As requested on the message board, as well as pretty much asking for it from the film’s makers. Thrill as the film “re-imagines” (steals) Star Wars with dragons.
As requested on the message board, as well as pretty much asking for it from the film’s makers. Thrill as the film “re-imagines” (steals) Star Wars with dragons.
2006
Directed by Stefen Fangmeier
I have just seen the greatest film of the last 50 years: STAR WARS!!! Unfortunately, it was buried beneath a train wreck of a movie called Eragon. Eragon is based on a book written by Christopher Paolini, who started on it when he was 15 and got it published by age 18. When reprinted, he became a best-selling author at age 19. Sadly, his novel is not unique, and is in fact just Star Wars meets Lord of the Rings, with a few references to Dragonriders of Pern and Robert Jordan novels. It is less of a theft and more of a wholesale rape, as what he does take isn’t turned into a brilliant work of fantasy, but just some fanboy wankery hardly worthy of posting on bad fan-fiction sites on the internet. Paolini managed to pimp out his age (due to finishing home schooling early he was free to do a book tour of schools while dressed in some knight costume) to successfully get his book republished. This shows us that you don’t need originality to succeed in the world, only ambition to promote yourself and your repackaged ideas. Sure, Star Wars borrows from Kurasawa and mythology canons, but it melds together into an interesting story that reshaped science fiction movies. Eragon becomes a mess, complete with shots identical to those in Star Wars and others, and manages to even screw up copying from Star Wars correctly. George Lucas never ruined Star Wars this bad with Jar Jar Binks, but Paolini enters new territories. So in a way it is ground-breaking, nothing has ever sucked so much like this before.
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Added two movie clips to Godzilla vs. Gigan. Also added some posters to that review of Godzilla vs. Megalon.
It is neat how the movies have been getting better as the series progresses. The actors still fit their roles, the movies are tighter and just look better (ever since 3 re-ignited the series) Longbottom will be kicking some butt!
aka Godzilla, il re dei mostri
1977
Latest movie reivew is up – Cozzilla, the Italian TV cut of Godzilla done by Luigi Cozzi which is, uh, very interesting, to say the least.
As usual, click the link to read it.
March of Godzilla 2 is over, next week won’t have a radioactive fire breathing lizard, but may have a fire breathing lizard if we get it done it time!