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Missing in Action unmissing for remake

Not another one! What is missing in action is original content at the box office!

“Missing in Action” rediscovered for update
LOS ANGELES (Hollywood Reporter) – Joining the legions of remakes of ’80s action movies is a new take on ” Missing in Action ,” the Chuck Norris vehicle in which he blazes his guns throughout Southeast Asia , liberating prisoners of war .

This version, for MGM, will be updated, like most of the new action reboots including “Rambo,” to reflect contemporary realities. The movie will be set in the current Iraq war and involve an action hero on a mission in the Middle East .

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The studio’s plan is to release the new film directly to home video rather than to theaters. In an interesting twist, though, the co-producer/co-financier of the project is World Wrestling Entertainment

The screenplay for “Missing in Action” is being written by Jeremy Passmore and Andre Fabrizio. Passmore also is writing “Red Dawn,” another updated reboot of an MGM title about an ’80s military threat.

The NeverEnding Story reboots, argues that isn't an ending…

Hollywood has gone “Let’s reboot everything!” and is now setting sights on The NeverEnding Story. The original series (based on a novel) ended up with three movies, but we are starting over. With a “modern twist”! Great. What will the twist be? Is the book now a DVD? The Internet? Will they try to make it all gritty? Is the twist that Bastian was dead the whole time? Twists suck, and this future CGI fest doesn’t sound like fun for me. But then I am a bitter old dude and not an 8 year old.

The NeverEnding Story continues in cinemas

If you’re a child of the ’80s, listen up: the classic kids’ film The NeverEnding Story is reportedly heading back to cinemas.

According to The Hollywood Reporter, Warner Bros is planning a reboot of the movie with a “modern twist”. Leonardo DiCaprio’s production company Appian Way is also on board, as well as The Kennedy/Marshall Company (which produced flicks including The Curious Case of Benjamin Button and the Bourne trilogy).

Released in 1984, The NeverEnding Story tells the story of a young boy tasked with saving the fantasy land of Fantasia from a mysterious evil. The film is based on a German-language novel by Michael Ende.

Let's Remake Total Recall!

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Get your ass to Mars to escape the remakes!

Neal H. Moritz’s Original Films is in final negotiations to develop this film for Columbia. What worries me if that Moritz seems to be putting the focus on the flash and making a “contemporary” version of the 1990 film, using state of the art visual effects