Let's remake Videodrome!

And add nanotechnology! Seriously! What the frak, Hollywood? I will murder David Cronenberg so he can spin in his grave. Who was calling for a Videodrome remake? I bet next they remake My Dinner With Andre.

Robert Rodriguez also making Machete film

So says Variety. Based on one of the fake trailers during the Grindhouse film, Machete had Danny Trejo killing people and kissing naked chicks, so hopefully the film follows that winning formula. Rodriquez wrote the script and is codirecting with Ethan Maniquis. No word on how Rose McGowan will be shoehorned in.


Robert Rodriguez Officially Rebooting Predator

The official word is in on the story mentioned before about Robert Rodriguez rebooting Predator.
AICN has a quick interview where Rodriguez explains that he got the job thanks to a script treatment called Predators that he wrote years ago.
So it’s happening. Just wait until Aliens is rebooted, and then the rebooted franchises have their own crossover, then the reboots fight the originals, and also there is a T-Rex for some reason. No word on how Rose McGowan will be shoehorned in.

Wingnut Web – ACLUsers Edition

So the ACLU has been trying to get more photos released of what they are calling widespread prisoner abuse, and it was just announced the Department of Defense is no longer going to challenge the FOIA request from 2004. Thus, “a substantial number” of photographs showing abuse of prisoners at prisons in Iraq and Afghanistan,

This announcement triggers a rightwing freakout! The ACLU is the ACORN before ACORN in acronym groups beginning with the letter A that the Right hates for irrational reasons. And hate they still do….

thefoxnation.com gets us off to the classy start:
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All responses will be from the esteemed posters of thefoxnation.com, the nation that is fair and balanced.

Why didn’t the ACLU issue lawsuits to stop the dead body dragging?
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Bob ducked and covered his brain a long time ago…
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Yes, Geoff Miller, because every man in San Francisco is GAY! Totally GAY! And GAYS are all into LEATHER. I was so GAY when I saw those photos! Wait, how does Geoff Miller know so much about the GAY LEATHER lifestyle???
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Pope? Soap? Mope?
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What’s a moral high ground?
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Why do those horrible monsters not like me when I tell them they have killed America?
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What is this, the Patriot Club?
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n.c vet is a living example of a destroyed mind
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lochness regrets not beating up the nerds in gym class enough now that he has to ask them if they want fries with that
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We need to do something! I’ll post on the internet calling for people to do something!
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Great, the Amish are posting on thefoxnation.com!
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Late at night, energystar1 pretends he is a Dalek
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Natalie doesn’t understand what a constitutional rights violation is
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Okay
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YEAH WHY DON’T WE GIVE 1 DAMN DOLLAR ALSO WE SHOULD SUE HARDEES FOR PUTTING MAYO ON MY BURGER THAT IS COMMIE SAUCE!
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If you think it is fun now, just wait until the pictures get released at the end of May!

Trailer for Onechanbara: vorteX at NipponCinema

NipponCinema continues to be on top of everything coming out of Japan, complete with their update over a trailer for Onechanbara: vorteX that has shown up on CDJapan. And I still haven’t watched my copy of the first one!

In this incarnation 24-year-old gravure idol Yuu Tejima takes over the role of Aya (played by Eri Otoguro in the first movie) as she once again teams up with her stepsister Saki (Akari Ozawa) and the leather-clad Reiko (Rika Kawamura) to take on a new enemy named Himiko who’s in control of a zombie army.

Watch the trailer here!