I keep saying Don’t Let the Riverbeast Get You!

Men in ridiculous rubber monster suit films are always the best movies ever, so that already makes Don’t Let the Riverbeast Get You! awesome before we get to the funny title and campy styles. If anything, we need so many dudes in rubber monster suits that they start fighting each other and ignoring the screaming humans, who then tire of screaming and just sit and watch the carnage. Then they’re eaten by the winners! But enough about my dumb ideas, let’s talk about Don’t Let the Riverbeast Get You!

A vicious monster has arisen from its watery lair! It’s the Riverbeast, and he’s threatening a peaceful New England town. Local tutor Neil Stuart has seen the beast before, but nobody believed his story, making him the town laughingstock. Neil sets out not only to prove that the Riverbeast exists but also, with the help of his beautiful pupil, scrappy tutor buddies, and a former professional athlete, to vanquish the aquatic menace!

Don’t Let the Riverbeast Get You! is an all-new movie from the makers of Freaky Farley and Monsters, Marriage, and Murder in Manchvegas. It’s directed by Charles Roxburgh and stars Matt Farley, Sharon Scalzo, Kevin McGee, Elizabeth Peterson, Tiffany L’Heureux, Bryan Fortin, Chris Peterson, Millhouse G, Jim Farley, Jim McHugh, and Tom Scalzo as Teddy Hollingsworth.

Don’t Let the Riverbeast Get You! is available for preorders on Amazon.com right now (affiliate link), and is due out May 21st!

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