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Wingnut Web – Every French city is burning, every day and night.

So I was cruisin’ down the street in my 6-4, listening to a guy opine about how his shorty is a melody that constantly replays in his head and I realized I hadn’t stopped by Resistnet.com lately to see how their Patriotic Resistance to sanity, decency and common sense was going. So here is the low-down: They are still crazy! Shocking, I know. What is sad is I haven’t even posted literally hundreds of posts of crazy stuff, and yet each time I go there I find dozens of stuff. It’s like a never ending fountain of garbage! So let’s turn this trash into treasure and bring on the Wingnut Web!

Because nobody paid Resistnet to participate in this Tea Party!
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Real Patriots watch conventions that are actually giant scams
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Wait, I though Scott Brown was your new dreamboat, now you’re throwing him under his own truck?
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Just make up Sarah Palin returning the money if that makes you feel better, even though she’s spending it on shoes to crush little people like you beneath her heels with.
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Forget those guys, do stuff for us!
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McCain, You Got DUMPED!!!
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Melinda is completely nuts, but what do you expect from the Pray for Princess Palin Guy’s “wife” (aka his second third fourth account)
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Yes, it will be easier to take over the GOP than it will be to ignore one part of the Teabagger Union
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Marty McFly takes on Sarah Palin, Resistnet gets their panties in a bunch!
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No one believes the facts of Sarah Palin speaking only for money, except Marty
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We should all support Sarah Palin ripping off all of our money because of Free Markets!
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Henry’s Mom does not have it going on.
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Larry Braid is in the trenches every day! The trenches of claiming everyone is a fake patriot but him.
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Going Rogue (aka vomiting out conservative talking points while being an attractive female) paid millions, but whatever…
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If Sarah was VP, SusieL would be in a ditch, shanked in the back by Sarah Barracuda herself
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Sarah Palin’s star continues to get dimmer and dimmer…
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And here come the morons to defend Sarah Palin writing on her hand!
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Melinda is completely making crap up here, because facts are for losers!
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Henry’s Mom is perfectly okay with making Sarah Palin rich and keeping herself poor doing so!
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Henry’s Mom is also very knowledgeable about Anti-Sarah Palin trolls… Hmmmm…..
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Marty is burnt out on Palin, while Henry’s Mom repeats a lame joke
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Mindy fantasizes about having sex with the Orkin man…
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Henry’s Mom is obsessed with pee…
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Palin didn’t stutter when reading three words off of her hand, thus proving she should be president!
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Let’s just post our dirty laundry for everyone to see!
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Resistnet.com keeps it classy!
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Every French city is burning, every day and night.
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Your husband said to get off of the internet
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The Republicans were NEVER a third party because I declare it so!
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I have determined the secret of Glenn Beck: He is Lady Gaga!
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Hey, way to sound exactly like the guy who crashed his plane into an IRS building!
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Birthers rule, Truthers drool!
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In steps Beau Burdge, Truther extraordinaire, to go completely off the rails. Complete with bonus CSA avatar!
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Oh, you might be mistake about one or two things…
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Basically, if you write anything long on the internet, dozens of people will assume you are an expert and believe you without any evidence
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Enough indeed
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Gun Avatar Guy is very obsessed with Obama being shamed. Almost as if he has a black guy shaming fetish. So now we know what kind of gay porn AZ-concerned rents
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We end on some now deleted Truther craziness from our new favorite Truther!
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Resistnet.com will only get nuttier and nuttier.

Wingnut News Droppings

All the latest crazy news:

the NYTimes wrote a keen article about the Tea Party and Keith Olbermann did a special comment about them.

From the Grosser Than Gross Dept.: Taitz was “hotter, hornier, wetter, tighter, more of a nympho than I’ve ever met.

A teabagging nutbag (redundant) who is currently nameless has called for the hanging of Democratic Washington Senator Patty Murray:
“What happened to Jake when he ran with the wrong crowd? What happened to Jake when he ran with the wrong crowd. He got hung. And that’s what I want to do with Patty Murray.”

CPAC starts Thursday. What 12-year-old will excite old white guys this year? Also, Glenn Beck will headline, and the Acorn Pimp and his “Please send me money” girl (James O’keefe and Hannah Giles) will get a special award. This year it is XPAC. Don’t tell the actual X-PAC, and don’t tell CPAC that X-PAC made a sex tape with Chyna and naming their convention after a sex tape maker is totally conservative.

Also, whoever the frak the Autotune the News guys are, they will be there too. To do something.

One Night In Chyna

Teabaggers, mad as Hell that they are crazy, act more crazy!

From the “You can’t make this crap up!” Department, this past week in Teabagger Nation has been an insane ride of crazy trying to top crazy, to the point where you had to keep notes on your hand to be the craziest. But more on that later…

Things started off innocent enough when DailyKos did a simple poll asking self-described Republicans (note: This is Republicans, not those who got so fed up with the Republican Party they now self-identify as teabaggers) some questions that showed that they are buying the complete garbage the Right Wing pundits are spewing 24/7.

I’ll steal this summary from HuffPost because of laziness:

# 39 percent of Republicans believe Obama should be impeached, 29 percent are not sure, 32 percent said he should not be voted out of office.

# 36 percent of Republicans believe Obama was not born in the United States, 22 percent are not sure, 42 percent think he is a natural citizen.

# 31 percent of Republicans believe Obama is a “Racist who hates White people” — the description once adopted by Fox News’s Glenn Beck. 33 percent were not sure, and 36 percent said he was not a racist.

# 63 percent of Republicans think Obama is a socialist, 16 percent are not sure, 21 percent say he is not

# 24 percent of Republicans believe Obama wants “the terrorists to win,” 33 percent aren’t sure, 43 percent said he did not want the terrorist to win.

# 21 percent of Republicans believe ACORN stole the 2008 election, 55 percent are not sure, 24 percent said the community organizing group did not steal the election.

# 23 percent of Republicans believe that their state should secede from the United States, 19 percent aren’t sure, 58 percent said no.

# 53 percent of Republicans said they believe Sarah Palin is more qualified to be president than Obama.

When the poll was release, a few right wing pundits went insane. Well, more insane than usual!

BillO said

On the left, we already told you about the crazy Kos people, but somehow folks like Arianna Huffington are now considered legitimate news sources. That’s what the president should be worried about.

And he has Karl Rove on to agree with him, because, why the heck not?

But the real fun began as the Teabaggers had their $549 a seat “for the people” National Convention which started off with a bang as Tom Tancredo called for the return of voter literacy tests! Holy Jim Crow, Batman!

The highlight of the Teabagger Convention (BagCon ’10) was Sarah Palin, fresh off her quitting of being offended over the term retard:

Palin gave an impassioned speech for two-year-olds, where she slammed Obama for using a teleprompter, then promptly read things that she had written on her hand.

This is not a double standard, this is a sextuple standard! Someone call Jon and Kate Plus 8, because we got too many standards!

Another funny story out of this convention comes from this blog about some of the seminars at BagCon ’10:

At a session called “How to Unite State Tea Party Groups”, the speaker slowly and deliberately guided the audience through a basic web search.

“In the space at the top of the computer, type in w-w-w-g-o-o-g-l-e dot c-o-m. That website will help you find what tea party groups near you. Then type, Florida Tea Party, then hit the Enter button on your keyboard.”

It was a slow, painstaking process. He had to repeat himself many times, as some could not keep up; others simply couldn’t hear him because their hearing aids were too low

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At the end of his “how-to” seminar, the speaker said, “Listen, if y’all can’t find your local tea party groups, just go to your local gun store. They’ll tell you where they are.”

If you think Teabaggers having trouble using Google is an exaggeration, here is some proof that it is exactly what they do, featuring TarsTarkas.NET!

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Our BO is approved…by Axe Bodyspray! This time, TarsTarkas.NET is the one doing the teabagging of some teabaggers! That’s what happens when you remember the Knights Templar!

Oath Keepers, child rape, and stolen grenade launchers

Speaking of militia crazies and child molestation, a leader in the Oath Keepers movement has been arrested for child rape, and then the police found a stolen grenade launcher in his house. Obviously to hunt deer with.

First, some background on the Oath Keepers, for those of you who are thankfully unaware of this certain clique of right wing crazy. The Oath Keepers are military and former military “patriots” who are

Launched in March 2009 by Las Vegas resident and former paratrooper Stewart Rhodes, Oath Keepers claims to be a nonpartisan group of current and retired law enforcement and military personnel who vow to fulfill their oaths to the Constitution.

More specifically, the group’s members, which number in the thousands, pledge to disobey orders they deem unlawful, including directives to disarm the American people and to blockade American cities. By refusing the latter order, the Oath Keepers hope to prevent cities from becoming “giant concentration camps,” a scenario the 44-year-old Rhodes says he can envision happening in the coming years.

“The whole point of Oath Keepers is to stop a dictatorship from ever happening here,” Rhodes, a former Army paratrooper and Yale-trained lawyer, said in an interview with the Review-Journal. “My focus is on the guys with the guns, because they can’t do it without them.

”We say if the American people decide it’s time for a revolution, we’ll fight with you.“

More random stuff including their pledge on the official site.

But back to the story here:

Marine Sgt. Charles Dyer, aka “July4Patriot,” has been accused of raping a 7-year-old girl. He has spoken at at least one teabagger protest (July 4th) and is also a bigwig in connecting the Oath Keepers movement and the Tea Parties. But the Oath Keepers are disavowing him thanks to these charges:

An ex-military man has been arrested on charges of rape of a child and forcible sodomy.

Charles Alan Dyer, 29, of Marlow, was arrested Tuesday afternoon by Stephens County Sheriff’s deputies, said Sheriff Wayne McKinney. Dyer served in the United States Marines in Iraq.

The second amendment of the Constitution is the only amendment:

During the search the sheriff’s deputies noted several firearms and a device believed to be a Colt M-203, 40-millimeter grenade launcher, a complaint filed in the United States District Court of Western Oklahoma by Alcohol, Firearms and Tobacco Special Agent Brett Williams said.

(also some of the Oath Keepers show up in the comments on CrooksandLiars and get mocked to shreds, for those of you who like that stuff check it out!)

CrooksandLiars also adds:

Meanwhile, unsurprisingly, the folks at American Resistance Movement — a group Dyer was also prominently involved in — are claiming that Dyer was set up, and the girl who accused him was “programmed” to do so. Accordingly, they’ve set up a “Free July4Patriot” fund, with a little button on their front page so you can donate.

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http://www.americanresistancemovement.com/ (hey, a message board!)

Look at all them July4Patriot defense threads stickied! At least one of them has a bajillion YouTube videos of various Patriots defending their boy from the evil programmed 7 year old girl.
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The PayPal donate button.
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Let’s see what these American Resistance Movementers are all about

I see…
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We need a crazy leader to lead us in killing government dudes!
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Obama is chemtrailing the frak out of these guys!
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Fun Fact: All traffic jams are caused by police cars just frakking with traffic!
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UPDATE: CrooksandLiars posted more info on the Oath Keepers running for their lives away from July4Patriot

TeaParty.org and Resistnet.com meet the N-word

TeaParty.org owner Dale Robertson is one of those patriotic guys who wanders around teabagging people while carrying signs with racial slurs on them. And he is being promoted by Resistnet.com! Or they were, everything related to Dale Robertson seems to have been scrubbed from Resistnet.com, though I still have the email I got from them promoting the TeaParty.org concerts.

So the story goes, Resistnet.com sent out an email promoting “Liberty Concerts” set up by TeaParty.org and the owner of the site, Dale Robertson. But then bloggers were told about this photo of Dale Robertson at a Teabagger Rally on Feb 28th:
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Note that he was kicked out of the rally for the sign, but just look at his sign. Expecially look at how the misspelled racial slur seems to be taped over that part of the sign, making me wonder what he possibly could be covering up. But I’m just weird like that.

Later Resistnet quickly sent out this follow up email message:

This is in response to the blast mail you received regarding the Liberty Concert being promoted by the National Tea Party group. The purpose of the email was to share an opportunity for you to experience the fellowship and company of
other conservatives, as we kick off the election season and strive to
take back America, restoring it to the Constitutional Republic it is
meant to be. While they are a separate group from us, we share many of
the same goals, a free, conservative America, and fiscal responsibility
within our government. We are not necessarily promoting their complete ideology.

And all information about the “Liberty Concerts” seems to have been completely scrubbed from the site (or their search is acting dumber than usual)

In any event, this is probably very embarrassing, thus, we’re reporting on it, even if we are late a bit. Darn us having lives and contributing to the economy!

Source and our own emails

Here is the full text of the email, for posterity’s sake.

Teaparty.org is inviting all of you to take part in their Liberty Concerts:

Tea Party Taking The Next Step

“We are setting the tone for taking back America with Liberty Concerts. We are not waiting until the first quarter of the year, we have already begun.” Dale Robertson, President and Founder of the Tea Party – TeaParty.org

‘Liberty Concerts’ is a venue designed to be the key to create a model for our Nation to Take Back America. The Tea Party does not intend to waste their time simply rallying. The Plan is to optimize the events, they will be fun and Citizens will be asked to run for office, with the focus of Restoring America, and thus, putting it on the Conservative track.

The goal is to shift attendees from being merely a presence at a rally, into involved Patriots recognizing the need to be engaged in the process of Self-Governance.
The Tea Party is gearing up for action. Robertson has a developing strategy to bring the Republic back under the control of ‘We The People.’ He is asking for thousands of Patriots across America, to run for office.

Robertson stated: “Even though the likelihood of their success is diminished by the lack of experience or financial support; the knowledge will be invaluable for the next election cycle and a point of pride for the American People.”

The Tea Party’s number one imperative, is to have candidates on the ballot. The second priority is to get out the vote, especially in Texas where Robertson lives and the home of over 800,000 members of the Tea Party……….

Robertson is molding the Tea Party events to empower Citizens so they will make a difference in the November 2010 elections. The ongoing tactics are to prioritize States, creating a durable model for ballot access, voter eligibility, precinct chair/county chairs, and candidate awareness. The Tea Party is actively seeking candidates that represent Conservative Constitutional Values. It appears the Major Parties can’t get in step with such a complex idea as Conservative Constitutional Values; therefore, the Tea Party will make it easy for the Independent Parties to break the glass ceiling and get on the ballot.

The ‘Liberty Concerts’ event taking place in Stafford, Texas is a developing prototype, which when successful, will allow the Tea Party to create a thriving event not in months but days. We will be quick on the draw, sure fired and ready to rock in a matter of only a few days. This Tea Party formula will work against incredible odds and will be nothing short of a miracle, but Robertson believes with all his heart all the pieces will fall into place.

Does the Tea Party really believe it can make a difference in November? “Some say, “talk is cheap” but 2 years ago when I started the modern day Tea Party no one believed it could work now 7 million strong, the world is listening and America is hoping, we will not fail.” Dale Robertson – TeaParty.org

Andy Martin is insane

Andy Martin, self-described Internet Powerhouse, is a crazy mofo. He’s also running for the Illinois senate and courting the Teabag Nation. Thus, TarsTarkas.NET will have a celebration….of how crazy Andy Martin is!

Andy Martin’s primary oppoent in the Illinois Senate Primary is Mark Kirk, who is a jerkwad semi-moderate pretending to be an insane Wingnut to try to gain the teabagger vote. He is failing, as the teabaggers hate him for his previous votes in the house. Andy Martin saw an opportunity and is trying to gank the following that Mark Kirk so desperately wants.

Andy Martin unloaded a Press Release calling himself an “Internet Powerhouse” and suing Wikipedia and Wikimedia for being “a tax-exempt protosocialist scam that seeks to harass Republicans, conservatives and Obama opponents“. I guess someone lost his edit war. You would think an Internet Powerhouse would be better at camping edits, but, I guess he was out-sperged.

HuffPost sez:

“No one could characterize the Wikipedia entry on my extraordinary life of public service and personal sacrifice as ‘neutral and impartial,'” Martin says. “It is obviously nothing more than a political smear by Barack Obama’s rabid supporters. Wikimedia and Wikimedia are tax-exempt protosocialist scams that target conservatives, Republicans and opponents of Obama. I am a triple threat when it comes to being the target of Obama agents.

“I am fighting back. We need to expose Wikimedia’s scams. Wikimedia/Wikipedia use tax-exempt resources to spew their venom on innocent victims Martin says. “The public is also a victim of fraud by these leftist Obamabots. I want to bring the facts and the truth about these protosocialist provocateurs to the attention of the American people;

Stories even make note that Andy Martin claims that “Obama’s real father is not Barack Obama Sr., but is Frank Marshall Davis, an African American journalist of the 1950s.” I am not sure how that would make Barack Obama ineligible as a Birther argument, as it would prove Obama is a US citizen (if that was true and Martin wasn’t freaking nuts!) One thing for certain, Martin was at the Second national Conference on Barack Obama’s Missing Birth Certificate and College Records held in New York, as it is specifically mentioned in the PR.

Some history of Andy Martin:

Mr. Martin is the vessel of the venom. He is a frequent candidate with a history of stridently anti-Jewish comments. As a law school graduate named Anthony Martin-Trigona, he was rejected for entry to the Illinois bar due to a psychiatric finding of a “moderately severe character defect manifested by well-documented ideation with a paranoid flavor and a grandiose character.”

He was a nasty critic of Mr. Obama’s presidential campaign, helping to spread the lie of his being Muslim, and was central to a Fox News Channel schlock-umentary, “Obama and Friends: The History of Radicalism,” hosted by Sean Hannity. Described as an “author and journalist,” Mr. Martin was given a national forum to assert without rebuttal that Mr. Obama trained to overthrow the government. Rarely has the emptiness of the channel’s “fair and balanced” mantra been more vivid.

I guess being an Internet Powerhouse means you have 5 million blogs:


Stop Sam Zell’s Wrigley Field shenanigans
Ax Alexi Giannoulias for State Treasurer
Committee of One Million to Defeat Barack Obama
Boycott American Express
National Conference on Barack Obama
Stop Keno Gambling in Illinois
Illinois CAN
Andy Martin for U. S. Senator
The Stop Obama Coalition
Boycott the Plum Card
Yes, Barack Obama Was a Muslim
Andy Martin: Contrarian Commentary
BoycottHawaii.co…
Judy Topinka: Wrong for Illinois
Boycott the Beijing Olympics/Boycott China
Save the Chicago Tribune; Stop Sam Zell
Andy Martin’s Campaign Diary
Corrupt Florida Justice and Judges
Andy Martin on the Issues

Don’t forget he is on Twitter and Facebook. I ask you to visit them all because we’ve hit a boatload of crazy and TarsTarkas.NET cannot possibly cover it all.

Andy Martin: Contrarian Commentary has some great articles like:

Are the Obamas the new White House version of TV’s “The Jeffersons?”

Do the Obamas and Salahis share common characteristics?

Should Tiger Woods try to crash a White House party to reclaim his “privacy?”

What does Santa have to say about all of this commotion?

(CHICAGO)(December 3, 2009) A third of a century ago, President Richard Nixon created the modern era of “separation of powers” jurisprudence by claiming “executive privilege” to prevent White House aides from testifying before Congress and courts. Nixon created a major constitutional scandal. And lost.

In 2009, the Obama Family White House, which is looking increasingly like the TV sitcom “The Jeffersons,” is claiming executive privilege to prevent staff members from disclosing the truth about the couple that has been called the “White House party crashers.” Tareq and Michaele Salahi may have to star in a new sitcom, the “Real Housewives of the White House.”

By “stonewalling” the Congress (“stonewalling” is another “Watergate word”) Obama is making what should have been a minor embarrassment into a minor constitutional scandal. Like Nixon, he’s losing.

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African-Americans, of course, are trying to convert the embarrassing incident of the Salahi social climbers into a national security threat involving potential terrorists. Congressman Bennie Thompson is trying to revive fears of a racial attack on Obama. I don’t think the Salahis’ misbehavior is a light matter, but it is equally not a threat to the republic. In fact, security services often learn from their occasional mistakes. Let’s hope the Secret Service did. No one wishes the Obamas any physical harm.

It is clear that in trying to do things their way, “the Chicago Way,” the Obamas are increasingly taking on the airs of “The Jeffersons,” the social climbing TV sitcom family with whom the Obamas seem to share some characteristics. Why was security reduced after Obama took over the White House? Trying to make the place look more open? Putting on the Ritz? Ooops.

The Salahis and Obamas could also be peas in the same pod, or podcast. The Salahis were trying to crash a party at the White House; the Obamas crashed the White House in 2008, with a campaign of lies and misrepresentations that were much more toxic than the Salahis’ pretensions.

Obama had no business in the White House. In that regard, he shares a lot in common with Tareq and Michaele Salahi.

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The only thing missing: when is Tiger going to try and crash a White House party, claming that is the only place he feels private enough? It’s coming. Can the Tiger Woods “birthers” be far behind?

The silly season of mid-December news is upon us. What? There’s no Santa Claus? Omigod. What will they expose next? Isn’t Santa entitled to his privacy? Doesn’t he deserve some “executive privilege” with his elves at the North Pole?

Is Santa really going to replace Rudolph and the reindeer with a golf cart? Only Tiger Woods can tell us. And he’s not talking. Remember, if you decide to get Santa’s attention, bash in the rear windows to see his reaction, not the driver-side window. Not at all. As Santa would say, “Ho. Ho. Ho.” Or as Tiger Woods would say: “ho, ho, ho.” Where are the Salahis and Obamas when we really need them? Watching reruns of “The Jeffersons,” no doubt.

I love how he seems to be claiming that the only supporters of Barack Obama are African-Americans, all of whole as a collective group are trying to spin the White House partycrasher story as if that is the biggest concern in the nation. Then Tiger Woods is brought up for no reason except he is another black male for Andy Martin to bash and compare to Barack Obama. And it is all George Jefferson’s fault, somehow.

His BoycottHawaii.co… campaign worked so well that Sarah Palin and Rush Limbaugh had their most recent vacations at Hawaii (along with Obama himself and Nancy Pelosi!) So we can see that Martin is a man who can produce results.

Also because people stopped paying attention to Andy Martin for a few minutes, he introduced Phase One or something and released ads claiming his Republican primary opponent Rep. Mark Kirk is gay. With that level of discourse, the teabaggers are probably creaming their pants itching to vote for Martin!

One thing is for certain, Martin will not win. The thing that not is certain is if he will torpedo Kirk and take him down with him. And it looks like he is achieving that goal. Thank you, teabaggers! We await February 2nd (Primary day) to see the meltdown after Martin gets a whole 3% of the vote!