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A new Wild Things may be about Amanda Knox, weird stuff

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These are not Amanda Knox


Wild Things spawned three direct to video sequels that are various degrees of copies of the original. Wild Things 2 was okay, while Wild Things 3 was much better (and was the first mega-popular review on TarsTarkas.NET, racking up over half a million hits!) Wild Things 4 basically had a foursome instead of a threesome for the signature sex scene all of the Wild Things movies have. That’s about all I know about it, because even I stopped caring. But the time to not not care has returned, because there might be a new Wild Things movie called Wild Child Things and it sounds all sorts of messed up. Wild Things director John McNaughton and writer Stephen Peters have collaborated and came up with…well…

“It’s not one of the sequels, but about their children,” he says. OK, that sounds odd, but just wait. It gets real crazy. “Do you know the Amanda Knox case? It’s something like that. Something that’s like the child of Suzie Toller [Campbell’s character], she claimed that Matt Dillon’s [character] had raped her a long time ago and maybe there is a child and maybe Bill Murray’s character had a child and they’re exchange students and things get out of hand.”

Yeah. Okay. Well, hopefully this get made, because, why the heck not? I demand it!

via Hollywood

Random movie news

New Wild Things 4 news…it is now Wild Things, The Birthright. Originally Neve Campbell and Richards were going to reunite on the project and it was called Backstabbers, but who knows where that is.

Major League 4 looks like it is on and Direct to DVD. I love the first two but this will probably be on par with the third one.

And SNL skit MacGruber is getting a movie, which looks like it will beat the MacGuyver movie in theaters!

The legendary, much decorated MacGruber is pulled out of retirement as a monk in Ecuador by a colonel, who needs him once more to fight on behalf of his country. This time the mission involves going up against the evil Cunth, who has a nuclear warhead; the mission is personal because Cunth killed MacGruber’s bride.

The movie version would see Phillippe playing Piper, an Army officer forced to pair up with a reluctant MacGruber. Kilmer would be Cunth.