The trailer for Lindsay Lohan’s flick The Canyons has hit, and it’s all retro grindhouse seventies exploitation. This neonoir flick is directed by Paul Schrader and written by Bret Easton Ellis, but let’s be serious, people have only heard of The Canyons because Lindsay Lohan stars in it, and her costar is porn star James Deen. The only suspense is if it will be a trainwreck or not. I personally don’t have anything against Lindsay Lohan, but it is obvious to everyone that her life is on a downward spiral, and there is no one who can stop it except Lindsay Lohan. Watching the same thing happen over and over with various young actresses and singers becomes tiresome. But maybe something will happen that pulls Lohan away from the abyss. I am rooting for her in that aspect, but I think it’s best if she wasn’t starring in movies or doing anything fame related. Though I doubt that will ever happen by choice. Then again, she’s an adult and capable of making her own decisions in life. I’m not sure where I’m going with this, but check out the trailer, anyway.