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Wingnut Web – Boooo-urns Edition

Resistnet.com. It’s just…Resistnet.com. That’s the whole joke. Resistnet is a joke. A collection of losers who are insane. Even with the dale henderson worship now gone, the site is still filled to the brim with horrible people. But that’s what you get when you pander to the base of the ultra right wing. Health care mobs on Medicare screeching about socialized medicine. Cognitive dissonance theater. Luckily, this update allows me to make a Simpsons quote, something almost unheard of on the internet!

Let’s all say Boooo-urns!
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How dare this woman use money!
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Yeah, why doesn’t the wife of the leader of the free world just bike around strange cities? I can’t imagine any security concerns…
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Obama hates white people, by the way
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They turn everything into a race issue! They even turn threads about booing a motorcade into a race issue because of their secret racism. Oh, wait, we’re talking about Obama being racist???
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I can’t imagine why the woman in the story was concerned for her kid. No idea at all…
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Liberal Trees? Remember when this joke was about black people instead of liberals?
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Resticted mail letters are the only way to stop Obama the Snake
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George and Pat Wilkins’s favorite way for Obama to leave office is getting murdered. Totally sane. And ignore that Confederate Flag avatar…
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It was a COUP him being legally elected. Why doesn’t the military overthrow our election? Wah Wah Wah, somebody change my diaper!
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Resistnet.com shows their concern for human life:
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So no one could want to see people be hurt…
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Sigh….

Resistnet.com….so wanting someone to kill everyone in Congress.

For some more fun, go visit the Frump Gazette, which has also visited Resistnet recently and was kind enough to link here. But don’t give away the secret of wanting these nutters to post here, Frump!

Wingnut Web – Born in Kenya Edition!

It is no surprise to us that Barack Hussein Muhammad The Devil Obama, Jr, was born in Kenya and secretly sent to the US within hours of his birth in order to begin a 47 year scam to install him as the first Muslim US president to destroy the USA. The plan is just too simple and perfect. What we can’t understand is all the people who don’t believe it happened. People who use “facts” and “logic” are just wasting their time. And when some lady with fake degrees and faker eyelashes gets mailed Barack Obama’s original birth certificate, we know the jig is up! Let’s watch our pals at Resistnet.com celebrate the downfall of a presidency!
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Let’s kick things off with our favorite tinpot dictator, Dee!
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Randy G Morley knows that nothing matters because THEY control both sides, but we got ammo!
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People would rather die than use Google to find the birth certificate in less than one second!
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kat 1776 begins the first of many posts longing for Obama to be hung
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eugene gorton gets fooled by the fooler foolers every April Fool’s Day
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kat 1776 so wants to murder the president…
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Phyllis Prather says kill them all! The only good bug is a dead bug!
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Even a Marine would lose to Obama!
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Yes, it matters, you frakwad!
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If only Obama had killed you, then we wouldn’t have to read your ramblings
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hee hee hee 🙂
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kat 1776 continues to go tinfoil crazy
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Dominick Farruggio jumps for joy, breaks hip, has hip replaced thanks to Obamacare, continues to search for the “real” birth certificate
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Someone with a Night of the Long Knives fetish!
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kat 1776 is so itching to hang that black president!
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dale henderson arrives to give his “expert” opinion. Since he thinks it is real it is undoubtedly fake.
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That “excuse” being it is a fake. Darn New World Order foiled them again!
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Yeah, Dee, Orly Taitz has never given any indication she might be nuttier than all get out! Except the part where she is nuttier than all get out…
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Lance M. Hiller, Sr. gives us horrors by seeing his mug next to the words “premarital sex” in addition to trying to figure out what the hell he is talking about. I think he is saying he is gay.
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Get your guns, the blacks will riot!
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This obvious forgery is the work of a real patriot!
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Trouble brews as Cindy Johnson doesn’t buy this hook, line, and sinker. Dee gets angry
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Cindy Johnson dies a hero’s death and goes out with a bang
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Dee deleted this and banned her, but I caught it so now it is on the internet forever! MuHAHAHAHAHA!!

Not the only recent drama, another poor Resister got banned and deleted because he didn’t believe in the Birther nonsense and even used the term “Birther” which is banned there because it is racist.

Jerry Robbins runs into trouble, and this entire conversation is deleted by Dee along with Jerry’s account because he dared not agree with her on everything!
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Dee is like the crazy people who get in charge of homeowner’s associations and try to drive out the undesirable families.

Oh, no! Politijab figures out it is a photochopped Australian Birth Certificate!

Damn you, Koyaan! Exposing the source image of a photoshop forgery! You have doomed America.

The Austrailian Original

Until next time, when Obama’s real birth certificate shows up again, proving he was born in India and is 1/2 werewolf!

Wingnut Web – More Resistnet Laundry

Resistnet.com is making so much dirty laundry they have unbalanced the washing machine and it is now rampaging throughout the basement destroying everything in its path. A veritable orgy of tinpot moderators have decided to go ban crazy and even cause drama with paranoid militia groups. All in all, they stick by dale henderson despite the obvious signs he is filled with more baloney than planet Oscar Meyers. Thanks to Frankie who tipped us off.

Darla starts us off with a “Get the Hell out!” message to the “spies”
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Unite and don’t question Resistnet while we try to learn to question things. Also much support for Mindy in her efforts to make the GOP irrelevant in Nevada.
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dale the crazy mofo chimes in to let us know the purges on Resistnet somehow inspired dozens of messageboards that dale isn’t even a member of to purge their members. How can they not see dale henderson is frakking insane?
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Cry me a river for Sharon Rigdon
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Reading Resistnet is why you need surgery in the first place. Brain surgery.
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Exhibit A: dale henderson. Except surgery won’t cure his brain.
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Phil somehow thinks mods banning people because of disagreements is a Liberal conspiracy to take down the powerful Resistnet. Also added irony that he has an American Indian as an avatar, considering what happened to them when they tried to resist, perpetrated by people who probably have identical political beliefs to Phil.
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streetsweeper shows up to vaguely threaten current members and ex-members of Resistnet. Keep talking tough, keyboard warrior! Those animated gifs surely show how much of a badass you are.
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Uh, Irene, the racists aren’t being eliminated, it is the people the mods don’t like. Maybe some of them are racists (it is possible, after all, it IS Resistnet.com!) but that ain’t why they are banned!
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Wingnut Web – Resistnet Dirty Laundry Edition

Some days it pays to be in the right place at the right time. And on those days, you see meltdowns of epic proportions. Resistnet.com is going through such an upheaval at the moment thanks to the actions of a select few power-tripping moderators and one crazy nut poster. The actions have resulted in almost a dozen people banned and threads deleted left and right. Luckily for this Wingnut Web, I was there to capture the action as it unfolded, and keep the evidence after these posts were erased. Welcome to immortality on the internet, Resistnet.com infighting!

To start out with, poster dale henderson (the wackjob behind the Pray for Princess Palin posts) has continued to run trains of crazy all over Resistnet.com unchallenged and supported by moderators despite the fact he is obviously shoveling more cowdung than a dung-powered cowdung shoveler. Posters eat it up, but a few realizes he is nuts and try to call him on it. And then they get banned and deleted. We join our story late at night after another massacre has claimed two more doubters of dale henderson’s wisdom, and Dee, Admin Asst chalked up more marks on her banned board…

Poster Susanna shares private threats from Dee, Admin Asst as a topic starter, knowing full well she will be zapped into oblivion by the moderators
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Mindy dares not question the wisdom of her masters, because of us here at Wingnut Web laughing at them. Of course, we are laughing at Mindy at this moment!
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Susanna gains some more concerned posters, but dale henderson never sleeps and is there to fight them with sarcasm and name calling!
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dale is also threatening posters via Private Messages and is still supported by the moderators!
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dale henderson retaliates with more name calling!
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ValleyForge1777 seems to want no censorship, except about fifty exceptions,
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Hey, no old ladies in our Junior High School squabble, Flo!
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Sharon Rigdon tries to calm down the situation, and gives us a handy background summary of what got deleted that we missed.
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dale henderson is now claiming Atlanta was to be destroyed in a terror attack (which didn’t happen, for those of you too lazy to know Atlanta wasn’t destroyed or sunk into the ocean) and only a few people dare to question him
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Susanna now attacks the whole Pray for Princess Palin nonsense, while Patsy refers to our favorite racist Ann
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Mindy declares herself a member of Team Dale
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Harry Adams gives us the names of the people banned, and posts more doubts
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More banning info
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Here is a shot from another thread about the bannings, with Dee, Admin Asst giving her reasons
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Resistnet gets bitter
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We dare Resistnet.com to ban us!
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So what happened? They all got banned, the threads were all deleted, and Dee, Admin Asst and dale henderson continue to post freely and openly on Resistnet.com. Yes, they purged their non-crazy members to protect dale henderson, so he can continue to give them gems like this one:
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Between the “shellfish” spelling or the retarded Switzerland story, Resistnet.com sure made the right choice….
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to give me fodder for more Wingnut Web articles! MuHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!

Wingnut Web – Resisting It Old School Edition

As many of you know, laziness permeates every aspect of my being, thus the blog is littered with drafts of articles that have never been finished. and then one day I finish them! Thus, we get a bonus Wingnut Web of old school Resistnet.com, before they changed their default Ning theme, but they are still crazy and racist as ever!

Tucson Patriot is obsessed with impotence
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Marilyn Morris is all about bashing the president…repeatedly!
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peggy gilliam is alone in a world gone mad with ACORNS!
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BarbarajoP invites YOU to her unibomber shack
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jack007 makes up facts to prove blacks are the real racists
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More like Southern Sneeze…
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Anna Guillen, tell us how you really feel!
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Anna Guillen needs an anger management class.
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GENE SNATCH! (I hope she really did fax all of these comments to Eric Holder just so she gets investigated…)
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Patriot racist traitor david c. hubbard is on here an awful lot…
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Don tries to use that logic thing he heard about somewhere…
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lawhite knows only black people are criminals and the real racists
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This is the story of how marshall nicely had enough and went to go do something.
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Good luck in your suicide by cop, marshall!
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More cheers for marshall
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Jaro knows marshall is threatening to do stuff but still does nothing
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marshall, never announce you are going full retard!
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I agree with the guy who said stuff, also jungle!
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Guy with a gun avatar cheering on a potential murderer, how not surprising
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The voice of (minimal) reason, ignored as usual…
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So what happened to marshall nicely? He never came back so I guess he probably got lost in his underground bunker and starved to death when the canned yams ran out. Let’s all pour a 40 in the memory of marshall nicely!

Until next time, Wingnut Web is out!

Wingnut Web – Pray for Princess Palin

Sarah Palin is the dumbest dumb who ever dumbed, but that hasn’t stopped her from being a darling of the right wing circlejerk. Between the 50-year-old men who probably are beating off to her every night, there is a whole collection of loons who think she is the female Ronald Reagan. Some see through her beauty queen/folksy girl act and notice the egotistical and corrupt control freak underneath, yearning to grasp onto more and more power. The division has caused a civil war in Republican circles and much amusement online. It also produced this nutcase on the Resistnet forums who spends his days pretending to be some sort of secret spy in Princess Palin’s fugitive Patriotic American government. Yes, the Resistnetters took this hook, line, and sinker.

dale henderson casts a wide net…
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Germany, Russia, France, and Poland have declared war against Obama’s army!
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America is crawling for foreign troops just waiting to shoot us all dead, but you can’t see them because they are invisible.
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Cowardly Keyboard Punks demand evidence…
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dale henderson promises “HOPE” and people fail to see…
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Let’s rattle off a bunch of names that mean nothing to nobody to prove my point!
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dale likes to talk
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dale hates the haters
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dale backs away from his claims
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Now you are all liberals if you doubt me!
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I trust him completely because of something he said his wife did.
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dale takes on Resistnet.com commenter Rosie O’Donnell!
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dale then decides to challenge his detractors to a duel. That is much more sane than providing evidence!
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No one dances, then dale declares he is going to leave and “someone” will take his place. But that was days ago and dale is still as active as ever. Luckily, they banned the people who doubted him! Hooray for that, because the crazier Resistnet is, the more fun for us!