If you’re like me, and I know I am, then you love those fake butter commercials that can’t believe it’s not butter and stuff like that. You also become amused at the local grocer’s generic brand of the I Can’t Believe It’s Not Butter! product, because it probably has a wacky name. So here is a collection of photos of various house-brand not-butter products.
Butter Snot!
But you’re wrong again…
Or is it jizz from Willy the Dairy stocker? Buy it and find out!
Or else!
Shouldn’t that be a question mark at the end?
I believe it!
I better ask that Indian girl who knows about butter…
That sounds like an order to me!
This list would be incomplete without this guy!
My favorite name
Totally!
Oh, snap! We just got owned!
This ISN’T butter. But it is real. And rated X!
