The Dredges of the Tea Party

December 30, 2009ByTars Tarkas

One horrible thing that tea lovers like me have had to deal with in 2009 was a bunch of idiots having “tea parties” and teabagging each other because they are crybaby losers. It’s almost enough to make me spit out my earl grey in disgust and break out the lattes. Not really, as I don’t drink earl grey, it’s all about the fancy smoky black leaf Sudanese blend I got from the tea store that closed recently, but regardless, the Tea Party Movement is a fractured mess of astroturfing, grassroots snakes, GOP pandering, and lobbyist takeovers.

There is a lot of in-fighting and rival groups within the teabaggers. HuffPost has a good overview of the various major players. One such player is the Tea Party Express, who you might remember as the dingbats on the bus who were traveling the nation and hanging out in Wal-Mart parking lots so angry old white people could yell. Now the Tea Party Express have done the grassroots thing and spent $1600 for dinner for 6. That’s your Real Patriots right there, ripping off their fellow man for steak that better be panda for that price. They’ve also managed to give almost half of the $2 million they raised this year($857,000) to consulting firm Russo Marsh or people connected to it. So dig deep, teabaggers, consulting firms need your moolah to buy more panda steaks! BTW, Grassfire.org help sponsors the Tea Party Express, and they employ the Shirley & Banister Public Affairs PR firm as well as front the astroturf group Resistnet.com, who you may have heard of on TarsTarkas.NET at some point…

On a final note, you can watch this abomination: Tea Party: The Documentary Film.

I know we review bad movies on TarsTarkas.NET, but I haven’t found a way to watch it without giving them money yet.

Just wait until the Alice in Wonderland film gets released and the teabaggers hijack the Mad Hatter images like they’ve hijack the Joker Obama photoshop. Ah, teabaggers, so predictable, so baggable…

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Wingnut Web – H1N1 is starting to reduce our population Edition

December 18, 2009ByTars Tarkas

Resistnet produces so many terrible posts, that I have a huge archive of posts from them that I haven’t even uploaded to the internet. They are still sitting on Resistnet (for the most part), but as everything gets lost in the constant noise of old people copy/pasting the same article from WND/CFP 6000 times (including all the ads and meta data on the site) and arguing about whether Obama will destroy America this week or wait until the weekend. Obama sure is lazy on his destroying America, it’s almost been a year and America isn’t destroyed!

This post is more than two weeks old, btw

No one cares that I WANT MY CRAZY BACK smoked too much weed in Da Nang

Robert is so patriotic he refuses to support the president in a time of war…

We shouldn’t give people rights, because we might have to answer for our injustice! HOW DARE THEY MAKE US ANSWER?!?!?!

Resistnet: The peaceful resistance (of kicking people in the face)

John P. has a lot of rage that even jacking off 9 times a day can’t fix!

Names pile up for the kicking question…

Nancy Pelosi, Fake Cajun

bumbleshorts ups the creepy aspect and skirts the line of getting reported to the FBI for death threats

So many choices, I can’t decide!

That TRAITOR cares about the Earth!

How much will you take before you join Armed with a vote to put bullets in the heads of dark-skinned people?

John P., Sixth Grade Rambo

That other shoe has been about to drop for decades.

SusieL probably has Swine Flu

Obama controls the postage! Also I’m calling for armed rebellion while ignoring the “No talking about armed rebellion” rules instigated thanks to Wingnut Web continually pointing out the armed rebellion talk.

I scream “Merry Christmas” to Muslim Terrorists!

Why didn’t anyone make an Obama comment about my hanging tree comment? WAHHHH!!

Why doesn’t the military wipe out our entire government, who are all Communist Muslim Chinese?

I WANT MY CRAZY BACK continues to not take his meds…

Whoa! Chance1 is Cobra Commander!

Not my president! No, I’m more “Not my president” than you!

Satan’s son is Spencer Pratt

I WANT MY CRAZY BACK sails us away into the Land of Crazypants.

Oh, we got more from Resistnet. And all the newer stuff we haven’t sorted. Resistnet is the gift that keeps on giving.

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Wingnut Web – Dracula Defeated Islam Edition

November 26, 2009ByTars Tarkas

Today’s Wingnut Web has lots of fun facts for you to learn that the LIBERAL SCHOOLS don’t want you to know. Did you know Dracula almost wiped out Islam? Did you know America was founded in 1770? Did you know the media was controlled by the Dark Lord of the Sith? Did you know Sarah Palin was propheted in the Bible? It’s all true! Don’t believe the Mainstream Media. Believe your friends on the internet! Would we lie to you? Okay, maybe that once about our weight loss diet pills. And the Nigerian Prince. Or the Acai berries. The Free Credit Reports. The viagra pills. The low percentage home loans. Basically, if anyone on the internet tells you anything, shoot them in the face.

Machodog shows how macho he is, being an internet tough guy and all. Next up he’ll post a photograph of his guns! (and he doesn’t get banned for this)

In the battle of Dracula vs. Islam, Resistnet sides with Dracula!

I’ll take Crazy Homeschoolers Who Don’t Know 1776 for $200, Alex!

More crazy lady for your enjoyment!

She sure whines a lot for complaining about whiners…

And then the entire theater applauded when I yelled at the guy who was talking through the movie…

DocFord, what are you doing being sensible? This is RESISTNET.COM, you are supposed to be crazy!

elvin stanley needs to stop drinking the gasoline

Crazy beautiful.

We harassed tour guides in Greece then went to Ukraine to get away from Commies…

The MSM is run by Darth Olberman and Sith Lord Maddow

Her idea involves living in a shack surrounded by the cops for 181 days after she shoots a census worker. And bonus wanting a handout for the land! Welfare Queen a-hoy!

Seriously…this plan…will end in death

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Wingnut Web – Glenn Beck’s Plan Leaves Resistnet In The Dark

November 23, 2009ByTars Tarkas

Glenn Beck announced his “Plan” – aka sell a bunch of books to gullible teabaggers who will buy anything that promises to save them from Commie Obama Usurpers – and did so at a rally at a Florida retirement home. He also did so without contacting Grassfire.org/Resistnet.com, who Glenn Beck’s 9-12 Project had been coordinating a march on DC on 9-11-10. Instead, Glenn Beck randomly announces a march on DC on 8-28-10! Yes, two weeks earlier, and on the anniversary of Dr. Martin Luther King’s I Have a Dream Speech. Prepare for your dream to be co-opted by a jerkoff using the date to sell his crappy book to a bunch of racists, Dr. King! Yes, the whole thing is to support Beck’s upcoming book, The Plan, which has a 100 year plan for America. I am sure the book will be horrible, but not as horrible as Palin’s book. But it will sell a bajillion copies, thanks to the teabagging rallies across the USA. Too bad for Resistnet, though, what with them being caught holding the bag on Beck’s other rally he summarily dropped. I am sure the reaction will not be over the top…

No he didn’t!

Darla D reveals Resistnet got blindsided by the Beckster!

She may be crazy, but at least she sees Beck is just as crazy. They recognize their own

Why let a blizzard stop you from building your Unabomber shack?

Let’s pretend that conservatives will win everywhere and pretend we are smug months before we should be!

ReddDogg trusts no one who isn’t crazy enough!

Patty Parrett is ready to empty out her 401K to give to Beck. He’s going to be rolling in teabagger dough!

How dare you question the Beckster!

If you can’t hang with the ReddDoggs, stay off the teabags!

He’s going to win elections, not with politicians, but with…..something. Glenn Beck! Glenn Beck! Glenn Beck! Glenn Beck! Glenn Beck! Glenn Beck! Glenn Beck! Glenn Beck! Glenn Beck!

ReddDogg smelled Beck’s behind and doesn’t like it

Another skeptical Beck isn’t crazy enough

More members of the Beck Fan Club!

Henry Wallace wants compromise, the true sign of a liberal appeaser!

How sweet, she thinks Beck actually cares about anything but money

Twittering RedState must be like standing in front of a guy with the stomach flu. Vomit is guaranteed to fall on you.

Secret Mormon Societies! Beck is AntiChrist 2.0!

Riot 24/7 to prove how big of babies we are!

I don’t know how to Google! Help me!

We are at war..with tea..or something…

Rocky calling for unlawful violence? Why I never!

I can’t ever see Pinkstaff’s name and not laugh. Pinkstaff.

Glenn Beck declaring himself the teabagger leader is not about leaders. Right.

We aren’t flocks of sheep, now let’s all follow Glenn Beck…

Stop complaining and mindlessly follow Glenn Beck!

Wendy A asking for a handout? What about bootstraps, you welfare queen?

Glenn Beck won’t return my phone calls and emails and pictures of his name carved into my thigh…

Glenn Beck can eat it! We totally out-crazy Glenn Beck!

Glenn Beck totally screwed them over in order to sell his crappy new book!

blah blah government injecting microchips blah blah. Get a new conspiracy, Captain Boring!

That’s enough screwing over of Resistnet for now! Join us next time as Resistnet gets screwed over by Rush Limbaugh!

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Wingnut Web – Glenn Beck’s big plan

November 20, 2009ByTars Tarkas

Glenn Beck vows to go full frontal teabagger in 2010, teaming up with Resistnet.com to teabag the entire US of A! One good thing about this…Resistnet.com will no longer shrivel up and die, they’ll get a whole new batch of crazy mofos that will keep Wingnut Web in business for a long time. Thank you, Glenn Beck, and I hope you get more victories like your victory in NY-23! WooooOOOOooooOOOOooOOOO!!!!!

Glenn Beck to announce ‘big plan’ for 2010

Glenn Beck, the controversial Fox News television host, is planning on becoming more active in the populist conservative movement he spawned, according to sources familiar with his thinking.

At a rally Saturday at a massive retirement community in central Florida, Beck is planning to unveil what he has billed as a “big plan” for 2010, which is expected to involve the 9.12 Project, the group he started earlier this year and named for the day after the September 11, 2001 terrorist attacks, when he says the nation was unified.

“Coming this January, my whole approach changes on this program,” he hinted cryptically on his Wednesday show. “This next year is going to be critical and I think it’s going to change and I think we are going to set it right, at least set our course right. And if that means the Democrats or the Republicans are destroyed along the way, well, good. Good.”

Beck’s Saturday rally, which is set for 3 p.m. will be broadcast live on Fox, and is timed to coincide with the kickoff of a tour promoting his new book, “Arguing with Idiots.”

The 2010 march – called the “We the People Restore Our Constitution March, Rally and 9/11 Memorial” – is planned for Washington’s National Mall. Its other co-sponsor is an online activism group called ResistNet.com.

ResistNet’s Darla Dawald credited Beck with setting in motion the march, but said he’s not involved in its planning. “Glenn doesn’t want it to be about him – always about the people,” Dawald, who is leading march planning for ResistNet, wrote in an email. “He wanted the 9.12 Project people (grassroots) to be involved and step forward – not him.”

Christine Drawdy, a Florida event promoter involved in the Tea Party and 912 movements who is listed as the travel coordinator for the 2010 march, said the permit for the march is in the name of The 9.12 Project’s administrator, Yvonne Donnelly.

Though Drawdy stressed that Beck “is not the leader of” the 912 movement, she added “all he has to do is say something and they’ll jump.”

ResistNet’s Dawald said she was asked to join the march planning effort by Donnelly, who works with Beck on the 9.12 Project website but did not respond to an email message.

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Wingnut Web – cONGRESS IS COMPLICITE? Edition

November 18, 2009ByTars Tarkas

Wingnut Web has another batch of Resistnet.com stuff from a few weeks ago that I was too lazy to up, but here it is, better late than never. We got chat logs, Nazi accusations, crazy lawsuits, the driving away of sane members, and calls for genocide. Remember, this is the peaceful resistance. Peacefully killing everyone!

But, truthfully, Resistnet is starting to get boring. Membership has dropped off, they are barely getting any new blood, and most of the regulars have wandered off or been chased away by the real crazies. It isn’t a lack of crazy posters, but a lack of activity. When there is activity, it is still crazy (in fact, it is more crazy than before) but the rate of new posts have slacked off considerably. I’d like to think it is entirely due to Wingnut Web, so I declare TarsTarkas.NET Victory! I guess we’ll go over to FreeRepublic.com from now on… Fresh meat!

If viking03a put as much effort into his spelling as he dreaming of presidential suicide, he’d still be a moron, but at least he could spell moron.

Obama is a man child nazi!

Lil’ Hitler, the new Saturday Morning cartoon on WNUT-TV!

These people yell “TREASON!” at the drop of a hat.

DocFord makes sense for a bit, a dangerous thing on Resistnet.com

And he’s quickly attacked by one of the mob of crazy. Resistnet.com wins again!

Everyone in the entire country has been bought off except Wanda. We just don’t like her.

Something STINKS!! People VOTED?? What the HELL!!!

Jeffery J. Cole grasps for straws that the Bible will approve his shooting up a 7-11.

carol , mouse warrior of WAITING TWO HOURS ON HOLD TO BE CRAZY!

Resistnet calls for a Muslim Final Solution.

Let’s make up news while waiting for news!

Obama failed because some people were shot! Unlike that winner George W. Bush, no one died on his watch…

Why don’t these Muslims appreciate us bombing their cities and killing their families? WHY?

What about a piece of your ass?

Thanks for the Facebook update, brah!

Yeah, if soldiers carried guns than we would have like a bunch more soldiers killing each other! Hooray!

Muslim Holocaust Guy is still on the crazy train.

Hey, someone cheering because the shooter lives.

It’s all your fault, Barack Hussein Obama! Look at my chart for proof!

EmilyLP is so full of hate it is leaking out of her ears and ruining her sweater. And that was a nice sweater. THANKS A LOT, B. HUSSEIN OBAMA!

DJ-SEEKER OF CRAZY is still around! Hooray.

Obama can pronounce words? He must be a Muslim!

Those Muslims who I hate and call names every day never want to have much to do with me. Obviously because they are evil.

I guess some guy shooting up an army base means 225 years of history is all for naught.

FireFly knows because he was around in 1776 to see those cool immigrants.

IMMIGRANTS! They’re….IMMIGRANTS!!! GAH!

Obama is a monster because he left America’s borders once.

Obviously, the dots are connecting themselves!

I drink your tears. They give me life.

Wingnut Web out!

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