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Why is the Madden Curse being made into a movie?

To get to the other side! No, wait, it’s because movie studios are dumb. Specifically, EA Sports is dumb, even though they make video games, not movies. But someone will pick it up because Hollywood is dumb. I have faith in my fellow man. My fellow dumb Hollywood man. I hope this idea gets Madden Cursed, but I have awful luck on wishing doom upon video game movies.

You've all been cursed, fools!!!!