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Wingnut Web – Still More Teabagging Pictures?!?!

Yes, I was sitting on a few more teabagging pictures from weeks ago that I never got around to riffing, but now is the time to riff! And riff we will, because these knuckleheads deserve it. The amount of stupid is less because I was running low on crazy pictures, but having gone through the trouble of uploading these, I might as well use them!

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Those freakin’ DemonRATS! I think I fought them in Might and Magic IV…

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Why have one stupid sign when you can have two?

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The guy who lives outside the 7-11 has come to protest!

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Obama bombs all babies!

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The proudest piece of POOP you will ever see!

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Spellcheck wasn’t invented in 1984!

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Keeping us In Fromed Reality

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He looks totally mad

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Live, from the Pyramid with the floating eye, Crazy Lady #23851!

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It was diculous the first time, and then was diculous again!

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Totally not racist.

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Sometimes you just have to admit that your poster-making skills suck.

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The secret part is this guy is a zookeeper.

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Steve Forbes??? We got a time-traveler from 1992 here!

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Future killer of three census workers.

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That spelling is what is awEful

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Yeah, no amnesty for taxes!

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I weep at the loss of $0.50 of teabags

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Resistnet.com’s only black member!

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Little Jimmy doesn’t even know what the FED is, but mom promised ice cream…

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Descent is a cool computer game, but I don’t think it is the most patriotic thing ever

That’s it for the teabagging pictures, until maybe July 4th if they bother to get anything together by then. I am sure the astroturfers will come up with something assuming they all haven’t jumped ship to the Democrats by then.

Wingnut Web – Specter-busters! Edition

So Senator Arlen Specter of PA announced yesterday that he is switching parties from Republican to Democratic. Specter was a more moderate Republican, and was facing a primary challenge from an extremely conservative opponent who was out-polling him by a lot. This was good news, because conservative challenger Pat Toomey would have never won the overall election, and there would be good chance a progressive candidate got elected. Instead, Specter went into self-serving mode and switched sides. The benefit is the Democrats will now have 60 seats in the Senate, the “magic number” they need to stop filibusters, but the price is we exchanged a good chance of a progressive pickup for a Blue-Dog wannabe who is more concerned with his own career than helping the country. A mixed bag at best, but since Specter is pushing 80 he might not make it to the end of the term starting in 2010 regardless.

As you can imagine, the news of the defection took the Wingnuttosphere by storm! A fury of hate ensued, with many commentors taking up the position that they kicked Specter out. Although Specter was never a real conservative, his party switching is entirely due to self-preservation, and is not because some crazy teabaggers kicked him out. If anything, his departure and primary challenge were signs that the Republican party has left mainstream American and gone down a road of 19th century policies. But you will never know that if you just go by what the wingnuts post online. Let’s go by freerepublic.com to see some typical reactions to the Specter defection:

What a totally not-racist sig this guy has…
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And then you’ll be completely irrelevant!

It’s not because we’re dinosaurs from the 19th century, it’s because of ILLEGALS and MINORITIES!
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Someone tell this guy that Specter is a Reagan Republican, watch his mind explode!
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But the Right never does this!
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Okay, maybe they do do it…
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If ex-snook read his comment, he’d realize he’s advocating for progressive Democratic policies…
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I got an F-word for this guy
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(Firetruck)

Liberals are all about purging…KICK OT THE RINOS!!!!!
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Judge Judy?
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Fewer and stonger idiots! Their ignorance is so strong they make Schwarzenegger look like a pipe cleaner!
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Yes, losing an election due to horrible policies=wiped out by Nazis
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Freaking Negroes! Get on your knees and thank the Republicans!
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Sure it was a Republican who switched sides this time, but DON’T TRUST THEM LIBS!!
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The award for the most delusional post goes to:
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Sarah Palin scares me, but not for any of the reasons they think she does
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True Republican Patriot shows the love
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dools007 makes up a point and then runs with it down the street, on the freeway, and off a bridge
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Well, as FreeRepublic is insane, maybe Resistnet.com will have more sane responses!
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Okay, maybe not!

That’s it for now, or at least until we better organize all the posts declare the Swine Flu a government conspiracy. Specter’s interruption changed the update, but we’ll get that huge batch of flu crazy soon enough!

Wingnut Web – ACLUsers Edition

So the ACLU has been trying to get more photos released of what they are calling widespread prisoner abuse, and it was just announced the Department of Defense is no longer going to challenge the FOIA request from 2004. Thus, “a substantial number” of photographs showing abuse of prisoners at prisons in Iraq and Afghanistan,

This announcement triggers a rightwing freakout! The ACLU is the ACORN before ACORN in acronym groups beginning with the letter A that the Right hates for irrational reasons. And hate they still do….

thefoxnation.com gets us off to the classy start:
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All responses will be from the esteemed posters of thefoxnation.com, the nation that is fair and balanced.

Why didn’t the ACLU issue lawsuits to stop the dead body dragging?
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Bob ducked and covered his brain a long time ago…
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Yes, Geoff Miller, because every man in San Francisco is GAY! Totally GAY! And GAYS are all into LEATHER. I was so GAY when I saw those photos! Wait, how does Geoff Miller know so much about the GAY LEATHER lifestyle???
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Pope? Soap? Mope?
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What’s a moral high ground?
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Why do those horrible monsters not like me when I tell them they have killed America?
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What is this, the Patriot Club?
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n.c vet is a living example of a destroyed mind
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lochness regrets not beating up the nerds in gym class enough now that he has to ask them if they want fries with that
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We need to do something! I’ll post on the internet calling for people to do something!
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Great, the Amish are posting on thefoxnation.com!
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Late at night, energystar1 pretends he is a Dalek
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Natalie doesn’t understand what a constitutional rights violation is
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Okay
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YEAH WHY DON’T WE GIVE 1 DAMN DOLLAR ALSO WE SHOULD SUE HARDEES FOR PUTTING MAYO ON MY BURGER THAT IS COMMIE SAUCE!
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If you think it is fun now, just wait until the pictures get released at the end of May!

Wingnut Web – Foxnation Lies, CNN Reporter Dies Edition

CNN reporter Susan Roesgen was covering the TeaBagging Party in Chicago (OMG, you mean the mainstream media covered this??? but Glen Beck said they wouldn’t dare!) and met up with some wacky idiots who couldn’t answer simple questions of why they were mad except “because”! FoxNews becomes upset that other networks are making fun of their manufactured protests and decides to fight back. So they airs an edited version mysteriously missing one of the chief weirdos to show how other channels are slandering their precious protests!

The full, unedited video:

The edited video shown on FoxNews:

If you want to hear the event from a different angle as well as the crowd reaction right afterwards, check out this audio sample recorded by Chexmix (right click, save as!):
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Even better than that, they turn the CNN incident into an article on thefoxnation.com (aka foxnation.com ):
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Notice how the title of the article seems to not jibe with the title of the YouTube video! It is like opposite day. Almost as if they are lying and falsely stimulating the persecution complex that has hit the Right Wing like smallpox since November. Now worries, they then fixed the title of the YouTube video with a simple switching of the copy they embeded!:
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Thus, now they have completely covered their lying tracks.
FoxNews – Jerks!


But this can’t be Wingnut Web without the snark, so let’s see what the good citizens of thefoxnation.com think of CNN and reporter Susan Roesgen!

Wah, the media asks us questions!
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Never mind those facts about how 95% of America got tax cuts, this thing I am making up about John McCain proves my point that we will all be paying 1 million% taxes!
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Asking a question=being a bitch!
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Shady, underhanded, unfair, unpatriotic tactics of asking a question! Those monsters!
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The reporter is ugly, thus I don’t care. Now let me put on Rush, who is so handsome!
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Yank her reporter’s license!
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antikos is an expert on PMS
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How dare reporters ask questions? Fire her immediately!
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Susan Roesgen=Kermit the Frog
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This guy somehow has access to CNN’s bank accounts, maybe that should be investigated…
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The 1954 in Craig 1954 is how many things he hates each minute
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Yeah, why would these protests on Tax Day have anything to do with taxes?
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I PREY for FREEDOME!
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Sue is unaware of how tax dollars work, no wonder she teabags everything!
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Sue shows again why she is a winner. Did I say “winner?” I meant “whiner!”
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Oh, I think you’ll take it…
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Obama controls all media! Take that, Jews!
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TEA TO$$ER is what you get when you combine Teabagging with Salad Tossing
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Oh, no, some guy from Kentucky has me surrounded!
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Jim spends every hour jerking it to the women of FoxNews (also Glenn Beck)
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Larry King has been elected as Presidente of Costa Rica!
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Forgive this poster, they lost most of their brain drinking radiator fluid
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Dumb people are still dumb. And we still have fun laughing at them! Hooray! Until next time, Wingnut Web is out. Check out photos of the Teabagging protest here.

Wingnut Web – Q R S Tea Edition

Hey, there aren’t any good puns about tea, okay? These “massive” teabagging protests continue to give us plenty of fodder to make fun of! Just one of a series of updates with photos, the astroturfed teabag protest brings out what protests do best: crazy people! While the anti-war protests done by the left also produced a lot of loonies, at least there was a central message (no war) that even the Free Mumia or Free Palestine guys couldn’t detract from. The Teabagging protest just seems to be a bunch of people angry about everything, from sour grapes that they lost the election, to anger over tax hikes that are purely fictional, to perceived “communism”, anger over the stimulus, and so-called “patriots” who are calling for secession from the country. The lack of a definitive narrative gives us plenty of crazy signs to make fun of, and that is our job here at Wingnut Web!

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Captain America wouldn’t be a baby about paying taxes, nor would he use a Michael Moore book title to protest

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Texas Governor Rick Perry shows his patriotism!

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As seen on Foxnews all day long, the media isn’t covering the event

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http://lmgtfy.com/?q=obama%27s+birth+certificate

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Babs the Realtor here is gonna be packin’ to shoot some cops on the July 4th protests!

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This is one of my favorite pictures from this. Not one of these people didn’t get a tax cut.

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Someone needs some foreplay, that’s all I’m saying…

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Commie with the red sign, and a real patriot showing how much he loves the USA!

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Someone’s at the wrong protest…

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Rich people only taste good with lots of ketchup

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Psst: We DID!!!!

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Look at this woman trying to convince us that Republicans care about rape

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The New York Yankees threatened to secede from the MLB today…

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This car rules, but it is filled with tools

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That guy surrounds us! Run for your life!

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This woman puts nuts in her Kool-Aid?

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A Real American Hero

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Gay cowboy Santa knows all about this


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Black PERSON against Obama!

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Someone hasn’t paid attention to the shift in party policies in the past 150 years

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Yeah, freaking Kenyans. They’re THOSE people.

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I think we’d find a lot of oil in that guy’s head

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Tigger is next!

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Obama can either be Hitler or Lenin, make up your mind, people!

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Bush would never do anything to please the Saudis (ignores photos of Bush kissing and walking hand in hand with Saudi prince)

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Yeah, Obama is a monkey! Congratulation on showing America how big of a racist monster you are, lady!

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Damn Liberials need to go back to Liberia!

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I think if China owned you, you’d be fired for going to a protest instead of working

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Socialism and Nazis are totally the same thing! Why did I fail Politics 101?

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I can’t tell if this guy is making fun of them or a super-libertarian. They have moved beyond parody, people!

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I am ashamed of your colleagues

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Ha-ha, because he’s GAY, you see!

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This picture says far too much for a simple quip below it

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Stupid is a stupid does, and here stupid does wear an ironic t-shirt.

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Because it was blown off by an IED in Iraq

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Why do you hate McDonalds, you anti-capitalist???

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I always wondered what happened to the pigs from Animal Farm, now I know they are molesting Cabbage Patch Kids dolls

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Who keeps Atlantis off the maps? Who keeps the Martians under wraps? ACORN! ACORN!

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YEAH!!!!!

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You have to be THIS insane to understand his poncho

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Putting quotes around part of your spelling error doesn’t make your sign clever, enjoy the humble pie

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Social Fascism is where we all get together for Bingo and genocide

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Welcome to McTeabags, may I take your order?

The other six or seven collections of teabagger photos so far

They’ll be more if we get more photos!

Wingnut Web – I like my tea like I like my president: dark with a hint of cream Edition

More protesters, more snark, more fun for everyone. Except angry protesters, but frak those guys




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Colonials worried about Somali pirates? Suck it, Tripoli!

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Grandma was mistranslated, learn to Google image search.

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This guy owns, because he’s just this guy

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I’m loosing my mind at all these spelling errors!

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A pro-war college Republican shows up to the protest!

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Yes

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An Inconvenient Truth: His spellcheck was broken

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Looks like someone needs to not follow this sign’s advice…

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Why is this little girl so obsessed with who is getting into her daddy’s pocket?

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I am proud that landwhales like this person can scooter around America without using their legs and run over everyone’s toes! (Bonus points if the scooter was bought by medicare or SSI!)

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Obama is a pirate abortionist

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That’s COMRADical!

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I think this guy is related to the “No Sex” guy in San Francisco

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That’s great about your menopause and all, but this is a teabagging event!

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The Pirate Party is going to pay for it at the polls this year!

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The Statue of Liberty, the D&D Club president, and a Dalek attend a teabag party

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Building lots of nukes will result in less power grabs, sure thing

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Obama’s new “Steal Money From Piggy Banks” Bill ran into trouble in the Senate Committee this week…

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Minority spotted! Shilling Amazon.com???

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Saudi busters!

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Drawn by Billy Winters, aged 43

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Ronnie would say “Help! Help! Get me out of this casket!” Ha! I love that joke

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That attendance number of 2000 is totally accurate, Sam, just look at all these people!

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Wait, is Obama a snake or the devil? Or a Devil Snake? Or a Snake Devil? Or a Snake Devil Pirate Vampire Zombie Communist Socialist Marxist Kenyan Illegal?