Hell declares war on Earth with Ace Ventura 3!

Another Jim Carrey-less sequel to a Jim Carrey movie, this one starring the most annoying kid in the world, fat bastard Josh Flitter. This time he’s the son of Jim Carrey, so we have nothing but an annoying kid running around to try to keep us entertained. This stinks like DTV (the director David M. Evans directed the good Sandlot film, but also one of the DTV sequels and two DTV Beethoven sequels) but will probably get released in theaters just to bomb spectacularly, and hopefully finish off Josh Flitter’s career forever. I long for the day he’ll be asking me if I want fries with that.

Will this be worse than Son of the Mask? Of course it will! Head to the bomb shelters now, this celluloid crap will be the cinema equivalent of 9-11!

Flitter to star in ‘Ace Ventura 3’
Actor will play pet detective’s son
By DAVE MCNARY

Josh Flitter will topline Morgan Creek comedy “Ace Ventura 3,” directed by David M. Evans.

“Ace 3” will be produced by Morgan Creek topper James G. Robinson. David Robinson will also serve as a producer with Morgan Creek’s Guy McElwaine exec producing.

Principal photography will begin Sept. 17 in Orlando, Fla. Screenplay, penned by Jason Heimberg, Justin Heimberg and Jeff Sank, centers on the son of Ace Ventura following in his father’s footsteps by becoming a pet detective for the 7th-grade set and tracking a stolen baby panda after his mother’s wrongly arrested for the crime.

Flitter’s currently appearing in “License to Wed” and “Nancy Drew.” Evans penned “Radio Flyer” and directed “The Sandlot.”