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John Carter of FULL Trailer!
We had the smaller version of the full trailer for John Carter (of Mars, dammit!) this morning on ABC (because the target demographic is obviously old women…), and now we get the full full trailer, which premiered on Jimmy Kimmel Live and IGN, because someone in marketing remembered John Carter should have many males in the audience.
This looks better than that tv clip, so at least it looks like it will be fun. It better be!!!
Also I’m loving the random comments saying this is an Avatar ripoff. Way to know nothing about nothing, buddy!
via IGN
John Carter of Trailer
Here’s a nice crappy version of the John Carter (of Mars, dammit!) trailer that isn’t supposed to drop until tomorrow. Will update when a non-ABC logoed version shows up. This trailer looks better, has more Martians and action. Will have a more detailed analysis soon, but for now I am Tars Tarkas of Stuck at Work.
The “John Carter of” jokes will never stop, by the way. Get used to them!
John Carter of High Resolution Images
Check out this Apple Gallery of resolution images for the John Carter (of Mars, dammit!) film, including the recently released images. And a brand new poster. That looks better than the previous poster. This is all leading up to the new trailer that comes out Thursday. The higher-resolution stills look waaaaaay better bigger, but it still looks a lot like Episode 1, between the CGI aliens and the craft that looks like a podracer. If John Carter says “Yippee!!”, I’m burning down the planet.
And here are the other interesting ones, because I can (click for huge):
Now this is podracing!
Woola and Tars Tarkas – new John Carter images for your eyeballs
John Carter (of Mars, dammit!) dropped six more images over this holiday weekend to ensure no one was paying attention as we’re all turkey drunk and yelling at our relatives. But for those of you who have sobered up and kicked out grandma, here are the six new photos, featuring John Carter, Dejah Thoris, Tars Tarkas, and even Woola:
John Carter of Gondola
Thrill as John Carter says stuff to Dejah Thoris!
Sorry, the CGI of my ride ain't finished yet!
It's Baaaaaacon!
No one turns Tars Tarkas into a piano except me!
John Carter vs White Ape
A still of John Carter from John Carter (of Mars, dammit!) fighting a White Ape has showed up on Entertainment Weakly’s blog (spelled incorrectly on purpose because I’m a jerk!)
I am glad that they kept the scale of the White Apes accurate (the cover art on the books rarely has the apes big enough), but for a true confession: I went to the theater recently and the John Carter trailer started playing. I had no idea what it was and got bored and stopped paying attention until i realized it was the John Carter trailer I saw months ago. It just doesn’t have that excitement of trailers that are awesome. Maybe I’m just being overly jaded from decades of disappointment from entertainment. Or maybe I’m a big jerk! Oh, well. So enjoy this picture of a huge monkey!
That's not what I meant by "On like Donkey Kong!"