John Carter of Mars – more casting

More casting news on the John Carter of Mars front:

Samantha Morton, Dominic West and Polly Walker are joining the film

Samantha Morton will be playing Sola, the secret daughter of Tars Tarkas who also trains John Carter when he first gets to Barsoom

Dominic West will play the evil Zodangan prince Sab Than, who you may recall is part of the civil war fun

Polly Walker will play the evil Sarkoja, who exposed Tars Tarkas’s lover, thus causing her death.

The fact all those characters are there gives hope they are following the book pretty closely. And thank goodness there is no Tracy Lords in the cast.

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New Review – Black Rose

The new review is Black Rose, the story of a pair of sisters who are Hong Kong thieves and are modern day Robin Hoods (modern day in that it is 1965) and get involved in insurance scams, insurance investigators, drug dealers, and cop stings. All that, and the film helps popularize a whole genre of Hong Kong cinema that influences films even today. And it has Connie Chan and a billion links to other articles and references and stuff. Scores of pictures and a clip at the link. Read it today!

Black Rose (Review)

Black Rose

aka Hei mei gui aka 黑玫瑰

1965
Directed by Chor Yuen
Written by Hoh Bik-Gin

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Welcome to a trip to some classic Cantonese cinema. Not only are we going to review Black Rose, but we’ll be hitting the sequel, The Spy With My Face, as well as one entry from the 1990’s, and an eventual rewrite of our review of Protege De La Rose Noire. Yes, that previous sentence will get edited as the other reviews appear here. Eventually. Maybe.

Black Rose was basically the beginning of the Jane Bond films. It did not start the strong female character/super hero genre, but popularized it to the point where Black Rose is known as the standard bearer of the genre. This blog entry going over some of the wonderful films featured on the SoftFilm blog features a cornucopia of films with strong female leads.

Connie Chan Po-Chu was born in 1947 and is the daughter of two Beijing opera stars (Chan Fei-nung and Kung Fan-hung) She was not only trained in classical opera style (specializing in male roles) but also trained in both Southern and Northern martial arts styles. Connie made her film debut in 1959’s The Scout Master, and became a breakout star in the 1960s. Her last film was 1972’s The Lizard (also her only film for Shaw Brothers and one of the few that still survives in color, The Spy With My Face was filmed in color even if it doesn’t seem to have survived that way.)

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Unlike her fellow teen queen Josephine Siao, Connie Chan stepped out of the limelight after her retirement, though she does emerge from time to time in stage presentations on TV (much to the excitement of my in-laws, who spend a frightenly long time trying to capture just her performance from a TV special onto a DVDR despite barely knowing how to turn the computer on.) More information on Connie Chan can be found on Movie Fan Princess. The site is run by duriandave of SoftFilm, who also supplied me with the vcds used to review the two Black Rose films. Check her out in action in Lady Black Cat and The Furious Buddha’s Palm.
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Nam Hung was born as Su Manmei. Her mother and sister were also stage actresses, but I don’t think they were in films. The stage name Nam Hung means “fame of the south”. She began stage performing in 1950 and moved to films in 1953. She set up the Rose Film Company in 1962 with future husband Chor Yuen (also the director of this film) She starred in many Chor Yuen and Chan Wan films, and was a coproducer of Black Rose and its sequel. She was also in the original House of 72 Tenants, which was remade and then both inspired Steve Chow’s Kung Fu Hustle. Nam Hung moved to tv in 1976.

Director Chor Yuen was born in 1934 as Cheung Bo-kin, the son of Cheung Wood-yau, a Cantonese cinema actor. After studying chemistry in college, Chor Yuen joined the cinema world, first as a screenwriter (under pen name Chun Yu) and then worked as assistant director to Chun Kim. His directorial debut was The Natural Son in 1959. He helmed all sorts of films over the years. Notable films include 1963’s Tear-laden Rose, 1968’s Winter Love, and 1968’s Young, Pregnant and Unmarried, a comedy capitalizing on the youth craze in Hong Kong (also starring Connie Chan). Chor Yuen joined Cathay in 1969 and started focusing on wuxia films. Then he moved to Shaw Brothers in 1971. Intimate Confessions of a Chinese Courtesan was one of his films there (he later remade it as Lust For Love Of A Chinese Courtesan) Besides the Rose Film Company with Nam Hung, Chor Yuen formed his own company Ligao Film in 1985
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Patrick Tse Yin is probably best known to Western film fans as the evil guy in Shaolin Soccer, but he was a huge star in Cantonese film in the 1960s and is a pretty cool dude and leading man. But for people like me who were first exposed to him playing a jerk, we will always have that image stuck in the back of our minds when we see him play good guys. Patrick Tse Yin is the father of Nicholas Tse (seen here with his wife Cecilia Cheung in The Promise.)

The Black Rose series of films goes like so: The 1960’s had the first two entries, Black Rose and The Spy With My Face/Who is That Rose? in 1966. Then there was nothing until a revival in the 1990’s with homage films that are basically love stories to 1950s and 1960s Cantonese cinema. There are three films in this set, 1992’s 92 Legendary La Rose Noire (written and directed by Jeff Lau), 1993’s Rose, Rose, I Love You (directed by Jacky Pang and produced by Jeff Lau), and 1997’s Black Rose 2 (directed by Jeff Lau and Corey Yuen Kwai). The series was recently revived as a vehicle for the pop duo The Twins in 2004 for Protege de la Rose Noire. I doubt there will be any direct sequels to this due to the whole Edison Chen sex photo scandals which enveloped Twin Gillian Chung in its tentacles when she showed up naked online. Teresa Mo was the Black Rose in Protege, continuing the loose connections between the films (she was one of the apprentice Roses in 92 Legendary La Rose Noire.)

The VCDs we watched were without English subtitles, but we don’t need no stinking subtitles! And my lovely wife translated. So take that, not released on DVD film!
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Princess of Mars – Mockbuster from The Asylum!

UPDATE – Read the TarsTarkas.NET review of Asylum’s Princess of Mars!
What in the ever-lovin’ blue eyed Thing crap is this? Someone at The Asylum either loves Edgar Rice Burroughs or really really hates Edgar Rice Burroughs (or at least figured out much of his work is public domain in the US) as besides the badly reviewed Land that Time Forgot adaptation, we’re getting a mockbuster of the upcoming John Carter of Mars movie with Princess of Mars. Now, we have a love-hate relationship with The Asylum here at TarsTarkas.NET. Transmorphers was awesome, Invasion of the Pod People was pretty good (and if I ever find my copy to make video clips off of I’ll up the review), but most of their good fare was directed by Leigh Scott, thus we get a uninspired entry with The Terminators and the Mega Shark vs Giant Octopus movie that needed more Mega Shark vs Giant Octopus. But at least they are trying for some higher-concept films. Now with Princess of Mars, they have the potential to make an okay version of the classic ERB stories, but I doubt that will happen as the movie stars Antonio Sabato, Jr. and Traci Lords. Traci Lords is going to be Dejah Thoris. I think my brain exploded. No word on who Tars Tarkas will be or if they will even try to have giant green four-armed monsters, or just some regular dudes in green makeup. Also no word on if everyone will be naked. All we got is this tiny plot description:

Based on the novel by Edgar Rice Burroughs,’ US soldier John Carter finds himself inexplicably transported to Mars in the midst of a war between two alien races.

So I guess he won’t be a former confederate officer. He’ll probably be a modern day guy because they should have one of those uniforms lying around. I shall be watching over this one, because, what the heck? See you on December 29th.

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Wingnut Web – Obama's Mama is still alive Edition

Did you know Obama’s mother faked her death in order to make Obama a secret Muslim communist sleeper agent? Resistnet.com thinks so! They got their crack team, some nutter named gary kaalberg, who not only had Obama steal his shift key and spellcheck, but gary kaalberg and his intracit web of secret agent friends aged a photograph of Ann Dunham, and the results supposedly look like some woman who was near Barack Obama at some point in time once. So you want to see all these photos and aged photos and secret alive presidential momma? Well, gary kaalberg hasn’t bothered to upload any of it. But that hasn’t stopped several Resistnet.com members from believing the whole thing. I was going to ignore Resistnet.com for a little while, but this is just too stupid to ignore.

gary kaalberg gets the crazy train started…
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instead of posting any proof at all, he makes up some biometrics garbage…
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gary quickly convinces Gun Avatar Guy
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Well, if Orly Taitz, the craziest birther of them all, says something is so, it can’t possibly be so
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Ann Dunham faked her death and caused the housing crisis to get her son elected president!
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Here is some background on our fine hero gary
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gary seems to have found his caps lock key, but doesn’t know how to turn it back off. Also, the conspiracy deepens…
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Trooper sees the insanity and decides he has to step it up a notch to try to be the most insane member of Resistnet
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Totally not as weird as it sounds. I am convinced 100%. Especially with all the photographic proof you uploaded just now
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I used my secret agent contacts to age this photo of Ann Dunham:
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The Result:
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Proof she is a living sleeper agent who faked her death to cause the housing crash so her muslim communist biracial son could become president. Barack Obama will be so shaken he becomes William F. Buckley overnight. Game, set, match, Liberals!

And here is a bonus “I hate the Mexicans!” post
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Now, please, Resistnet.com, please stop being so damn pathetic! I want to spend time mocking FreeRepublic.com, but you idiots won’t stop being so entertainingly insane!

io9 goes Alternative History bonkers

io9 has yet another article about Inglorious Basterds (excuse me, Quentin Tarantino’s Inglorious Basterds) and suddenly goes all ga-ga because the film basically rewrites WW2. Then the author seems to think it is a new and wonderful idea for a film to not be historically accurate in the slightest and instead of saying “That’s interesting” they seem to think it is the beginning of some sort of new genre of alternative history film. Except it isn’t, pretty much EVERY historical film plays fast and loose with the facts for a good story, some more ridiculous than others. Inglorious Basterds just happens to be on the more ridiculous end of the scale. They are joined there by such Mel Gibson vehicles as Braveheart and The Patriot, which are as historically accurate as the latest Harry Turtledove book. As annoying as all the Quentin Tarantino love is among the geek community, this is among the dumbest articles of fanboy love I have read outside of Ain’tItCoolNews.com. Quentin Tarantino hasn’t made a good film since Kill Bill part 1, and that wasn’t exactly the best thing ever, just the last thing he made I would bother watching again. I am hardly a film snob, I am just a guy who likes fun movies. But I do get annoyed at baseless fanboy love.

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