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Ultimate Dog Tease YouTube video becoming a movie

Just when you thought only Sneezing Panda and that annoying bastard Fred would be the only YouTube videos turned into film, Paramount has decided to say “We gotta get on that gravy train!” and has greenlit a film about the video Ultimate Dog Tease. Kids love movies where people are jerks to dogs! Writing will be Alec Berg and David Mandel, who worked on Eurotrip and Seinfeld. The big warning is this will be done by the same division of Paramount that made The Devil Inside, Insurge. Hopefully Ultimate Dog Tease The Movie has an actual ending that doesn’t require going to a website like The Devil Inside. The YouTube video was made by Andrew Grantham (from footage sent to him), and has 93 million views, but will totally have 93 million and 6 views after the massive TarsTarkas.NET readership gets through with it!

Ultimate Dog Tease

via Variety

Ultimate Dog Tease

Vampire Dog

Vampire Dog

Vampire Dog. It’s real.

Ace is just like any other new kid at school, until his grandfather from Transylvania dies at age 96 and sends him his dog Fang. Ace soon discovers that Fang is a vampire dog – and he speaks English! Mad scientist Dr. Warhol (Amy Matysio!!) and her bumbling assistant Frank try to capture Fang and steal his DNA in hopes of developing the latest anti-aging technology, but lucky for Ace the vampire dog manages to stay one step ahead of his pursuers. Along the way an enduring friendship forms when Ace and Fang discover that together they are unstoppable. – Written by Vampire Dog Productions Inc.

The Jonas Brothers and the Farting Dog

Sometimes things just sound so crazy they can’t possibly be true, but they are. Variety is reporting the Jonas Brothers will be starring in a movie called Walter the Farting Dog. As their feature debut. Directed by the Farrelly Brothers.

Sigh.

Fox has locked the Jonas Brothers to make their feature starring debut in “Walter the Farting Dog.” Based on a bestselling series of books by William Kotzwinkle and Glenn Murray, the film is being adapted by Alec Sokolow and Joel Cohen into a family film that will revolve around Nick, Joe and Kevin Jonas, as well as their younger brother Frankie.

Pic shoots next spring and is a potential directing project for Peter and Bobby Farrelly, who’ll produce with Bradley Thomas through the trio’s Conundrum banner.

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The title character in the “Walter” books is a fat dog with severe flatulence. The brothers play musicians whose parents are asked to care for the dog by an aunt just before she passes away.

“By the time they’ve driven the dog home, everybody’s head is out the window of the family station wagon but Frankie, and only because he has a serious sinus problem and doesn’t notice the stench coming from Walter,” said Peter Farrelly.

Ha ha ha, that sounds HILARIOUS! Hilariously awful.

While his brothers play music, Frankie and the gaseous hound get involved in a plot that involves liberating a koi fish and thwarting jewel thieves.

When I think of jewel thieves and farting dogs, I think of koi.

The studio sees a potential franchise in “Walter,”

Franchise???????????

Hanson should de-retire and beat these idiots to death.
Walter the Farting Dog