Writer/director Chris Seaver’s Sexsquatch is a romantic tale of summer’s great hope. A group of friends head off for a beach house weekend. Partying, of course, is their number one priority. But there’s so much more to it. Joey Jeremiah is the one member of this group with the highest of high ambitions. He wants to be the president of show business. Trouble with that is, he’s spent so much time focusing on scripts and dreams that he’s completely neglected having ever gotten laid!!!! As any great group of friends would, his have gathered for a weekend dedicated to getting Joey some much needed action. In the midst of all the shenanigans, a storm is brewing. A storm the likes of which these unsuspecting young folks have never seen. The scenic wooded area that plays host to their good times also houses a sinister beast. He’s bloodthirsty, intelligent, eloquent, covered in hair, and horny as shit. NO, I’m not talking about Ron Jeremy. I’m talking about that vicious Beast from the East, Stinkfist: The Sexsquatch!
One by one the gang members, whose only goal was looking for kicks, become victims of the Sexsquatch’s particularly brutal style of wreckage. Bodies begin dropping at an incredible and bloody rate while the time begins running out on Joey’s sex trip. Will they stop this vile beast from killing again? Will they survive, and what will be left of them? Will there be any donuts?? All questions posed in Sexsquatch…
Chris Seaver wrote and directed for Warlock Home Video, he’s a veteran of exploitation fare and has worked on over 50 films. Rod Bollo Skin, Josh Suire, Alec Lambert, Clint Kelly, Jaime Osborne, Heather Maxon, and Varla Darling star.
Those of you who are fans of flicks about bigfoot and sasquatches and all that jazz will be already breaking out your digital payment devices to throw money at this film. Seaver is already working on a sequel. Hopefully the sequel addresses any lingering donut questions.
