Have you seen this fan art picture of Fat Albert having eaten Dumb Donald whole?
Well, now you can get it in cubic zirconium form!
As the ebay seller says: It depicts Fat Albert in movement, with Bucky caught in the way and against Albert’s wide stomach. From kids to teenagers to adults, this charm is guaranteed to attract any age audience.
Yes, this misinterpreted pervert art can now be yours forever! Give it to your grandkids to let them know grandpa was frakked in the head, but he could still be blinged out!
(Also LOL that Fat Albert looks like Fatal Bert when I read it in all lowercase with no spaces)