a club filled with antisocial crazy teabaggers?

What???

More coup talk!

God disavows any knowledge of this mouse warrior…

That’s enough coup-talk for today!

InCulture Wars, Wingnut Web

Wingnut Web – Reminder That FoxNation.com Is Still Awful Edition

January 24, 2010ByTars Tarkas

FoxNation.com (or TheFoxNation.com) has been absolutely awful since it first appeared on the scene. The commentors are racist, sexist, horrible human beings who desire nothing better than to kill everyone who is to the left of Hitler Stalin. And they also love typing gibberish. Many of these comments require a codebreaker to decipher all the typos and random nicknames. Some nicknames even threw me for a loop, and I’ve been doing this for a year or so now. But don’t take my word for it…

Janeane Garafalo – the most powerful woman in the world!

Bright red user names!?! Looks like FoxNation updated their coding since last we were there…

MiSalesGal is eagerly counting the days until she can shoot libs (minorities) in the street

Literally ever Republican who posts on FoxNation.com is a tweaking psychopath

Crazy .JPGs as user names! Wow, looks like the code is broken instead of updated…

Liberals want to kill everyone. That’s why they start all the wars…

If you’re gonna call out people for namecalling, don’t be namecalling in the exact same post!

Red Dawn MoFo here cracked me up with the “joy rides in our AirCrafts” bit. Mission Accomplished!

Someone got served!

The British control America? That’s a new one…

Oh, Wacky.JPG User Name, will you ever be not a moron?

Zerep11′ is going to be a very disappointed old man in 2011…

Wait, are liberals turds or donkeys? And are you going to destroy us or flatten us? Make up your mind!

I love Pick Slips!

Wait, I thought it was Communist Nazi Socialist Marxism!?

DE MEO is still around and still as stupid as ever

What does it spell?

“Only Leftist Ridicule!” says Insulting .JPG User Name guy!

I like military metaphors!

He’s got my names! NOOOOOoooOOOOoooOOooOOOoooOOooO!!!!!

Why won’t young people listen to my bitter old man rants?

Blacks are not Americans.

Minorities are slaves and Liberals are the real racists!

Bi-polar Oath Keepers, raping children at a rally near you!

What?

Seriously, why are you guys complaining about no one speaking English so much when none of you can type English to save your life!

If you don’t hate Obama, you are a non-colored Anti-American.

Jackie Chan was surprised to wake up today and find out he was white. Also LOL racism in the last sentence.

Racists slap liberals in the face every day? That’s pretty mean!

There is none so blind except those who accidentally shot themselves in the eye while cleaning their guns in AZ.

What the frak?

Blacks are the real racists and also I keep pie charts about Obama’s ethnicity.

My son brought home stuff on MLK right after MLK day, obviously Schools are the real racists!

Obama caused all racism. Ever.

“Stop calling me a racist because I don’t support Obama!”

What’s the matter with larrykansas?

Ah, FoxNation.com. Horrible!

InCulture Wars, Wingnut Web

This just in…

January 23, 2010ByTars Tarkas

Special Report!

Someone is impersonating someone in the United Conservative States of America Militia!

But who is being impersonated? The email sender didn’t bother to even say! It is a complete mystery. But if you are getting emails, WATCH OUT! They are all impersonated! Even that email from your mom asking you what shoes you want for your birthday? All fake. Your Mom is really a Government Agent sewing chaos. Beware!

Don’t worry, we got a guy on the case:
sherlockhemlock
So soon we shall find out the mystery of the impersonations of no one!

Until then, we leave you with the rest of TarsTarkas.NET, already in progress!

InCulture Wars, Wingnut Web

Oath Keepers, child rape, and stolen grenade launchers

January 21, 2010ByTars Tarkas

Speaking of militia crazies and child molestation, a leader in the Oath Keepers movement has been arrested for child rape, and then the police found a stolen grenade launcher in his house. Obviously to hunt deer with.

First, some background on the Oath Keepers, for those of you who are thankfully unaware of this certain clique of right wing crazy. The Oath Keepers are military and former military “patriots” who are

Launched in March 2009 by Las Vegas resident and former paratrooper Stewart Rhodes, Oath Keepers claims to be a nonpartisan group of current and retired law enforcement and military personnel who vow to fulfill their oaths to the Constitution.

More specifically, the group’s members, which number in the thousands, pledge to disobey orders they deem unlawful, including directives to disarm the American people and to blockade American cities. By refusing the latter order, the Oath Keepers hope to prevent cities from becoming “giant concentration camps,” a scenario the 44-year-old Rhodes says he can envision happening in the coming years.

“The whole point of Oath Keepers is to stop a dictatorship from ever happening here,” Rhodes, a former Army paratrooper and Yale-trained lawyer, said in an interview with the Review-Journal. “My focus is on the guys with the guns, because they can’t do it without them.

”We say if the American people decide it’s time for a revolution, we’ll fight with you.“

More random stuff including their pledge on the official site.

But back to the story here:

Marine Sgt. Charles Dyer, aka “July4Patriot,” has been accused of raping a 7-year-old girl. He has spoken at at least one teabagger protest (July 4th) and is also a bigwig in connecting the Oath Keepers movement and the Tea Parties. But the Oath Keepers are disavowing him thanks to these charges:

An ex-military man has been arrested on charges of rape of a child and forcible sodomy.

Charles Alan Dyer, 29, of Marlow, was arrested Tuesday afternoon by Stephens County Sheriff’s deputies, said Sheriff Wayne McKinney. Dyer served in the United States Marines in Iraq.

The second amendment of the Constitution is the only amendment:

During the search the sheriff’s deputies noted several firearms and a device believed to be a Colt M-203, 40-millimeter grenade launcher, a complaint filed in the United States District Court of Western Oklahoma by Alcohol, Firearms and Tobacco Special Agent Brett Williams said.

(also some of the Oath Keepers show up in the comments on CrooksandLiars and get mocked to shreds, for those of you who like that stuff check it out!)

CrooksandLiars also adds:

Meanwhile, unsurprisingly, the folks at American Resistance Movement — a group Dyer was also prominently involved in — are claiming that Dyer was set up, and the girl who accused him was “programmed” to do so. Accordingly, they’ve set up a “Free July4Patriot” fund, with a little button on their front page so you can donate.

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http://www.americanresistancemovement.com/ (hey, a message board!)

Look at all them July4Patriot defense threads stickied! At least one of them has a bajillion YouTube videos of various Patriots defending their boy from the evil programmed 7 year old girl.

The PayPal donate button.

Let’s see what these American Resistance Movementers are all about

I see…

We need a crazy leader to lead us in killing government dudes!

Obama is chemtrailing the frak out of these guys!

Fun Fact: All traffic jams are caused by police cars just frakking with traffic!

UPDATE: CrooksandLiars posted more info on the Oath Keepers running for their lives away from July4Patriot

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