Machete started out as a fake trailer in the Tarantino/Rodriguez movie Grindhouse and soon will be its own movie (along with fellow fake trailer Hobo With a Shotgun!) Robert Rodriguez released a special preview trailer on AICN to celebrate Cinco de Mayo, and the trailer is awesome. We got Danny Trejo, Jessica Alba, Robert DeNero, a special introduction, and more random stars than you can shake a machete at. And a million machetes. You would think everyone would be happy about this trailer, as awesome films please everyone. You would be wrong. To capitalize on the recent news, there is a special message at the beginning of the trailer saying it goes out to Arizona! This has ticked off a bunch of morons on FreeRepublic.com, and now we have our fun! We also pulled quotes from the original FoxNews article FR was linking to. Keep in mind that Fox is distributing the Machete film, so they have an special interest in keeping the movie’s name in the news, even if the way to do it is to have some right wing hack write a column filled with inaccurate information to make the wingnuts angry.

Actual title of the article, thus starting off the fun!

“Machete – true to life” – Tom Tancredo

Only liberals swear!

Mexicans are dumb and heartless!

Machete will turn America into Conservatopia!

Vague threats are just another fact of life on FreeRepublic.com!

Machete is the first shot in RaHoWa 2010!

I’m OK with the race war that’s totally in my bigoted mind!

Gay joke out of nowhere!

Mexicans will bring guns, unlike us, who have totally not been repeatedly saying how good we are with guns in every other post in this thread!

Guy complaining about violence in a movie while his sig leads to a site where you write fan fiction about shooting minorities and liberals.

What?

Machete – a tool of psycho druglords

Machete naturally leads to black guys raping white women as political statements. Looks like someone’s daughter married a black guy!

A less-insane freeper rises to the challenge of ansel12

ansel12 responds with hilarious irony!

Every crime ever committed by a black on a white was because of Shaft!

Obama passed Arizona’s laws and then made Machete as an excuse to kill conservatives

Funny how everyone hates Jessica Alba all of a sudden

ansel12 is going off the racial deep end

Young people mimic everything in movies. Just last week I robbed billions in gold while sending the cop who killed my brother on a wild goose chase. But that’s another hobby of mine…

CodeToad ready to attack Mexico again over a movie.

Let’s form our own country and start a violent civil war over a movie!

Wesa gonna die?

AuntB sure hates the troops for a conservative…

Wait until this guy finds out that the “mexkins” are mostly Indians!

Do you get my metaphor? Should I imply I want to shoot people more clearly?

Cool, an A. Wyatt Mann cartoon! Totally not racist!

Ask the Indians…about us…who are being invaded by Mexicans…who are Indians…

All set for Race War 2010 Predator 3!

wku man is ready to rock and roll! And shoot everyone.

Time to invade Mexico!

Machete – Somehow Obama’s fault! Let me show you my images of violent Blacks for no reason except to ranch up the racism!

Wal-Mart is filled with Mexicans…but I still shop there!

So let’s go to the original story on FoxNews.com….which has comments!!!!

Throw out 30% of the country!

Money for nothing and chicks for free!

Why won’t the government investigate this movie and all the violence it isn’t causing???

Someone needs to change his diapers!

Obama caused Machete

Let’s indiscriminately murder Mexican citizens because of a movie.

Are we still talking about Machete?

Like Jesus would do!

Yep, just read every post above this one!

Assassinate everyone because of Machete! Way to get past moderation on FoxNews.com

Machete is the Real Racist!

Nuke Mexico cuz of Machete! Also the Alamo will be different? Does this supergenius know that they LOST at the Alamo?

Lock and Load! But we are peaceful!

poindexter? Welcome to 1959!

Another guy who doesn’t remember what actually happened at the Alamo.

taco bending m.a.g.g.o.t.s are the Real Racists!

SSShhhhhhhhhhh!!

The dirty little secret is deep in their hearts all Mexicans want to kill you dead! I know it’s true because I made it up myself!

day in and day out

Why is Robert Rodriguez the only thing not all-caps? I am guessing because he copy-pasted it.

Muslim Terrorists are coming in through Cuba! I know, I saw it on the internet!

Taco Bell is now out $3.00 a week.

Well, assuming we don’t nuke Mexico and start WW3 over Toy Story 3, Wingnut Web will be back…soon!