Samantha’s Sexy Summer
2006
Written and directed by Francis Locke
Can you hear me now?
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Another Torchlight Picture that takes place mostly in the middle of the desert! Except they have ditched the random archaeology or photography themes and instead are using a vacation theme. National Lampoon’s Desert Vacation. But don’t worry, this has all the Torchlight Picture/Francis Locke motifs:
- The desert
- A run-down hotel
- A long shower sequence in the run-down hotel
- Sex scenes bordering on 15 minutes long
- Dialogue in-between said sex sequences bordering on 2 minutes long
- Music by Blade Simpson
The pair of women in Samantha’s Sexy Summer have more silicone and collagen injections than an entire baseball team of Tiger Woods mistresses. And since the both play their identical twin sisters, it’s a quad dose of fake boobs!
Feel the sexy summer!
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If you ask “Can you hear me now?” one more time, I’ll hunt you down and gut you!
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