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Wingnut Web – Sarah Palin is a Quitter Edition!

Sarah Palin shocked everyone with a rambling speech where she resigned as governor because she is a quitter who likes to cut and run. This made everyone in the entire universe go insane. The same responses are on every wingnut site out there, with people bitterly divided on if it is a shrewd move, or if she flushed it all away. thefoxnation.com reacts to Sarah Palin quitting her governorship by going bananas, and as that is where I copied and pasted these quotes from, that is where we will be talking about on this Wingnut Web!

Dan in Savannah has some questions
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Dubhs shows how the GOP is reaching out to minorities
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A Vietnam Veteran who still has acne? Must be the roids…
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Dubhs and be are the classiest guys on thefoxnation.com
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Joey will be back!
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Remember, Dubhs comment passed the moderation queue without incident on thefoxnation.com
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be’s call for murder is perfectly acceptable for the moderators of this Fox News website!
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be is so angry that liberals would dare insult children…
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let it be, let it be, let it be, let it be…
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Remember, approved by the moderators….
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T.A. Tate plus 8 (feet of beer belly)
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LADYNRED70461 doesn’t realize Sarah will just quit doing that, also!
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If Sarah can’t handle the lower 48 liberals, what will she do when she has to fight the upper 48 liberals?
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Laugh.
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StandUpAmerica? More like KnockedUpAmerica!
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Reactions are still coming in and crazy is everywhere, but this little slice of approved by moderators Fox News postings is done for now. Wingnut Web is out!

Wingnut Web – Pray for Princess Palin

Sarah Palin is the dumbest dumb who ever dumbed, but that hasn’t stopped her from being a darling of the right wing circlejerk. Between the 50-year-old men who probably are beating off to her every night, there is a whole collection of loons who think she is the female Ronald Reagan. Some see through her beauty queen/folksy girl act and notice the egotistical and corrupt control freak underneath, yearning to grasp onto more and more power. The division has caused a civil war in Republican circles and much amusement online. It also produced this nutcase on the Resistnet forums who spends his days pretending to be some sort of secret spy in Princess Palin’s fugitive Patriotic American government. Yes, the Resistnetters took this hook, line, and sinker.

dale henderson casts a wide net…
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Germany, Russia, France, and Poland have declared war against Obama’s army!
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America is crawling for foreign troops just waiting to shoot us all dead, but you can’t see them because they are invisible.
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Cowardly Keyboard Punks demand evidence…
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dale henderson promises “HOPE” and people fail to see…
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Let’s rattle off a bunch of names that mean nothing to nobody to prove my point!
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dale likes to talk
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dale hates the haters
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dale backs away from his claims
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Now you are all liberals if you doubt me!
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I trust him completely because of something he said his wife did.
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dale takes on Resistnet.com commenter Rosie O’Donnell!
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dale then decides to challenge his detractors to a duel. That is much more sane than providing evidence!
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No one dances, then dale declares he is going to leave and “someone” will take his place. But that was days ago and dale is still as active as ever. Luckily, they banned the people who doubted him! Hooray for that, because the crazier Resistnet is, the more fun for us!

Wingnut Web – Letterman makes me hate the darkies edition

Oh, David Letterman. One simple joke about a knocked up daugther of Sarah Palin has turned into fake outrage by pretending it was about a different, younger daughter and conservatives playing angels that would never insult young children, while 100% remaining silent on the onslaught of jokes about Chelsea when Clinton was in office! Even John McCain made tasteless jokes at a child’s expense, along with their lord and master, Rush Limbaugh. What was originally going to be a failed look as some random Letterman comments turned into something special thanks to my favorite racist from Resistnet.com, Ann, who goes even more off the deep end than usual to attack the Obama children while simultaneously attacking Letterman for attacking children. The trainwreck is a thing of beauty, and the thread is still ongoing.

We start out with thefoxnation.com…

I have no idea what Delores CH WV’s point is
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Jim Long Beach wants to beat up a TV personality because of a joke that he doesn’t understand
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Now, nothing too exciting was being posted, so I was all set to let it go. Until I checked out resistnet.com…

Ann goes balls to the walls racist
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Ann hopes you aren’t offended…by her views on ugly people!
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Ann’s thoughts on the appearance of black people couldn’t possibly be accepted by the community there, right?
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sigh…

Madison and Ann have concern for the children, whose parents are filled with hate. No, not their own children…
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RikBrooks shows there is at least one semi-decent guy left on Resistnet.com (they will run him off the site soon enough!)
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Ann claims she has black friends, like they all do.
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RikBrooks tries to talk sense into her…
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Ann declares she isn’t racist, and her imaginary black friend also thinks Michelle is “ugly”, so therefore the comments are justified, see!
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RikBrooks calls her out
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Ann becomes a crybaby! And Ann, you ARE a racist!
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Alex Fitch chimes in about how integration destroyed America! How dare you call him racist for hating the darkies!
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Mindy also joins the Ann Fan Club of Racist Resisters
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Phil shows he loves underage girl incest blowjobs! Let’s hear it for Phil, posting from jail!
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Ann begins attacking everyone, even supporters
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Ann starts to explode like a volcano of hate!
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And Ann begins to play the victim. Black people are the real racists.
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That is sadly the end for now, but the thread is still ongoing and if Ann posts her sob story about how one of her racist tirades went awry I’ll add it up. Resistnet.com was laying low for a while, but the crazy racism is back, baby! Until then, Wingnut Web is out!

Wingnut Web – Sotomayor is the real RAISES edition

Because the Wingnuts must project their inadequacies upon everyone else to blame for their miserable lives, when Obama announced his pick for the Supreme Court, tempers flared on conservative sites across the internet because the choice wasn’t an old white man! How could Obama buck the system like that? Soon, the SCOTUS might actually resemble America. Of course, Sonia Sotomayor is about to become the biggest Target this side of that Super Target that is trying to take down Wal-Mart. Come on Target, you can take down the blue beast. Wal-mart sucks! Let’s see what thefoxnation.com has to say about Obama’s choice:

Like a Raisin in the Sun…
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Yes, because that wouldn’t be obvious and immediately disqualifying
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Casual racism is the best racism
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Walt Sneddon is a work of art. And by art I mean a sack of monkey poop.
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Walt Sneddon forgot his meds and his alternate personality “Jimtardo” wrote this post:
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The terrible secret is I am the one monitoring Paul Revere USAF Vet’s computer!
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Jeff is the greatest writer on fanfiction.net
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Yes, New York City is a foreign country.
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I have a question. How many diapers do you go through in a week?
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Ken in Atlanta shows how the Republicans are reaching out to minorities
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We can’t afford it, so she must have been affirmative actioned! That’s it, it isn’t because we are failures!
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Those “FOUR FINE WHITE CHILDREN” recently contracted scabies in the ball pit at Chuck E Cheese
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dago red is the most patriotic of them all
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daniel cabrera is my favorite crazy homeless person!
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The key to Obama becoming president is Sotomayor!!!
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Enman shows how the Republicans are reaching out to women (a select few women)
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Cliff lives in his own private conspiracy theory
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Go meet the devil, you nub!
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GOP Joe isn’t one to sugercoat things. Or hide his racism.
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Yeah, good luck with that. Wait until GOP Joe finds out there are Inuit people in Alaska!
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People say I’m a dreamer, but I’m not the only one…
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On that ugly note, we are out of here for now, but thefoxnation.com will continue to be a source of comedy! Just remember, this is an official giant media company’s website, and all of these comments passed their rigorous moderation process!

Wingnut Web – FoxNation Burning a Cross Edition

Well, Justice Souter on the US Supreme Court has announced he is retiring, giving Obama his first Supreme Court nomination. Of course, this has the Wingnuts in a tizzy. The fun isn’t psychotically crazy, because Souter is one of the more liberal members of the court, but we still get suggestions from idiot pundits that Obama should appoint someone so conservative they wear Pilgrim’s clothes, otherwise he isn’t bipartisan. When some senators made a suggestion that Obama should appoint someone that isn’t a white male, Wingnuts went up in arms as if Obama said it himself. Then thefoxnation.com (aka foxnation.com) posted the story, ever worried about underrepresentation on the Supreme Court by white males. Thus, the foxnation.com commentors go ballistically racist, giving us our fun for the day!

What a Fair and Balanced article title that totally won’t set the tone for white male victimhood!
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Wolverine, your prequel sucked and someone must have shot you with adamantium bullets to make you claim racism doesn’t exist right after you whine about imaginary racism
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IRON MIKE is so proud of being white he’s named after a black rapist
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Anonymous lets us know foxnation’s moderated comments don’t care if you are racist anymore!
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MPB knows that this is all a plot by black lesbians to control the world!
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And what rights did you lose?
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Don Deville is the type of lawyer who punches the jury and then blames them for racism when he loses the case
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We’re all gonna be French Nazis!
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Daniel Cabrera is so proud of being so ignorant he gives you his address
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You heard it hear first: Racism was invented in the 1960’s by hippies!
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We don’t need no filthy BLACK PEOPLE, if you know what I mean…
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Mike is the herpes infecting America’s Wang.
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Yes, Obama the black guy is trying to bring back Dread Scott
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Funny how ACORN is now suddenly a massive global conspiracy. I guess that’s easier to believe than the fact that your party sucks.
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Daniel Cabrera returns to let us know he hasn’t taken his meds lately…
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And did you know that there are currently ZERO white US presidents?
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Yeah, you just French kiss the Saudi King and walk hand in hand…
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White males totally follow the law, unlike those terrible darkies!
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White people will kill all the blacks and race traitors, Teehee!
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Detox wins the dumbest poster on foxnation.com award, because he posted like 30 messages similar to this as he sperged all over the board with his impotent rage.
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All these limp softies raging against the world gets me in the mood for a stiff drink. Until next time, when foxnation.com calls for nuking all blue states or something else completely stupid, Wingnut Web is out!

Wingnut Web – FoxNation.com Death Threats Edition!

thefoxnation.com (aka foxnation.com) is supposed to be FoxNews’s answer to the HuffingtonPost, but just turned out to be a big bunch of babies. The “Fair and Balanced” FoxNews site gives us articles with such titles as “Why Does NBC News Attack Average Americans?” and “Hey Janet, FBI’s ‘Most Wanted’ Is a LEFT-WINGER” The commenters are about as insightful as a bag of hot dogs, and usually just good for a laugh. Until today. That’s when the moderated foxnation.com let this lovely comment go through, which calls for the GOP to murder Democrats:
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Now, commenters on both sides of the aisle call this guy out, but not everyone does! Apparently, reporting people who threaten death to politicians to the FBI is what happens in communist Russia!

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Thank you, florida coolpop, for showing just how horrible you are!

The thread these are taken from is: http://www.thefoxnation.com/justice/2009/05/01/vacancy
If anyone spots any other death threats at FoxNation.com, let us know!