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Wingnut Web – This week in Wingnuts

Pat Buchanan

This week was a busy week for Wingnuts. Things started out with a bang as Pat Buchanan authored a column claiming the Nazis wanted peace and it was those evil allies who drove them to kill kill kill. Pat Buchanan has a history of mentioning the Nazis in a sympathetic light. And of saying incredibly stupid stuff, but he still get employed. So why should he watch what he says? There are no consequences for his actions. In any event, here is what he wrote:

If Hitler wanted the world, why did he not build strategic bombers, instead of two-engine Dorniers and Heinkels that could not even reach Britain from Germany?

Why did he let the British army go at Dunkirk?

Why did he offer the British peace, twice, after Poland fell, and again after France fell?

Why, when Paris fell, did Hitler not demand the French fleet, as the Allies demanded and got the Kaiser’s fleet? Why did he not demand bases in French-controlled Syria to attack Suez? Why did he beg Benito Mussolini not to attack Greece?

Because Hitler wanted to end the war in 1940, almost two years before the trains began to roll to the camps.

Van Jones (special adviser for green jobs at the White House Council on Environmental Quality) has been driven to resign by relentless attacks from Glenn Beck and other mouthpieces. Van Jones was a truther back in the day, which is pretty dumb, but resigning under pressure is going to just be seen as a victory to the mob mentality. The fact that Van Jones is black is already making people on certain internet boards want to force another black man to resign, Obama. Of course, they are going to fail on that one.

The rest of the angry mobs became focused on the upcoming school speech by Barack Obama. To best prevent their precious little angels from seeing the President of the United States speaking, the parents are threatening to yank their kids out of school. All of them fear Barack is going to hypnotize them into becoming Nazi brownshirt slaves of CommuNazi Green Socialist Barry Soetoro. Which is odd, because Buchanan was defending nazis earlier in the week, and now conservatives are attacking nazis. Make up your minds! But that would mean Wingnuts weren’t crazy. Here are selections from Barack’s speech that show how Marxist Nazi his speech really is:

Every single one of you has something you’re good at. Every single one of you has something to offer. And you have a responsibility to yourself to discover what that is. That’s the opportunity an education can provide.

That monster!

No one’s born being good at things, you become good at things through hard work.

*GASP!*

I’ve talked about your parents’ responsibility for making sure you stay on track, and get your homework done, and don’t spend every waking hour in front of the TV or with that Xbox.

COMMIE!!!

So today, I want to ask you, what’s your contribution going to be? What problems are you going to solve? What discoveries will you make? What will a president who comes here in twenty or fifty or one hundred years say about what all of you did for this country?

Yank out all the kids! Yank them all out! Make them play for the Yankees!

Thank you, God bless you, and God bless America.

I have literally been shoved into an oven.

Wingnut Web – Brainwashing Children for Fun and Profit Edition

Barack Obama’s gonna brainwash your kids! On September 8, Barack Obama plans to give a televizes speech to schoolchildren broadcast into schools. This might seem like something harmless, maybe a fun diversion from listening to your teacher talk about the Pilgrims for the 1000th time (will school history classes ever reach WW2?) or at worst, a waste of an hour where kids didn’t get to learn any algebra. But some parents find something sinister in the president of the United States wanting to speak to schoolchildren. They think it is a brainwashing attempt to indoctrinate their children into Hitler youth Brownshirt programs. You might think I am making this up, but I am not. You cannot write this stuff, the Wingnuts have taken crazy to a whole other level!

I mean, what other presidents have addressed schoolchildren? Sure, George H. W. Bush had a speech for kids where he ptiched his education plan in 1992 (that would be when he was running for reelection!)

And terrible president Ronald Reagan addressed children to talk about taxes, God, and gun laws…

PRESIDENT REAGAN: Well, thank you very much. Please, be seated. You know, this is a real treat for me, having you here, and to have in a little while the chance to answer some of your questions. Let me also offer a special hello to those of you who are watching on C-Span, or the Instructional Television Network. Thank you for inviting us into your home or your school today …

And that is a vision that goes beyond economics and politics, it’s also a moral vision, grounded in the reverence and faith of those who believe that with God’s help, they could create a free and democratic nation …

Because you see, the taxes can be such a penalty on people that there’s no incentive for them to prosper and to earn more and so forth because they have to give so much to the government …

There was talk about having a gun ban in California. It didn’t go through. But I got a letter from a man in San Quentin Prison. And from the prison he wrote me the letter to tell me he was in there for burglary, he was a burglar. And he said, “I just want you to know that if that law goes through, here in San Quentin there will be celebrating throughout the day and night by all the burglars who are in prison.”

Let’s never forget President George W. Bush was reading to kids when plans were slamming into the World Trade Center. But none of that matters because none of those presidents were Marxist Communist Socialist Nazi Muslim African Liberals like B. Hussein Obama!

Resistnet.com leads the charge to yank the kids out of school! Follow the lead of some lady who types in all caps!
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Let’s all die on hills or something!
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Obama’s secret distraction EXPOSED!
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NEVAR FORGETS! NEVAR FORGETS! NEVAR FORGETS! NEVAR FORGETS! NEVAR FORGETS! NEVAR FORGETS! NEVAR FORGETS! NEVAR FORGETS! NEVAR FORGETS! NEVAR FORGETS!
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I’d only support guys who were nailing their slaves to talk on TV (and if they did, they would be zombies and would eat kat 1776’s non-existent brains)
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A typical theFoxNation.com response…
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FoxNews.com let’s us know Liberals are the Real Racists!
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mara123 can spot a Hitler a mile away!
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nysportsfan (who lives in Texas for some reason) harassed her school principal with all caps emails until he was powerless to resist her
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If the President drops below 50 mph, he will explode!
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Seriously, liberals, why are you all horrible and want us to die?
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Obamazz totally hates the Jews.
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A speech so secret none shall hear it!
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holypig would be the first person killed in Civil War II when he has a heart attack after walking to his gun cabinet.
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He stepped over all these lines, like he was President or something!
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tonyd2012 is yet another guy living the delusion that suddenly America will “wake up” and throw out these liberals and become True Conservative America!
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Misogyny, in my FoxNews.com?
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My kid won’t be learning no Spanish! And I’ll just ignore the fact my seven year old has more brains that I ever will!
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Neither to most homeschoolers! Let’s yank their kids according to this guy!
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Pray for God to smash babies’ heads against rocks. That’s Christian love for you!
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The era of cheap internet has also lead to microsites popping up speaking out against the presidential address. Hall Pass On That is one such site…
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Not the Ragime! I would demand Spell Check first!
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We will brainwash our own kids, thank you very much!
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We pay for it, so I should get MY WAY only! Waaaah!
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Barack Obama, born to a father who abandoned him and forced to live with his grandparents because his mother had not enough money to take care of him, who attended schools on scholarships, was born with a silver spoon in his mouth. But George W. Bush, millionaire’s son, was a man of the people!
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Barack Obama will harm your children and expose himself.
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So the site took it upon itself to write their own worksheet for the speech!
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Let’s take a look…

Question all authority, but never question Mommy! (and NEVER question Republican presidents!)
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Liberals, just draw pictures because none of you can write…
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Let’s discuss the main ideas of the speech, these things I made up!
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And HallPassOnThis is not the only site! Don’t these people have jobs? Oh, wait, George W. Bush took care of that problem!
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Wingnut Web must end again, but we’ll soon be back, and with more brainwashed children. Remember, when you brainwash, to use cold water or you will end up shrinking the brain.

Wingnut Web – Not a Finger! Edition

So the healthcare debate has caused emotions to run hot and heavy on both sides. From the Republicans recruiting angry mobs to storm townhall meetings and screech and hollar, to the fact that many of said Republican mobs are on Medicare/Medicade/VA benefits/other government services, the whole health care debate is a giant mess. This is punctuated by Barack Obama’s idiotic giveaway to the pharmaceutical industry and his wishy-washy lack of support of a public option, without with any meaningful healthcare reform is impossible. But as progressives slowly force Obama to not be a centrist dirtbag, the conservatives mobs are getting more restless. From gun-toting attention seekers outside presidential speeches to guys ripping up posters of Rosa Parks, things were coming to a head. And one event turned to violence of a media frenzy kind, as an altercation left one man missing a finger!

William J. Rice not only threw the first punch at the rally in Thousand Oaks, CA, but went to the hospital after getting his pinky bitten off thanks to Medicare. Then he showed up on FoxNews for Neil Cavuto and a very bizarre interview. Sadly, there is no video of the actual fight, which would answer a lot of questions (and quell some of the Right’s arguments that it was unprovoked finger biting despite Rice admitting he punched first) The biter remains at large.

Let’s look at some reactions around the internet. First up is FoxNews.com:

holy pig is an expert on cannibalism
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wixxx knows that unions are responsible for horrible things, like 40 hour work weeks, weekends, vacation pay, sick leave…
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Obama is making me hate America!
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FoxNation.com takes a bite!

Those THUGS have to resort to name calling!
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Fingers, huh? How ironic!
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Who, indeed?
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Kenyans bite fingers!
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FreeRepublic weighs in…

It surely does, somehow…
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Because he went to the hospital, healthcare is a-ok! (the government run healthcare the guy had!)
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meloncholy is speaking in such deep cover code that even he has no idea what he is saying.
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Yeah, only black people would bite fingers! (NOTE: the biter is white)
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Obama bites off people’s fingers after sitting in church, got it!
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Wah! I can’t troll some other blog anymore! Waaah!
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Imagine these posts with about 9 million more where macho keyboard warriors declare they wouldn’t get their fingers bitten off, but would beat up the liberal without breaking a sweat, and that’s what it looks like from the right. Wingnut Web will be back, soon, as Obama will be brainwashing America’s children on September 8th, and only a few brave Wingnuts will stand up and yank their kids out of school so they don’t have to see a scary black man talk.

Wingnut Web: What's in a "No Tolerance" policy, Darla D?

Webster-Meridian defines the word ‘tolerance’ as: “a fair, objective, and permissive attitude toward those whose opinions, practices, race, religion, nationality, etc., differ from one’s own; freedom from bigotry,” or otherwise, a mutual respect for others and their beliefs regardless of race, creed, political affiliations, etc. I define the word ‘no’ as: “the opposite of yes,” or otherwise, the converse of the affirmative. Now, both words can be confusing at times, especially the word “tolerance” for some since it has three entire syllables and can be hard to sound out, but when I heard that the Resistnet.com community stands by a strict “No Tolerance” policy in the content and conversations taking place on their website I just had to take a gander and see for myself how tolerant they could be.

Darla D, Resistnet’s sexy middle-aged mom-hot administrator officially instituted the policy when Resistnet “spontaneously” sprung up and established themselves earlier this spring (due of course to “grassroots” efforts). As the site’s coordinating administrator all the responsibilities of maintaining a policy of “no tolerance”, among other things, fall squarely on Darla’s capable shoulders. Being the one who created and set the policy Darla should be the most knowledgeable on the subject and her hawkish dedication to keeping the members of Resistnet in line should shine through on the chat and message boards on the site. That is, if Darla actually could sound out, define, or count the syllables in the word “tolerance”.

Sup girl?

Darla D on the prowl. Sup girl?

I’m not going to bother outlining the whole thing, the tenants of a “no tolerance” policy on a community website should be very clear since we all most of us learned about the word “tolerance” in our 5th grade English class, but all the reader needs to know is that Resistnet.com does have an official policy regarding content that is racist, sexist, demeaning, pornographic, offensive, and otherwise not kosher to regular upstanding citizens. Here are some snippets:

4. This is a clean site, so we will absolutely not allow pornographic material or links directed to pornographic material on our site period! Our definition of pornographic material means: if you wouldn’t show your little brother, or daughter, don’t post it. Both ‘Upstairs’ and ‘Downstairs’ must be covered in some kind of fashion. The same applies to avatars as well.

5. Photos/Video’s or links to photos/video’s of illegal activities are not allowed in ANY sections of this forum. Pictures/Video’s must be tasteful, non-abusive, non-graphic, no heads on spikes, no one giving a bird, no bad language, non-racist, etc… Music must be tasteful, no profanity, racism, lewdness, allowed in music choices.

6. No sexism is allowed. Offensive comments will be deleted. This applies to both male and female members!

Websters Dictionary: prejudice or discrimination based on sex ; especially : discrimination against women2: behavior, conditions, or attitudes that foster stereotypes of social roles based on sex


11. Posts that deal with militancy such as a call for taking up arms, and or overthrowing the government with any kind of violence will result in banishment from the site. Conspiracy Theories may be deleted with out notice. Please provide credible links and sources on your posts.

We want you to have fun, but use of this forum is a privilege not a right! Failure to comply with any of the above guidelines may trigger one or more of the following responses by the Moderators:

1. Your message may be edited, closed or deleted.

2. You could possibly receive a written warning from a Moderator not to do it again.

3. If you do not receive a written warning and notice a message that you made was edited, closed or deleted without written warning  from a Moderator this should make you aware that your post was inappropriate and the edit, closing or deletion of the message should be warning enough. You should not start a new thread concerning the same topic as this may lead to you being banned from the forum. Please do not expect the Moderators to give you a warning every time you do not follow the guidelines that are listed here. It is your responsibility to know these guidelines.

Pretty clear right? You can post on Resistnet, but if a user gets too out of control and starts calling on members to take up arms against the police or posts up some blatantly racist comments or pictures then that material will be taken down, since it hurts the credibility of the community and makes everyone on their side look like a bunch of racist bigoted loonies. Any national group dedicated to spirited and factual debate would make it a priority to make sure their members keep the dialog respectable and free of blatant intolerant words and pictures, it just makes your cause look bad otherwise, but given that Resistnet.com and Darla D don’t really understand the meaning of the word “factual” or “debate” in the first place, it is no surprise that Darla clearly drops the ball on every occasion as Resistnet administrator and herald of tolerance. As of the date of this post here are some images still up on Resistnet.com’s photos/video section, you be the judge on whether or not the content abides by the words in Darla D’s “No Tolerance” policy:

You know who had some good ideas? That Hitler guy!

You know who had some good ideas? That Hitler guy!

Where have I heard that term "final solution" before?

Where have I heard that term "final solution" before?

Poop joke!

Poop joke!

Racist? No, it's Bill Cosby!

Racist? No, it's Bill Cosby!

What do you even caption this with??

What do you even caption this with??

Native Americans, the origional homegrown terrorists

Native Americans, the original homegrown terrorists

It's not racist! Obama was born in Africa and that's how they all dress there!

It's not racist! Obama was born in Africa and that's how they all dress there!

This is just ONE SECTION of Resistnet’s web community, you think Darla D would be doing a better job with her beliefs in tolerance and all. I only comment on the photos section here because if I scrubbed the message board or chat portions of Resistnet for racist, derogatory, and obscene comments this post would go on for EONS. Does Resistnet have the right to post whatever they want on their own website? Of course!

Do Resistnet and Darla D have a policy in place that denounces the posting material deemed racist, sexist, or otherwise profane and tasteless? Well, firm might not be the best word to describe it, but yeah apparently they do. Does Resistnet cling to these tenants however? Hell naw. I mean, we already know this “movement” is full of people who are way to concerned that a black man is President to begin with, we don’t even need to question if the content is racially charged or not. Good eye Darla D!

Now, I’ll let you draw up your own conclusions, but what does it say about a particular group when it becomes necessary, on the surface at least, for them to have to institute a policy of “tolerant” posting yet at the same time the majority of users and even the site’s administrator (Darla D), the one person who is responsible and should be held accountable when “site rules” are broken, disregard the racial, sexist, pornographic, and profane (yeah, last time I checked pictures of aborted fetuses were considered profane) content embodied in said website?

Kinda sounds like they’re lying to themselves.

Wally Herger

Wingnut Web – this week in Wingnuts

And now for a slightly different type of post. This week has been filled with crazy members of the Right Wing community acting more crazy than usual. Don’t worry, next week they will be even more crazy. We have praise for terrorism, veiled threats of shooting the president, Town Halls gone wild, and a paranoid media host ramping up the paranoia. Here is a small bit of the nuts in the news this week…

California Republican Representative Wally Herger Praises “Right Wing Terrorist” at Town Hall:

an incident broke out at a town hall at Simpson University in Redding [Northern California] on Tuesday when Herger signaled encouragement to a 67-year-old town hall attendee, Bert Stead, who called himself a “proud right-wing terrorist.”

“Amen, God bless you,” Herger reportedly replied to the comment. “There is a great American.”


Wally Herger

Republican Idaho Governor candidate Rex Rammell makes jokes about hunting Obama:

Rammell’s remarks on Otter came in an interview Wednesday after the Times-News asked about comments Rammell made Tuesday night at a local Republican party event.

After an audience member shouted a question about “Obama tags” during a discussion on wolves, Rammell responded, “The Obama tags? We’d buy some of those.”

Rammell, a veterinarian and former elk rancher from Idaho Falls, said his comment was a joke and he would never seriously talk about President Obama that way, although he doesn’t support anything Obama’s done as president.

“I was just being sarcastic. That was just a joke,” Rammell said. “I would never support him being assassinated.

“She kind of caught me off guard, to be honest with you.”

Kansas Republican Representative Lynn Jenkins wants to find the Great White Hope:

“Republicans are struggling right now to find the great white hope,” said [Rep. Lynn] Jenkins. “I suggest to any of you who are concerned about that, who are Republican, there are some great young Republican minds in Washington.” As examples, Jenkins mentioned Rep. Eric Cantor (R-VA), Rep. Kevin McCarthy (R-CA) and Rep. Paul Ryan (R-WI).


Way to Freudian slip how monochrome your party is!

Glenn Beck is back and more insane than ever!
CrooksandLiars has the video He’s lost 40 sponsors and counting.

McCain gets booed for saying Obama respects the Constitution. The Tea Party Protesters just hate looking sane.

and Teddy Kennedy died this week, so you can’t go three steps without some Wingnut trying to bash him. Too many examples to post.

Wingnut Web – Pathetic Excuse For A Human Being Edition

So, Resistnet.com won’t leave me alone. They can’t quit me. Resistnet.com wants to have gay sex with me. I try to ignore them for a few weeks and they cry like spoiled babies wanting attention. So, I guess I shall pay them a visit one more time. The tears of impotent rage are like a drug to me, and Resistnet is one of the best highs around. Wingnut Web has been dealing with them since the beginning. We’ll be dealing with them until they all die of old age in about twenty minutes. Until then, we have to read their posts and marvel at how they figured out how to even turn their computers on.

Trooper knows the Final Solution is near.
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Reality makes Michael Erway angry. And he is far above mocking of people
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Michael Erway is no longer above mocking people and now applauds it
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Karen Belver is a poster child for the need for government run mental healthcare
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gary kaalberg is telling more war stories, he has fought in every major war since 1776!
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He’s also dying of cancer. Because when you are dying of cancer, you post on the internet and get master’s degrees and all the other stuff he is claiming to do.
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And he works for the CIA as a sniper!
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gary kaalberg threatens to quit and namedrops the best site on the internet…
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gary kaalberg is such a threat that some Resistnet posters question if he is a troll
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What the heck, indeed!
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Hot Google Alert action!
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By very polite note he means he posted two comments where he called me names.
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This is my favorite post ever. That email address is for the registrar of GoDaddy, btw, which isn’t even the registrar I use. The rest of the information is similarly as accurate
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That means a lot coming from someone who spends 16 hours a day removing racist comments from Resistnet, and yet the site is still filled to the brim with them.
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Translation: Please send death threats to this guy.
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gary is still posting the wrong information days later…Resistnet posters salivate at the thought of calling me up and getting reported to the FBI and sent to jail
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And now I killed his dog? WTF???
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Here is what gary kaalberg wrote here:

let me set a few things straight. as a veteran i fought for yours and my freedom to say and believe what we choose to. unlike you i will not attack you personally. that is childish. i didnt vote for obama because of his record of voting in illinois as a senator. the record is there for everyone to see. voting present doesnt get it. thats a cowards way of sitting on the fence. it allows you to be on the winning side. you are probably thinking i am a red neck again you would be wrong. i didnt like bush either. i believe as a country that we can be socially conservative and take care of each other without involving the government. i believe that every american has the right to food housing and medical care. i give my time freely to help the poor. i dont need a community organizer to tell me how to do it. if you want to make a diffference in america then quit drinking the kool aid and invest the time in really checking out who you support.

Ha, sure you didn’t like Bush.

instead of acting infantile why dont you openly and honestly make your case. i will gladly share any research i have. i do not buy into prison planet anymore than any other sight. in fact i debunked the fema coffin junk. i ask all this. every president since eisenhower has made their birth cert. college trans. and other personal data available. why wont obama, how could he travel to pakistan and afghanistan when they were banned for travel from by the state dept.

You haven’t shared crap of the pictures you supposedly have, and your entire claim is full of as much crap as every other thing you say.

Added bonus: Resistnet.com also discusses the 365Black.com McDonald’s website!

CSA avatar guy shows his patriotism
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gary kaalberg shows he is an insane racist besides being army, navy, air force, CIA, dale henderson, a genius, dying of cancer, and Jesus
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They don’t hire white only, the fraks!
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Poor white southerners and their racism. When will they catch a break?
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Slave Owner Pryde 4 Lyfe!
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Ah, Resistnet.com. Go fuck yourselves!