X-Men Origins: Wolverine workprint spoojed all over the web

The workprint to X-Men Origins: Wolverine has been leaked on the internet. It is filled with unfinished special effects shots and the studio is claiming it doesn’t have any of the reshoot footage in it. It also seems to be universally condemned as being terrible, so that line about the reshoot footage may just be damage control. In any event, it is out there if you know where to look and like to watch films without the CGI done or the editing finished.
All the CGI in the world won't save this film!

All the CGI in the world won't save this film!

InWTF?

Worst Homemade Star Wars costumes

Holytaco.com has collected a bunch of pictures of terrible homemade Star Wars costumes. Good for some laughs!
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InWTF?

It's Asphalt-lickin' Good!

Sign of the times…

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The folks at KFC recently cooked up an appetizing offer for cash-strapped cities: The restaurant chain will fix crater-ridden streets for free if they’re allowed to brand repairs with a chalked-on message saying that the road has been “Re-Freshed by KFC.”

Company president Roger Eaton put the deal on the table last week in an open letter to America’s mayors. KFC intends to select four towns to receive “a smooth drive that is fit for a colonel.”

KFC started the project in its hometown of Louisville, Ky., to market its “Fresh Tastes Best” campaign.

Just wait until the McGarbage Trucks appear!

They have also approached Chicago about this

Woola concept art from failed John Carter of Mars film

Jon Favreau Twittered the marionette mockup of Woola from the ill-fated John Carter of Mars film he was attached as director at one point:
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Not to be outdone, David Krentz posted the concept art he did of Woola:
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Will the Pixar Woola look anything like this? We shall find out….eventually!

This Ain't Star Trek XXX

Huslter magazine has announced they are making a Star Trek Porn parody to coincide with the release of the Star Trek reboot. I have the odd feeling this will be better than the actual mainstream film!

Check out the cast photo:
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Does Kirk look familiar? That’s because he is Evan Stone, porn star and also star of many Fred Olen Ray bikini films like Super Ninja Doll and Tarzeena.
And check out Sulu being an actual Asian guy! In porn! Bryant Tsuji is his name

Spock – Tony DeSergio
McCoy – Cheyne Collins
Scotty – Anthony Rosano
Uhura – Jada Fire
Nurse Chapel – Codi Carmichael
Khan (yes, that Khan!) – Nick Manning
and a few made up characters so they pack in more girls, who are Jenna Haze, Sasha Grey, and Aurora Snow

Trailer that is surprisingly safe for work:

Source: NSFW link: http://fleshbot.com/5192439/star-trek-vs-this-aint-star-trek-xxx-a-comparison

This is not the first Trek porn, nor will it be the last, nor is it the first with an Asian Sulu:
Naked Movie made “Star Trix” with an Asian Sulu (who also starred as Kumar in their Harold and Kumar porn parody!)
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Could Sulu be the gateway for Asian males in porn? Do either of these Sulus actually get a sex scene, or are the Asian males given the shaft again (no pun intended)