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Teabag Mania 3 – The Search For Sanity!

We don’t got Sanity, and we don’t even have Sean Hannity. Nor Alan Colmes. We got more teabaggers who are teabagging and wearing terrible shirts that will make you cry in agony. But don’t take my word for it, check them out yourself! The fun hits the fan when TarsTarkas.NET’s greatest fan and Resistnet.com’s own DarlaD joins the fray! More pictures in the Teabagging 912 Channel

Let’s start out with a shirt so racist he had to build it at home with tape
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RepublicanTshirt.png here. What she can do for herself is get a gym membership
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If you need a magnifying glass to read the text on your homophobic t-shirt, you are doing it wrong.
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Ah, pee fetishists!
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That’s great, but it has nothing to do with health care
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The only answer for getting the rich even richer!
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Perfect picture to summarize this march
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Even people born yesterday outrank this woman in intelligence
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Obama is an inexperienced community organizer who also is the puppet master for a worldwide economic collapse that started before he was even elected senator!
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Rosie the Kool-aider!
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Isn’t tea an elitist European drink?
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You wasted your opportunity by spending all your money on a bus ride to DC
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My sign has explanations tacked on, that means I’m extra patriotic!
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Most of the teabagging protest was orbiting this fellow
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AC Slater wants you to be Saved By The Bell!
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Ironic signs section
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And now TarsTarkas.NET’s greatest fan, Resistnet.com’s own DarlaD gives a brief speech!
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We are not astroturfed! (March brought to you by FreedomWorks Foundation)
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DarlaD gave a little dance and off she went.
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Thanks to photo takers and collectors including LF, Hysterical Woman, Revelatos715, Tad Ghostal, POTUShead, and the rest! More photos coming soon!

Wingnut Web – Resistnet Will Kill Their Families Edition

With the march on DC on 9/12 coming up, Resistnet.com has gotten to hootin’ and hollarin’ and making a big ruckus, filling their boards with posts that make schoolchildren cry. We got conspiracies, more conspiracies, birthers, Secret Service visits, keyboard warriors, and civil war fantasies. All topped off with one of the worst posts ever. It will even get nuttier when 9/12 accomplishes absolutely nothing, so this is only the beginning. Excuse me while I remember the Knights Templar and then give these posts “the treatment”

Preacher shoots for a gold star by combining the Food Shortage Conspiracy Theory with the Swine Flu is Fake Conspiracy Theory into a Super Conspiracy of Dumb.
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If I see that “TarsTarkus” I will kick his butt!
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People who know stuff are horrible monsters!
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Harvard made my cousin GAY! Now she does Social Work! The horror…
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Uh, DJ, that IS Capitalism at its finest! But way to promote Progressive, Liberal REGULATIONS against monopolies! It’s the kind of thing some intellectual might do…
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I think DJ sees Russians everywhere, even in her alphabet soup!
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Anything I say about this post will not be as funny as the post itself
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DJ can’t wait to rub Kenyan birth certificates in every RUSSIAN INTELLECTUALS face
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I would love it if Will Smith came to my house…
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I hope Sandy Smith really thinks Barack Obama dodged the draft in junior high.
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Yes, my mom always said that to me…
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No one on Resistnet knows anything at all about lawyering (it is all INTELLECTUAL stuff)
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Standard procedure was a small win! Today Orly had a small win because the light at the intersection turned green!
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Ah, the magical powers of self-delusion…
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Gun Avatar guy will probably be speaking a different tune when Orly loses again
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OR the case gets laughed out of court
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Is that anything like Order 66? Is Obama going to kill all the Jedi?
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Hillary is killing people in Kenya now? Jedi Kenyans?
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Oh, no! Someone from Resistnet got a Secret Service visit? Shocking!
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Wait, I thought everyone defended the CIA from the evil liberals…
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Not just the sheriff, the High Sheriff
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Wait, DJ got a visit as well? I would have never guessed…
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Yeah, THAT will hold up…
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I don’t remember the Bible mentioning American Conservative Websites, but whatever
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Yeah, right, Skip Foss. If a cop talked to you, you would pee your pants.
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And finally, Cynthia Gialluca posts a long, LONG story where basically she discovers her moderate mother has switched sides and voted for Obama and is pro-health care reform. This leads to a huge fight where her and her husband bring up all sorts of debunked lies. Cynthia then posts this later:
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Yes, Cynthia Gialluca is fantasizing about killing her mother. This is one of the worst posts ever on Resistnet.com. That is the Republican base right now.

Wingnut Web – FreeRepublic Likes Balls Edition

Wingnut Web time again, this day and age we shall visit that bastion of conservative slime FreeRepublic.com! When their leader isn’t writing speeches about drawing lines in the sand or touring the country in a bus with a tea bag on the side of it, they are busy posting some of the most vile comments on the internet. I barely spend any time there and I get tons of material. It is like a never-ending fountain of hateful rhetoric. Let’s start out with an example of the FreeRepublic.com reaction to Obama addressing schoolchildren – animated gifs!

This is a true representation of that day…
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FDRQ=Filthy Disease-Ridden Queers. This guy is proud of beating up people in high school!
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Psst: Americans RIGHT NOW are ashamed of you, and not for the reasons you think!
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Praise the Lord, a routine court act happened!
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Yeah…IF
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Frakking multi-ethnics are WEIRD! Back in my day the races only mixed to hang the darker ones…
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BiLies be racist
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More racism fun!
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SOMEONE has a chip on their shoulder…
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I will laugh when she loses.
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It is alsmot like the czars are a made up media term and not a conspiracy or something!
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Now they are speaking in code
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McCain calls for Joe Wilson to apologize for heckling Obama, earning the ire of Freep!
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Yes, eject the few people from your party left that still have common sense…
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jonrick46 was totally masturbating as he typed this.
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How dare Lieberals CRITICIZE? Only WE can do that!
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You can say you are a moron.
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How quickly they turned on poor Joe Wilson…
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Hey, look, it’s me in 2003 posting about Iraq!
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Let’s kill all civilians!
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Which piggie is the one with the roast beef?
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More support for murdering women and children and babies and goats!
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Nuke mountains! That will totally have no drawbacks ever!
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FreeRepublic.com, never change, because then I wouldn’t have any updates!

Wingnut Web – Joseph Farah's mustache voted sexiest in World(NetDaily)

The other night on the Rachael Maddow Show there was a really good segment featuring one Johnathan Henke, co-founding editor of the spiffy looking TheNextRight.com, a conservative opinion website I had never even heard of until viewing the Rachael Maddow Show the other night. Being the host of such a LIEbral show on the DEMONcratic-leaning MSNBC, Maddow started the segment acknowledging that Henke’s appearance on the program was a tad out of place for the network, but despite differences in political opinion and ideology the two had a civil and hilarious discussion about the current state of Wingnuttery in the United States and the sometimes shadowy forces who are hard at work shaping and pushing forward the equally hilarious Wingnut agenda. One force in particular, a “Libertarian” news website which tends to fall on the “batshit insane” side of the political spectrum, was called out during the interview for not only fueling the rabid fever dreams of most Wingnut jobs in the US, but also for continually repeating and repeating the fantastical conspiracy theory that the Obama administration is setting up FEMA internment camps to lock up all the white folks in, or in the words of WorldNetDaily, “…concentration camps for political dissidents, such as occurred in Nazi Germany”.

Henke, as a Conservative and as a well-spoken intellectual and independent thinker (“thinker” is the keyword here), has a problem with WorldNetDaily and presumably other sites of its ilk because they have been incredibly complacent in the “retardization” (my words) of Conservative and Libertarian politics ever since people started flocking to the web for their daily doses of political outrage, government conspiracy, and ads for snarky bumper stickers. WND caters to a whole host of wacky wackjobs, the fluoride mind-control crowd, the black helicopter NWO brigade, Amero stockpilers, and until very recently the Deathers, Birthers, and  Tea-Baggers. WorldNetDaily publishes “breaking news” that caters to these crowds so frequently, in fact, you can gauge the credibility of a website just by looking to see if they link to WND content or not. FreeRepublic.com, InfoWars.com, PrisonPlanet.com, even Stormfront.org all love the warm, mind-numbing, pulse-quickening drivel that World Net Daily churns out on a regular basis.

But who is behind WorldNetDaily? Even with a website like The Drudge Report the creator and editor-in-chief is brave and straightforward enough to include his own name the title of the website. Turns out that WorldNetDaily is the brainchild of Joseph Farah, a one-time newspaper editor and conservative columnist, whose likes have been featured in The Los Angeles Times, Chicago Sun-Times, and Wall Street Journal, and one-time contender for Most Obnoxious Facial Hair on the Planet (US Division, Mens). Farah has had a fair share of criticism levied against him throughout the years, mostly for being an inept editor who is the laughing stock of legitimate journalists everywhere and a MASSIVE hypocrite when it comes to any issue of freedom of speech or press (you know, those issues that real journalists care about and fight to uphold). That is why when Johnathan Henke calls for a boycott of WorldNetDaily’s web advertisers Mr. Farah felt the need to address his critics directly (and by directly I mean barely not at all).

Geraldo ain't got nuthin' on this

Geraldo ain't got nuthin' on this

Being the ever vigilant selfless journalist he is, Farah issued a response to Henke’s criticism of WorldNetDaily, an odd stream of consciousness editorial that can really only be described as a grown baby’s pissing fit over some meanie individual insulting his favorite toy:

Indeed, WND’s journalistic coups have been systematically ignored by our colleagues

for the last 12 years.

And we fully expect George Soros front organizations like Media Matters to wage jihad against WND. After all, organizations like that believe the news media are too skeptical of Big Government. I have always believed a truly free and independent press can never be skeptical enough of Big Government.

So, for 12 years, whether the White House was occupied by Republicans or Democrats and no matter who was running the show in Congress, WND has consistently been a watchdog on government. This is what we do. This is what we have always done. This is what we will continue to do no matter from which direction the brickbats fly.

Lately, many of the brickbats have come from bloggers who call themselves “conservatives.”

Now, much of the criticism of WND over the last 12 years has been motivated by jealousy. I’ve always recognized that. Some of these people just can’t understand why their blogs aren’t as big and influential – even among their target constituency – as WND is.

George Soros *wahh* *wahh* jihad against WND *wahh* *wahh* motivated by jealousy *wahh* *wahh* these people can’t understand why their blogs aren’t as big and influential *wahh* *wahh*. Oh an also what’s a brickbat? That’s some seriously antiquated whining right there. Instead of approaching the real issue in his editorial however, the fact that people want to boycott WorldNetDaily and its advertisers because WorldNetDaily furthers the unthinking if-you-should-loudly-you-are-right political mentality out there, Farah would rather sit there and stroke his long, thick, lustrous ego and defer that his website fights the good fight against “Big Government”. It’s ironic too how such a seasoned veteran journalist like Farah can’t seem to distinguish what actual journalism, research, or reporting is:

Why they worry that associating with me and WND might tarnish their club, I can’t understand. There’s a movement right now to try to get the Republican Party to stop advertising on WND. Interestingly, the Obama campaign was a bigger advertiser on WND in 2008 than was the John McCain campaign. And the Republican Party has never been a significant advertiser.

It’s all crazy.

Meanwhile, my colleagues in the news media are having a field day with the story of those attacking WND. They interview all kinds of experts on the subject, but don’t bother to ask me about it.

Watch Rachel Maddow at MSNBC for a classic example of this kind of “journalistic responsibility” in action.

Even when WND is the story, no one asks us to respond or debate.

…Unlike Maddow’s “reporting,” WND’s is actually having an impact. It’s actually drawing an audience. It’s actually appreciated by a growing number of Americans who are sick and tired of media and government and political experts telling them how to think.

Yeah, it’s not “reporting” or “journalistic responsibility” when a journalist files a report about your organization, shining a not so positive light on it, then calling on a legitimate source to further explain why your website sucks and how you’ve contributed to a systematic dumbing down of any Conservative argument out there by going bey0nd the bounds of logic and sanity into Wingnut territory, “reporting” on unfounded conspiracy claims like they were real news items of public interest. Oh yeah, but you went to college and got a Journalism degree, Joesph Farah, so you must know that deep down what your doing doesn’t represent the profession at all.

Are you sure that wasn’t a degree in Advertising you got because it’s the only thing your website seems to do half-decently. We all know a real journalist would stop and question whether it’s a good idea to insert advertisements for books, DVDs, and other schlock in between articles and content, not labeling them as such with the expectation that users will click on ads for “Obama Antichrist predictions” and “holistic colon cleansings” because you know your readers are crazy like that. So much for “journalistic responsibility”, Farah. But really, where is it my position to question any of this? Farah must be rolling in dough from the click-throughs for survival products and Cash4Gold adverts as well as sales of bumper stickers, coffee mugs, and mouse pads all baring the WND logo.

Still, I can sleep soundly at night though knowing Joseph Farah has no legitimate counter argument for any of this. Like most of his kind he’s in it for the money, a fact that’s hilariously and clearly indicated by his craptacular website’s design and Farah’s nervous scrambling when a pundit calls on people to boycott WND’s advertisers. Being a journalist however, I’m sure at some point Farah’s respect for truth will surface and he’ll come out against himself, bragging that his last 12 years with World Net Daily have all been a farce and a social experiment to see just how far an individual can push the bounds of decency and teeshirt sales. Right?

For more Joseph Farah related idiocy please visit the following links:

Joseph Farah’s Twitter

Right Wing Watch – Joseph Farah

Media Matters.org – Joseph Farah

Wingnut Web – Resistnet Has Always Resisted Edition

It’s that time again! Time to bathe our squirrels? Time to eat all the border pieces in the jigsaw puzzle? No, it is Wingnut Web time! This edition brings us once again to the depths of Resistnet.com, the resistiest website of them all. They resist all night and all day, and even resist rational thought. Rationality is totally liberal. Angry mobs who declare everything COMMUNIST! is the way to go. Resistnet will be ramping up the craziness in anticipation of the 9-12 March, which will probably give us some hilarious photos and otherwise do nothing. But they will declare victory regardless, and we will be there to laugh.

jeff knows Bozo the Clown wants a civil war in America!
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The Race Game, new from Parker Brothers!
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gary kaalberg has more secret intel info.
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Shortly after posting this gary kaalberg disappeared from Resistnet. Hmmm….
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Tex Tucker is perfectly happy having a rogue CIA that answers to no one and can kidnap and torture government officials for even asking them for information.
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Slavery, schmavery, enjoy your gift!
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Karen Belver is a big fan of The Dark Knight
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Did they ever ask the voters if they wanted a Black President? Voters were totally bamboozled!
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They would probably say “NEEEEEEEERRRRDDDSSS!”
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Damn Natzis!
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Jane Spain daydreams that half of America are incredible morons
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David or Leisa Smith is a horrible grandparent
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“Fuck the Police!” is DJ’s favorite song!
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Karen Belver has never been to school a day in her life
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ResistNet is now supporting Truther garbage because they want to believe the Alex Jones garbage! Excellent…
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The ACLU rules schools with an iron fist. A LEFT fist!
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Only COMMUNISTS help other people! Hitler Hitler Hitler!
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Mike Demayo will soon be banned from Resistnet for daring to have a sane thought!
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A precedent that Reagan and Bush 1.0 both did, but why let facts stand in your way, DJ?
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The Department of Education is suddenly in charge of the University of Chicago now!
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Resistnet.com is the gift that keeps on giving.

McDonalds Red Menace

Wingnut Web – McDonald’s is Communist!

McDonalds Red Menace

Or something. This Robert Moon guy is employed by a major news agency!

As funny as this manufactured outrage is (McDonald’s is THE NUMBER ONE recognized brand of American capitalism in the world. More so than Mickey Mouse!) it shows just how far removed from reality the arguments on the Right have become. Every thing is communist! Even giant megacorporations! The Right really has no valid attack points and has been reduced to a screaming mob, yelling “COMMIES!!!” at everything and everyone. One part of me is sad, because there are plenty of legitimate reasons to criticize current Democratic leadership (Obama’s stupid bipartisan crap when it is obvious no Republican cares about healthcare, lack of support for a public option, Harry Reid being a spineless sack of crap) and a healthy opposition creates a better party (look how progressive Democrats get when they face a primary challenge) but there is no healthy opposition, there is just an angry mob that has getting more and more unhinged for the past 40 years. Their discourse is angry mob now, can you imagine what horrors it will be in 2012? 2016? Robert Moon is an apt name, because he is howling mad!

McDonald’s is now including “American Girl” toys in its Happy Meals, which come with a little booklet that seems innocent enough at first…until you hear your child reading the whole thing aloud, at which point you realize It should be called “Anti-American Girl.”

Set in San Francisco,

As we know, San Francisco is not in the US but is the capital of COMMUNIST Island.

the story is about a little girl coping as her feminist mother divorces her father and opens up a shop selling “gladrags.”

So her mom invented the cleaning rags? How COMMUNIST of her! Don’t get mad, get glad, Robert Moon

To smooth over all the turmoil this creates in her life, the story celebrates “change” in general by pointing out all the “positive” changes that were going on all around her–“protesters [marching] against war in Vietnam,” new laws “[protecting] the environment and endangered species,” etc.

Agenda much?

This guy is so right wing he probably only uses paper money so he can avoid using “change”. And as we know, protecting the environment so you don’t drink poison water is COMMUNIST!!!!

The story continues to explain all the new activities women could engage in as a result of the feminist movement, and concludes with the main character, Julie, realizing where she fits in with all this “change.” It explains, “When a friend is in trouble, an animal is endangered, or a rule needs to be rewritten–it’s time to make the change happen yourself.”

McDonald’s, teaching kids to do stuff and not sit back and do nothing. How…COMMUNIST!!

Message board raiding will be back soon! I am organizing the latest crazy posts and attempting to make sense of the bile. Stay tuned! And remember the Knights Templar!