Wingnut Web – A Shout Out To Piglosi Edition

November 7, 2009ByTars Tarkas

Well, the House passed a terrible Health Care Reform bill that is far too weak, but that hasn’t stopped every Right Wing Crazy on the interweb from freaking out like there’s a spider on their johnson. Heck, a spider on their johnson might make these guys happy, because then they can shoot their gun at it, miss, blow off their junk, and then go to the hospital. Where they won’t have insurance. Thanks to people like them. And they’ll be happy about it. Yeah. I don’t get it. Completely loony. Insane. Nuts. Teabaggers. And just wait until you see their plans to save America!

I WANT MY COUNTRY BACK thinks rescuing kittens is treason

Let’s see, a guy wanting to take back America by giving away states, followed by racist slurs from a guy unaware that there are a lot of Japanese-Americans on Hawaii. Resistnet wins again!

No one is taking it, that’s why they ran out so quickly! MuHAHAHAHA!!

Larry Feutterer…….can’t…..write…..sentences!!!!!!!!!that….are???????readable!!!!!!

Not traitors to the Cojntry!

Pray for God to have a giant bowel movement all over DC!

There was two pages of idiots praying that poor people don’t get healthcare. Yeah. Too sad.

I get all my legal advice from email forwards!

Resistnet.com – Home to the sanest patriots!

Okay, time to call the cops again!

Someone call the WAAAAHHmbulance!

Let’s troll websites! That will help us retake America!

The FEMS camps? Girl only camps? Will there be lesbian sex? Sign me up!

Let’s all go to another site and plan our armed rebellion!

100,000 cars on every road. 100,000 chickens in every pot!

The only flaw in our plan is if people have tow trucks…

Bills passing in Congress? Get my ammo!

SusieL gives another vague threat on a banner night of vague threats

Ricky W. Benton wants to find lawyers who want to ruin their careers filing junk lawsuits!

The lawyers might soon be as famous and respected as Dr. Orly Taitz Esq TE Rev!

The Republican who voted for healthcare is Vietnamese? Dirty foreign agent!

Health Care Reform = Race War. Right.

It’s the million car march! I like Rick’s idea to stop DC by having a traffic jam. I bet he declares it a Teabagger victory every morning during rush hour.

Let’s make a Teabagger City!

Here is a nice post that was deleted. Good times…

We need an alarm! What is a guy named Paul Revere to do?

DJ has jumped off the deep end and is now posting from her underground bunker in CA

NOW we expose them. We were just waiting to expose. Because our moms told us to do the dishes.

I bought 9000 Jump To Conclusion Mats, and Obama says not to use them!

Obama is in for it now, we’re gonna write a letter filled with lies from a crazy lawyer’s website! MuHAHAHAHAHA!! Resistnet wins again!

Numbers don’t matter, that must be why they just make up huge numbers for every one of their teabagger events!

Yeah, I am sure an armed teabagger tent city won’t make you look crazy at all! Also LOL at the moron who thinks people in unions are all jobless.

DJ is mocking everyone who is not declaring open rebellion

And let’s end on a note of sad delusion.

As Resistnet.com went bezerk, there will probably be an update soon enough! Will Teabagger Tent City get off the ground? Will DJ lose power to her underground bunker? Will three guys park their cars in DC and be totally ignored because no one knows they are protesting? Find out on the next Wingnut Web!

InPoliticians and Pundits, Wingnut Web

Glenn Beck – Beck to the Future!

October 30, 2009ByTars Tarkas

After the election of Barack Obama, Glenn Beck has skyrocketed near the top of the Wingnut talking head group. Although not yet able to topple Rush from the top, Glenn Beck has cemented his number two slot, dethroning and worrying competitors Bill O’Reilly and Sean Hannity. Beck’s radio and tv show has mutated from yet another right wing radio show to one of the most vocal and ridiculous critics of Barack Obama. Beck’s ability to cry for just about everything, along with his constant grandstanding with gimmicks such as The 9-12 Project, have made him a rallying point. The Teabaggers are basically his babies. Just imagine them shooting out of Beck’s vagina, screeching about socialism and “Where’s the Birth Certificate??” Or don’t, because that is disturbing.

Glenn Beck started out on morning zoo radio shows, doing a variety of them across the country during the 1990s. One such job was with Tim Hattrick on Y95 in Phoenix, AZ. A commercial of this has appeared on YouTube:

Glenn Beck’s radio talk show premiered in 2000. His original shows weren’t anywhere near as extreme as now, as you can see thanks to the Wayback Machine archives of his old websites! Check out these archives

There are a few things that would make modern fans cringe. Heck, there are things that make me cringe, like this:
glenn2001cal-print
Can’t bleach my eyes enough!!!

How about a Celebrity Death Pool?

The Glenn Beck Celebrity Death Pool

You get get to pick five famous people (four from our Top 20 and 1 write-in) you think might die between now and March 31, 2001. You only get to enter once. The person with the most dead celebrities wins the Glenn Beck Celebrity Death Pool Trophy and a chance to be on the #1 Ranked Glenn Beck Program. Did we mention it’s FREE!

Sounds just dumb until you see…is that St. Ronald Reagan??? Better not let your Wingnut fans see you were predicting their hero to be dead as a doornail for fun and games!
glenn-beck-deathpool

1999 book recommendations:

RELIGIOUS SOURCES

* The Bible
* The Gnostic Scriptures
* The Qur’an
* Christology in Context – De Jonge
* On First Principals – Origen
* Jewish Antiquities – Josephus

The Qur’an is not a misprint, he also recommends it in 2001!
books
Glenn Beck – Qur’an reader! Qur’an recommender. I am sure now he will say it was recommended so that you could know your enemy, but that doesn’t sound like pre-9-11 Wingnut thinking to me. And “da’wah” means the teaching of Islam.

InWingnut Web

Wingnut Web – The Susan Herbert Gravy Train Chugs Along!

October 30, 2009ByTars Tarkas

Our good friend and crazy train conductor Susan Herbert popped up again, this time on FreeRepublic.com. It’s the same old story, she posts ginormous paragraphs of text and claims she is the real president because she filed a motion in SCOTUS or something, and she has a beef against Roberts. She really, really, really hates Justice Roberts for some reason. Regardless, FreeRepublic.com seemed more immune to her crazy than Resistnet.com, which should tell you something about Resistnet.com. It also made me realize I still have piles of her crazy crap from Resistnet.com (which seems to have all been deleted, btw) which I might as post as well, because I did all that copying and pasting! That’s my job, thanks to George Soros. 100 Ameros a post. MuHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

Previous Susan Herbert here, here, and here (and the other, better Susan Herbert is here)

Keep in mind this entire thing is JUST ONE POST!!!!!!

Good to know…

And that was the end of Susan Herbert. I don’t know what happened, but she probably got deleted because she was too distracting to what Grassfire.org/Resistnet.com wants to do (earn that sweet donation money for themselves!)

FreeRepublic.com HOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!

Most Freeper Reactions are like thus:

But there is always a few loons who are unaware that the thin line between genius and insanity exists for a good reason!

InWingnut Web

Wingnut Web – Putting Lipstick on a Swine Flu Edition

October 26, 2009ByTars Tarkas

They say that laughter is the best medicine. And nothing makes you laugh like the posts at Resistnet.com! Resistnet posts make you feel like a hyena trapped in a nitrous oxide factory. Even if you are on your last breath, just reading the exploits of the crazies will make you crack a smile and put years on your life. Resistnet.com has been waiting since Day One for Barack Obama to declare martial law so they can start shooting nig– I mean, protecting their property. With their guns. By shooting them. At people. Even if they aren’t on their property. We know Obama will declare martial law and try to suspend elections. Because…uh…you see… Resistnet just knows, okay? You have to be crazy to think otherwise.

It begins…

Alice Grannas knows National Emergencies mean she has feet

How dare Obama make it easier to help people! The monster!

Let’s see, racism, faulting Obama for helping people, faulting Obama for not letting 90% of the world population die, a fake Forrest Gump quote, and it is all a prayer.

I think your film is over-exposed.

If we start gunning down people because of this, the Feds will react! How dare they step in the way of me gunning down federal employees!

I’m going to cut to the chase and say Cynthia Sue Braxton is crazy.

Heh heh heh, “HINI”!

What some guy says he heard on FoxNews and email forwards, the two most trusted sources of information!

Beware the spooky powers!

O. Hitler is a famous short story writer.

Let’s stay level-headed and cool…ID chips! ID chips! ID chips! ID chips! ID chips! ID chips! ID chips!

Alice Grannas shoots everyone who comes to the door. 4 Mailmen this week!

Let’s just make up more stuff! WEEEEEEEEEEE!!!! Why am I dying?

News so important it generated multiple threads

Illegal aliens take our jobs and take our vaccines! You know, the ones we don’t want because they control your mind!

If Alice doesn’t die in a hail of bullets from the cops she will cry herself to sleep.

“David” “C.” “please” “stop” “using” “quotes” “thanks”

carol , mouse warrior of SHADY WEBSITES!

Haven’t you been paying attention? Everyone dies.

Melinda is a racist piece of crap, and a perfect example of Resistnet.com and Grassfire.org’s target audience!

Yeah, Bush would never violate our constitutional rights!

12. And Jesus said unto them “Verily I say unto you, suffer the little children and blow them away. 13. Load your glocks and remember to aim between the eyes. 14. Kill them all and let dad sort it out. Amen!”

carol , mouse warrior of CRAZY

Let’s not panic, One World Government! One World Government! One World Government! One World Government! One World Government! One World Government! One World Government! One World Government!

Join Resistnet.com and get involved with creepy conversations like this!

Swine flu is a myth! I saw it on the internet!

One of you please shoot people because I am too big of a pussy to!

Yes, this entire affair is to protect…Virginia?

carol , mouse warrior of ANNOYING STATE REPS EVERY HOUR

Yeah, all those troops in the streets…

Yeah, allowing vaccinations faster totally equals butchering the opposition.

Yeah, why would anyone think Resistnet posters are racist?

Oh No!

Blah blah microchips, military dictatorship, Jesus… but we AREN’T panicking!

carol , mouse warrior of MAHMOUD AHMADINEJAD

It great news for John McCain that there is a military dictatorship in America!

Wingnut Web has to go now, for we caught the sniffles! But don’t worry, the stuff we hack up is nowhere near as disgusting as the average Resistnet.com post, so we’ll be back and stronger than ever soon enough!

InCulture Wars, Wingnut Web

Barack Obama has a secret lovechild – Rev. Dr. H.M. Orly Taitz Esq. Jr. Moo. T.E.

October 23, 2009ByTars Tarkas

Orly Taitz has gone off of the deep end of the deep end that she deep ends off of all the time. In other words, she is nuttier than a peanut factory. She’s crazier than crazytown. She needs help, and not in the form of the multiple PayPal links on her website. Her quest to grab a hold of Obama’s actual birth certificate (and probably eat it ala Red Dragon) is not feeding her desire for fame enough, so she must go a step further. As you will see, she is now tracking down random children and demanding birth certificates. Orly Taitz is not only beyond where the sidewalk ends, she’s walking off the cliff and on thin air, just waiting for someone to explain to her the theory of gravity.

Check out her latest lunacy:

Important: does Vera Baker have a child around 5 years old?

Vera Baker Obama’s Secret Girlfriend – Bradley Effect?
The Post Chronicle ^ | Oct 13, 2008 | Mitch Marconi
Posted on Wednesday, October 15, 2008 6:57:21 AM by IrishMike
Is the lovable charismatic Barack Obama hiding the fact that he has a girlfriend? Or is he the victim of the ‘Bradley Effect?’ Rumors are swarming that Obama has committed adultery on Michelle Obama with a woman by the name Vera Baker.
Vera baker is a staffer who worked for Barack Obama during his run for the United States Senate in 2004. Rumor has it that Michelle Obama was complaining about the supposed close friendship between Barack Obama and Vera Baker and before the public knew it, she was transferred to work at the Caribbean on the island of Martinique.
The story goes as following: Vera Baker was Obama’s “Finance Director” for his 2004 Senate campaign and made a good buck doing so. Although those who followed the campaign, Claire Serdiuk was known as the finance director on all the postings but strangely Vera Baker was paid too for the same position but not listed. According to reports, Michelle Obama became very angry about something and all of a sudden Vera Baker was relocated to New York. It is said that Michelle was EXTRA angry about something, but it was not specified as to what in the media. And then, not very long after relocating to New York, Vera Baker found herself on the island of Martinique.
The Daily Mail who released the name of the woman has since then said the claim is unsubstantiated but there is a quite a bit of story to go along with what we don’t know. Could this mean that a major American newspaper company will be covering this story right before election? Rumor of Obama’s adultery will most likely have an adverse effect on the election and could come up as the big ‘October Surprise‘.

(Excerpt) Read more at postchronicle.com …The article on speculation of Obama affair has been scrubbed but here is a comment on it

Some random scandal article from a year ago!

And if that isn’t enough, several entries lower Orly is demanding birth certificates and death certificates for another person:

Important! I need a copy of a Birth Certificate and a Death Certificate for this child

Friday, October 23, 2009 2:49 AM
From:
This sender is DomainKeys verified
“Jonathan Stuart” View contact details
To:
[email protected]

Renee ABENA OBAMA
Birth Date: 31 Oct 2004
Death Date: 25 Dec 2004
Social Security Number: 215-71-0752
State or Territory Where Number Was Issued: Maryland

Who this is and what is going on is not said, but the entire source of this being a living person is just the email Taitz copied and pasted. So basically, you email Taitz random stuff, and she’ll post it on her blog as part of the Obama secret lovechild conspiracy.

So let’s put this into perspective. Barack Hussein Obama had an affair in 2004, the child was born in 2004, and then they faked the death of Renee Abena Obama so Barack Obama could run for president as a non-American citizen. The entire proof is an archived newspaper article and a random email. Time to pack your bags, Obama!

Remember, if you see an children…demand to see their birth certificates!!!

InWingnut Web

Wingnut Web – Resistnet White Slavery Edition

October 22, 2009ByTars Tarkas

Resistnet.com is a bunch of patriots who want Obama to be patriotically killed! To be fair, some of these knuckle-draggers want Obama to be kept alive only so he can be disgraced from being proved to have been born in Kenya or Tasmania or Mars or something. Birthers are crazy. But not as crazy as the people who just want him dead. Though I do like the entire lack of realization in the thread that part of the reason Obama has so many threats is because of the atmosphere of hate at the tea parties.

This thread has been active for several days with no one bothering to delete any of the posts. One can only conclude that this is because it has the full support of Steve Elliott, Darla D, Resistnet.com, their parent group Grassfire.org, and their friends at Shirley & Banister Public Affairs.

You see, because he’s a MUSLIM!!

What is more realistic: Obama was born in Hawaii like all the evidence suggests, or Obama is a secret Muslim Commie Sleeper Agent presidential candidate conceived in a conspiracy 50 years in the making! Obviously, he is a secret Muslim Commie Sleeper Agent. Who will be destroyed by guys on an internet forum!

Hey, it’s one of those guys who thinks everything ever is a giant conspiracy to frame conservatives! Followed by a joker “who” “puts” “quotes” “around” “every” “word”! So is Obama the “master” or the “puppet”?

Pamela saw Walking Tall last week and thinks Joe Don Baker and The Rock are going to team up and take down Obama

Let’s see, we got racism and hate for the media! Never mind that Rachel also still thinks theobamaforum.com is a real message board for Obama supporters.

Yeah, Bush never went on vacations! And Tymanns reaction to someone being murdered is totally non-sociopathic.

What the frak does Jon and Kate Plus 8 have to do with assa______ing the president? And what is with both people blocking out the word? Is there some sort of filter on Resistnet? And why would Resistnet need such a filter. I wonder…

Diana Wingfield is such a Wingnut she has “wing” in her name. I hope she’s my white slave!

Henry Wallace – giant racist.

Sorry, dan, the Secret Service requires you to be not crazy.

Mike Thomas jerks off every hour hoping he’ll get to shoot some black people in Civil War II.

Cowboy Jim made an Oath to let the President be Assassinated. And to have a gun avatar.

Funny how he manages to type out “assassin” without any problems.

Hey, Resistnet.com, is this what you mean by Resisting the President? Because the Secret Service would like to know!

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