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Wingnut Web – Resistnet Enjoys the Census Edition

Part-time U.S. Census worker Bill Sparkman, a 51-year-old teacher, was found hanging from a tree, mutilated, with the word “FED” carved into his body on September 12. His body was hung in a remote part of the Daniel Boone National Forest in southeast Kentucky. The FBI is investigating if he was a victim of anti-government violence, or what happened. That didn’t stop people from speculating. From people immediately connecting the dots to the crazy census conspiracies being preached by Michelle Bachman and the teabaggers to the Wingnuts claiming the whole thing was a conspiracy to frame them, message boards raged all over the internet. As of now, we don’t know who killed Bill Sparkman or why, but we do know that it lead a few people on Resistnet.com to completely expose their joy in the death of an innocent census worker in their private war against Barack Obama. Remember, Resistnet.com likes to think they are a classy place that is above all this. Right.

The Census Guy was a TEACHER, who are all Union thugs and deserve it!
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George and Pat Wilkins are a double dose of disgusting
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This post seems okay until…
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We realize something was amiss!
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All Democrats are racist and the media sucks. What was the topic again?
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2010: Census War
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I’ll just make up a bunch of facts now and not even acknowledge my support of murder of government employees…
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What is in the water in Tennessee?
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If the other guy had won, things would be different!
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This is in response to another missing post. Hmmmm….
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Yes, logically he was one of those tax guys that go to your home which happens all the time! And bonus DJ excusing the murder.
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I agree that a census is rape! Hang them all!
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Just what does Melinda know about the swamps of Louisiana???
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Martin J. Fee, demanding all of you stand up and hang census workers because otherwise you are part of the problem.
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Leon Birchbach, get away from Resistnet before they suck out your moral compass as well!
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Pelosi hung him herself to blame us! Logically!
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ACORN/Unions killed him before Pelosi could. Pelosi will be mad!
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Wait, now the Fed did it, and even tagged their kill? I’m losing track of the conspiracy theories here…
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Sue the media!
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Ann spivey proves you can have no brain and post on Resistnet at the same time.
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Secret fact: George and Pat Wilkins is really the names of the voices in this guy’s head.
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Jimmy Carter’s younger brother wants random idiots to hang all his enemies for him so he doesn’t have to get off of his lazy butt.
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Ann spivey will personally go to the Hill to tell Nancy Pelosi she knows she killed a guy in Kentucky.
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Pelosi Pelosi Pelosi! is the new Marsha Marsha Marsha!
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ADVERSE EFFECT went to see Transformers 2 and it shattered his fragile mind…
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That’s enough Census death for today. Because most of it was deleted! But if it’s on the internet, it never dies! Until next time, Wingnut Web is out!

Wingnut Web – What happened to being Good Christians?

Us Americans can never be satisfied.

So September 11th happened in 2001 and after an entire day of fear and uncertainty (I went through it, I should know! It was scary!) our country did what it used to do best. Despite any and all of our differences and disregarding any areas of thought where we all might disagree, Americans came together in a unified show of support and love for one another after that attack, support and love for their fellow neighbour, for their friends and family, and finally for the greatest country on the face of this Earth, The United States of America (cue wailing guitars shooting out stars and stripes and then exploding into a flock of Bald Eagles).

Back on September 12th, 2009 Glenn Beck’s 9/12 Project march was held in Washington, D.C with, among other expressed goals, to return the country back to the unstable emotional grounds we all experience after being suddenly attacked by terrorists. The march sure encapsulated the “unstable emotional grounds” part of the metaphor, one could also say like our country’s response to 9/11 the 9/12 march lacked any kind of clearly defined purpose or identifiable strategic outcome, but I also understood this idea of harkening back to the dark days after September 11th to mean that as a people who might not otherwise unite around every issue every day, us Americans can simply come together and we should come together around the fact that we are all citizens of the same country, a large group who can do more good if we work together than if we stay seperate and bicker amongst ourselves.

“United we stand” was the motto of the day, wasn’t it? Maybe times were different back then because we had our 43rd old white male Christian president sitting in the Oval Office of the White House, but the same God-loving Americans who just a few short years ago wanted the whole of the country to come together and celebrate the greatness of the United States and it’s overwhelming ability to confront crises head-on and create working solutions to deal with our toughest problems now would rather see the country cleaved into two very separate unions and have our leaders, especially the President, maimed, deported, killed, raped, impeached, or otherwise have his good name sullied.

I don’t like to play cards necessarily (No Limit Hold’em is fun though), but there is a glaring similarity through-out the different factions of the far-Right Anti-Obama movement, and not only does the theme seem to follow along the lines of religion but more specifically it falls along the lines of a particular sects of Christians. Pointing the finger isn’t the point of this post, though it’s obvious enough to see who we’re talking about from all the coverage they’ve been garnering on TV anyway (hint: it rhymes with Smevengelical), but as a non-Christian who has seen some of the amazing and wonderful things that religion can do to help bring groups of total strangers together in love and unity I would really like to know why and how many of these Born-Again believers can continue to call themselves loving Christians without fear of breaking the Commandment of bearing false witness and incuring the wrath of God upon their hides.

As far as I know, Christianity is a religion based on a couple of primary documents that contain all the tenants that good Christians have to follow in order to be accepted into the Kingdom of Heaven. In short, these tenants more or less direct followers to first accept God/Jesus/Holy Spirit/whoever into their lives, as a guiding force in their decision making and outlook on the world, and then thereafter they are instructed to live good friendly lives where they don’t steal from one another, murder one another, lie to one another, commit adultery with one another, and just generally have a basic human respect for every one of God’s creations whether it be someone who holds different ideals, a stranger from a foreign land, or even an adorable little puppy dog they find on the side of the road. Jesus Christ, according to the stories, was a pretty nice guy at the end of the day, but I doubt he’d be all about the ways in which many of his followers who bear his name are promoting their religion these days.

Pastor Steve Anderson

First off we have Pastor Steven Anderson, a Baptist, from Arizona who prays daily for our first African-American president, who was rightly elected by the American people, to be struck down and killed by the hand of God in his sermons to his congregation:

Now, look, if somebody wants me, it somebody twisted my arm and tells me to pray for Barack Obama, this is what I’m going to pray, because this is the only prayer that applies to him: ‘Break his teeth, O God, in his mouth. You know, as a snail which melteth, let him pass away. Like the untimely birth of a woman, that he thinks — he calls it a woman’s right to choose, you know, he thinks it’s so wonderful. He ought to be aborted. It ought to be, ‘Abort Obama.’

Nope. I’m not gonna pray for his good. I’m going to pray that he dies and goes to hell. When I go to bed tonight, that’s what I’m going to pray. And you say, ‘Are you just saying that?’ No. When I go to bed tonight, Steven L. Anderson is going to pray for Barack Obama to die and go to hell.

The good pastor has gotten a lot of attention over his comments the past few months, comments which not only incite congregates to want to murder President Obama but comments which also come from a man of God, who if he really is a man of God would clearly know more about the tenants of his own religion. Even if he is defiant in his beliefs and prays to God for the death of Obama wouldn’t it occur to him that God doesn’t condone murder in the first place? He dictated those 10 Commandments word for word to Moses right? Is this like the Constitution where we have the original words written by the primary framers but insist that God or the Founding Fathers actually meant B when they wrote A? Clearly there is something very wrong with a preacher, not only preaching for the death of someone, but preaching for the death of the highest ranking person in the country! I don’t remember ever hearing about Christians preaching for the death of any of the previous 43 presidents.

Then you have the congregates who echo the these Wingnut preachers’ sentiments. No one ever said it was wrong to disagree with the President or that you’re a bad person if you don’t support Obama, that right there is critical thinking and critical thinking is an important component to any right-thinking person. Then again, those who believe in a strict factual interpretation of The Bible and who are blindly led by those of their faith were never much for critical thinking in the first place. This is why when a fellow Christian or a church pastor invokes rhetoric like “Obama is a Socialism” or  “Obama wants to force you to get abortions” or “Obama is the Anti-Christ” (a charge so widely believed that Snopes.com had to deticate an article to it) these people take those claims seriously and verbatim, repeating them and repeating them until they believe there’s just no way these claims can be false. Stubborn non-wavering belief is a funny thing like that.

Granted, this is a very small portion of the country I believe. We are a country of 304 million, and considering in their HIGHEST estimate the 9/12 protest was almost 2 million strong (more like 29 times less than that number but let’s keep the judgement fair for now) you still can’t really call that a majority in the United States, and let’s face it, everybody who is anybody in the fringe community attended that dang 9/12 protest. But a believer is a believer, and besides being told the message from up on high every Sunday, there is little to nothing rational human beings can do to change these people’s minds. I’ll even put it in terms they like to fashion their arguments with: A group called THE NAZIS also expressed  non-waivering faith to their leaders that defied all logic or bounds too, but they followed through anyway because that’s what they had been instructed to do by the people around them. No, I am not seriously saying that Christians are like the Nazis, I’m merely just talking about the ones who make up this small little fringe community that likes to post on messageboards alot (Hi guys!).

In my mind I really want to believe that it’s one thing to talk about the Westborough Babtist Church in-terms of level of deeply-seeded hatred of fellow human beings and size and talking about the Patriot Teabagging movement, but unfortunately there are a lot of similarities that follow through (namely that there are other generic groups of people living among them that they blame everything on, want to exterminate, and will never come to accept in society ever and their small sizes!). Finally, I don’t want to have to believe that I need to draw this point out any more that I already have in the above. Faith preaches kindness but preachers dictate something entirely different, out of their own interests, and isn’t that like bearing false witness in the end?

Wingnut Web – Resistnet is not racist, they just hate Muslims is all

Nostradamus was wrong (and has been wrong on a bunch of occasions now come to think of it). Armageddon will not rain down upon us in December of 2012 since 2012 is such a far off and speculative date. According to the fringe Wingnut teabagging brigade the real rapture/Armageddon/day I get left behind will occur on September 25th.

Oh shit wait, that’s tomorrow today!!!!!

The Islam on Capitol Hill event will promote a day of religious unity among Muslims and celebrate their right to freedom of religious expression with a prayer session at the Capitol building, where 50,000 are expected to attend. Sorry guys, the secret is out. There are actual practicing Muslim in the United States of America. Not understanding just exactly how many Muslims there are in the United States, or even more so around the world, the usual gang of idiots has been up in arms over the day of prayer declaring that the holding of the summit proves everything from Obama secret Muslim heritage to the the United States being clandestinely taken over by Islamic leaders to be true.

DJ gets this party started right:

Not a religion

Yeah! Then we can curb-stomp some minorities and then have a meth biker orgy!

Send in the Biker gang

What post wouldn’t be complete without a comment from AZ-concerned?

az concerned

And just when you think some common sense about the US Constitution would set this whole thing straight…

Not a religion!

Just don’t get Resistnet’s creative juices flowing too much or else you get these kinds of suggestions:

Send in the pigs

So quick Resistnet recap: we believe in the Constitution and we especially believe in the First Amendment but we only interpret the first part of the First Amendment, not the parts about freedom of religion (we also don’t know what the phrase “redress of grievances” means and we threw the right of peaceable assembly out the window a long time ago), because that’s what the Founding Fathers would have wanted. Remember, those early Americans did write The Constitution with the exact same language in it that you read today. Any other interpretation of this, according to the rest of the Constitution, would be considered TREASON! But it’s OK though because Resistnet doesn’t believe Islam is a religion anyway.

The hypocrisy of it all makes my nostrils burn with the smell of an early onset stroke.

UPDATE: If you’re looking for a more professional organization of people who don’t understand the First Amendment check out Stop Islamization of America, a group who also sports the classy tagline “Defending the Constitution and the Nation”. And for more wacky webtastic wingnuttery, check out the retro Geo-cities TRUTH REVEALED MINISTRY! (watch out for that ! in your URL, Resistnet obviously doesn’t understand HTML). Here is THE TRUTH in pictures:

THE TRUTH REVEALED

DON’T YOU UNDERSTAND THE TRUTH!?!??!

Wingnut Web: Coming off the Teabaggin' Wagon!

So apparently there was some quaint kind of Tea Party in Washington DC a few weeks ago, an event that this website really didn’t bother to cover much of at all (according to FOX News). In the aftermath of the whole shebang there was much speculation about just how many people attended the event. Reports from media outlets put the number of people taking part in the protest at around 50,000-60,000, a pretty good sized number for any kind of political action. Other commentators, Michelle Malkin in particular (feeding off the sugar-high of edgy conservative placards and some good ole down-home ranting and raving), pulled some obscenely high figure out of her ass and attributed that ABC News reported 1.5 million people were at the 9/12 march.

First some simple math:

1,500,000/60,000 = 25. Even if you stand by the high end of what the media reported the attendance of the march was, Malkin’s idiotic estimation exceeds the media’s reports by TWENTY FIVE TIMES that. Sure it’s hard to keep track of what actual numbers amount to in real life when people throw around the terms million and billion interchangeably, but seriously I thought Michelle Malkin had been around the block enough to know what 1.5 million people looks like (I guess I was as wrong as she is). Not one to be misrepresented by the MAINSTREAM MEDIA, Teabaggers are now touting the figure of 1.7 million people at the march, a number which I’m still waiting for a single person to point to a verified source for. Even better, our last bastion of fair and balanced (and I think we should add the worth “truthful”) reporting from none other than FOX News ran a full page advertisement in many major newspapers the day after the 9/12 march, echoing the same sentiment many protester’s signs pointed out:


FOX Ad

A delicious example of idiots imitating idiots. Like most of the reporting on FOX News, this package had no actual reporting behind it since, ya know, CNN, ABC, NBC, MSNBC, and CBS did actually cover the protest (like there was anything else of note happening that weekend):

Good Morning America on 9/12 Protests (ABC)

I could go on and on with these. Of course FOX News was there at the protest too, but their brand of “reporting” took on a different tone:

Another day, another kRaZy WiNgNuT KlAmE debunked!

Teabag Mania 3 – The Search For Sanity!

We don’t got Sanity, and we don’t even have Sean Hannity. Nor Alan Colmes. We got more teabaggers who are teabagging and wearing terrible shirts that will make you cry in agony. But don’t take my word for it, check them out yourself! The fun hits the fan when TarsTarkas.NET’s greatest fan and Resistnet.com’s own DarlaD joins the fray! More pictures in the Teabagging 912 Channel

Let’s start out with a shirt so racist he had to build it at home with tape
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RepublicanTshirt.png here. What she can do for herself is get a gym membership
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If you need a magnifying glass to read the text on your homophobic t-shirt, you are doing it wrong.
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Ah, pee fetishists!
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That’s great, but it has nothing to do with health care
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The only answer for getting the rich even richer!
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Perfect picture to summarize this march
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Even people born yesterday outrank this woman in intelligence
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Obama is an inexperienced community organizer who also is the puppet master for a worldwide economic collapse that started before he was even elected senator!
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Rosie the Kool-aider!
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Isn’t tea an elitist European drink?
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You wasted your opportunity by spending all your money on a bus ride to DC
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My sign has explanations tacked on, that means I’m extra patriotic!
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Most of the teabagging protest was orbiting this fellow
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AC Slater wants you to be Saved By The Bell!
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Ironic signs section
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And now TarsTarkas.NET’s greatest fan, Resistnet.com’s own DarlaD gives a brief speech!
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We are not astroturfed! (March brought to you by FreedomWorks Foundation)
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DarlaD gave a little dance and off she went.
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Thanks to photo takers and collectors including LF, Hysterical Woman, Revelatos715, Tad Ghostal, POTUShead, and the rest! More photos coming soon!

Wingnut Web – Resistnet Will Kill Their Families Edition

With the march on DC on 9/12 coming up, Resistnet.com has gotten to hootin’ and hollarin’ and making a big ruckus, filling their boards with posts that make schoolchildren cry. We got conspiracies, more conspiracies, birthers, Secret Service visits, keyboard warriors, and civil war fantasies. All topped off with one of the worst posts ever. It will even get nuttier when 9/12 accomplishes absolutely nothing, so this is only the beginning. Excuse me while I remember the Knights Templar and then give these posts “the treatment”

Preacher shoots for a gold star by combining the Food Shortage Conspiracy Theory with the Swine Flu is Fake Conspiracy Theory into a Super Conspiracy of Dumb.
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If I see that “TarsTarkus” I will kick his butt!
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People who know stuff are horrible monsters!
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Harvard made my cousin GAY! Now she does Social Work! The horror…
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Uh, DJ, that IS Capitalism at its finest! But way to promote Progressive, Liberal REGULATIONS against monopolies! It’s the kind of thing some intellectual might do…
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I think DJ sees Russians everywhere, even in her alphabet soup!
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Anything I say about this post will not be as funny as the post itself
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DJ can’t wait to rub Kenyan birth certificates in every RUSSIAN INTELLECTUALS face
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I would love it if Will Smith came to my house…
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I hope Sandy Smith really thinks Barack Obama dodged the draft in junior high.
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Yes, my mom always said that to me…
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No one on Resistnet knows anything at all about lawyering (it is all INTELLECTUAL stuff)
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Standard procedure was a small win! Today Orly had a small win because the light at the intersection turned green!
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Ah, the magical powers of self-delusion…
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Gun Avatar guy will probably be speaking a different tune when Orly loses again
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OR the case gets laughed out of court
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Is that anything like Order 66? Is Obama going to kill all the Jedi?
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Hillary is killing people in Kenya now? Jedi Kenyans?
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Oh, no! Someone from Resistnet got a Secret Service visit? Shocking!
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Wait, I thought everyone defended the CIA from the evil liberals…
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Not just the sheriff, the High Sheriff
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Wait, DJ got a visit as well? I would have never guessed…
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Yeah, THAT will hold up…
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I don’t remember the Bible mentioning American Conservative Websites, but whatever
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Yeah, right, Skip Foss. If a cop talked to you, you would pee your pants.
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And finally, Cynthia Gialluca posts a long, LONG story where basically she discovers her moderate mother has switched sides and voted for Obama and is pro-health care reform. This leads to a huge fight where her and her husband bring up all sorts of debunked lies. Cynthia then posts this later:
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Yes, Cynthia Gialluca is fantasizing about killing her mother. This is one of the worst posts ever on Resistnet.com. That is the Republican base right now.