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Ready Player Castle Wolfenstein

Wolfenstein 3D

In all the hubbub of all the video game movies that are getting greenlight again like lightning (crazy, greased, 16-bit lighting!), Castle Wolfenstein is probably the one I think has the best chance of being entertaining. Because it’s so simple. Retro-future dudes kill a bunch of Nazis. It’s so easy that it will be crazy when this gets messed up and suddenly Castle Wolfenstein is about sparkly babies or something. I really don’t trust Hollywood to do anything. But maybe we’re okay for once, as Roger Avary is attached along with Samuel Hadida. They can make okay things.

Castle Wolfenstein is familiar to gamers as Wolfenstein 3D is one of the biggest old school FPS games. It’s so old I actually played it as a kid as opposed to not having time to play it in college. Killing Nazis is one of the few guilt-free things you can do, I highly recommend it.

Even better, there is a built-in Asylum mockbuster version with Super 3D Noah’s Ark!

via Movies.com

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