One lesson you learn from watching wingnut message boards is the crazy doesn’t stop. It never takes a day off, it never gets sick, it just builds upon itself. Even if life keeps you busy for a few days, the crazy does not slow. And thus, the ultimate example of crazy Susan Herbert is back with more incredibly long rants about her case before the Surpreme Court, how she declared herself president, how God is on her side, and all sorts of stuff that she should be bathering on about in her LiveJournal read by no one. But instead, it’s posted on Resistnet, thus giving her an audience AND an audience that doesn’t immediately brand her as crazy. They welcome her with open arms and assume it is their own fault that her incredibly long posts confuse them. And this is why Resistnet will never be a legitimate rally point for conservatives, they just let the crazy people ramble on and do nothing to try to project sanity in their movement. But don’t take my word that Susan Herbert and the whole of Resistnet is crazy, read Part 1 and Part 2 in addition to Part 3 here…

Dry Land is not a myth! I’ve seen it! But fingerprints…total myth!

Warning: If you read all of this, you will literally go insane

You know the deep end? Well, she already went off that, and is now going off the deep end’s deep end.

I am going to print these out and read them as beat poetry at the local coffee joint!

I still have my God/Agnew bumper sticker

I know something I want to Null and Void

A personal message to Resistnet.com!

More support!

I am sure that is the last of this………….NOT!!!!! More Susan eventually, but it is probably time for us to check in on other old friends before we get back to her latest novella-length posts. Next time, on Wingnut Web!

Susan Herbert, who we were first introduced to in a massive posting where she declared she was president and was filing cases against the Supreme Court, realized she had found Internet Fame on Resistnet when they lapped up her crazy rantings like it was the nectar of the gods. Thus, she didn’t shut up, and instead kept typing, and typing, and typing. She brings forth more crazy than an automated crazy ranting machine. Her mind is an ever-flowing fountain of crazy shooting off at the speed of light. There is no fighting against this tide, you can only hope you don’t get swept away.

If declaring yourself President is all you have to do for things like that, than I am declaring myself Tars Tarkas, The Black Moses of Soul!

In addition to declaring herself President, Susan Herbert has also solved every problem in particle physics because it is all laid out in the US Constitution. Yes, she is seriously saying that.

The great thinker (and supporter of violent overthrow of the US government) AZ-concerned had this to say:

Oh, no! Look out, DocFord, Resistnet doesn’t take too kindly to people with common sense!

RAWR! Burn the Heretic!

Judge Hull COULDN’T HANDLE THE TRUTH! No judge would listen to me, thus proving all the judges are wrong because there is no way I could be…

That’s a lot of words to just make a teleprompter joke..

ReddDogg, Keyboard Warrior, is convinced, but demands a version for morons. Uh, even dumber morons.

No Dummies version, because I am far too busy! But not so busy I can’t write dozens of paragraphs on random message boards!

Yeah, because without that, the previous pages were confusing…

This post is in response to herself, her hatred of Orly is hilarious as is her characterization of any criticism of her is just because she is a woman.

And Dick Cheney personally went after her, and despite the fact he could have had her arrested for all sorts of things without any proof he didn’t do anything.

I don’t even know where to begin with this one.

dale henderson only wishes he was this crazy!

If you can’t understand my genius, U R Dum!

You’re writing is perfectly fine! The fact that I am also a raving loon in no way means anything.

DocFord is back with facts that these people just don’t want to hear…

She is a total genius.

I read it and understand it all, except if you were to ask me anything about it!

And that’s not all… Yep, there is MORE craziness to come from our current President of the United States Susan Herbert, duly gotten there by just declaring it so, real soon! And remember the Knights Templar!