Why are ALIENS sinking my Battleship?

Frakkin’ aliens. It’s always aliens. It looks like the “brilliant” writers of the upcoming Battleship movie have decided the only way to make it good is not to make it a well-written battle between two fleet commanders both facing long odds, and instead to add aliens. Yes, aliens. Again, aliens. What the frak????? This isn’t Space Invaders, you idiots! Maybe a Facehugger will select B-7…
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Live Action Yogi the Bear has cast

And a Ghostbuster will be stealing pic-a-nic baskets! Dan Aykroyd will voice Yogi Bear, while Justin Timberlake will be Boo-Boo. Because when you think Boo-Boo, you think Bringing Sexy Back. Or something. Anna Faris will be the only good thing about the movie as a documentary filmmaker following the bears around Jellystone Park. No clue who the Ranger will be, but my guess is Will Ferrell since Dick Clark is way too old.
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It can’t be worse than Yo Yogi!, the Poochie-est incarnation of Yogi Bear ever! Check out that skateboard!

Sgt. Rock and the Soldiers of the Future!

Sgt. Rock, the perennial WW2 fighting man who made M*A*S*H’s tour of duty look short by comparison, has been rumored of movie time for a long time, but the producers have come up with a new twist – the future! Yes, the future. Instead of fighting Nazis, I guess he’ll be fighting Space Nazis. Or Robot Nazis. Or Cyborg Nazis. Or something. Dammit.
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Francis Lawrence is attached to direct, and Chad St. John, who wrote the spec “The Days Before,” is charged with writing the new take. Joel Silver, who has been steering the project for nearly 20 years, is teaming with Akiva Goldsman, who recently boarded as producer, to bring the project to the big screen via Warner Bros.

Wingnuts go to war against Joseph Cao

Joseph Cao was the lone Republican vote for UHC in the House, and therefore has drawn the ire of the teabagger nation. Besides the craziness from Resistnet.com, Teabaggers have resorted to attacking Cao on Twitter and on Facebook. Washington Independent has a cool sampling of some of the reactions among the teabagger crowd, giving a Wingnut Web-ish article at the same time. Tars Tarkas says check it out!

Wingnut Web – A Shout Out To Piglosi Edition

Well, the House passed a terrible Health Care Reform bill that is far too weak, but that hasn’t stopped every Right Wing Crazy on the interweb from freaking out like there’s a spider on their johnson. Heck, a spider on their johnson might make these guys happy, because then they can shoot their gun at it, miss, blow off their junk, and then go to the hospital. Where they won’t have insurance. Thanks to people like them. And they’ll be happy about it. Yeah. I don’t get it. Completely loony. Insane. Nuts. Teabaggers. And just wait until you see their plans to save America!

I WANT MY COUNTRY BACK thinks rescuing kittens is treason
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Let’s see, a guy wanting to take back America by giving away states, followed by racist slurs from a guy unaware that there are a lot of Japanese-Americans on Hawaii. Resistnet wins again!
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No one is taking it, that’s why they ran out so quickly! MuHAHAHAHA!!
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Larry Feutterer…….can’t…..write…..sentences!!!!!!!!!that….are???????readable!!!!!!
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Not traitors to the Cojntry!
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Pray for God to have a giant bowel movement all over DC!
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There was two pages of idiots praying that poor people don’t get healthcare. Yeah. Too sad.

I get all my legal advice from email forwards!
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Resistnet.com – Home to the sanest patriots!
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Okay, time to call the cops again!
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Someone call the WAAAAHHmbulance!
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Let’s troll websites! That will help us retake America!
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The FEMS camps? Girl only camps? Will there be lesbian sex? Sign me up!
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Let’s all go to another site and plan our armed rebellion!
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100,000 cars on every road. 100,000 chickens in every pot!
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The only flaw in our plan is if people have tow trucks…
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Bills passing in Congress? Get my ammo!
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SusieL gives another vague threat on a banner night of vague threats
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Ricky W. Benton wants to find lawyers who want to ruin their careers filing junk lawsuits!
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The lawyers might soon be as famous and respected as Dr. Orly Taitz Esq TE Rev!
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The Republican who voted for healthcare is Vietnamese? Dirty foreign agent!
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Health Care Reform = Race War. Right.
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It’s the million car march! I like Rick’s idea to stop DC by having a traffic jam. I bet he declares it a Teabagger victory every morning during rush hour.
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Let’s make a Teabagger City!
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Here is a nice post that was deleted. Good times…
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We need an alarm! What is a guy named Paul Revere to do?
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DJ has jumped off the deep end and is now posting from her underground bunker in CA
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NOW we expose them. We were just waiting to expose. Because our moms told us to do the dishes.
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I bought 9000 Jump To Conclusion Mats, and Obama says not to use them!
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Obama is in for it now, we’re gonna write a letter filled with lies from a crazy lawyer’s website! MuHAHAHAHAHA!! Resistnet wins again!
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Numbers don’t matter, that must be why they just make up huge numbers for every one of their teabagger events!
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Yeah, I am sure an armed teabagger tent city won’t make you look crazy at all! Also LOL at the moron who thinks people in unions are all jobless.
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DJ is mocking everyone who is not declaring open rebellion
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And let’s end on a note of sad delusion.
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As Resistnet.com went bezerk, there will probably be an update soon enough! Will Teabagger Tent City get off the ground? Will DJ lose power to her underground bunker? Will three guys park their cars in DC and be totally ignored because no one knows they are protesting? Find out on the next Wingnut Web!

The Merciful Buddha review

The new review is The Merciful Buddha, the story of a monkey stone mountain god guy who wanders off one day, a girl who is a secret fairy, another dude who is raised by criminals who killed his parents, a horse with a human head, an immortal, rainbow riding, earthquakes, giant monkeys, tiger attacks, and all sorts of crazy Taiwanese stuff. Plenty of pictures and even a clip (please forgive the audio problems, it took a miracle to even encode the clip for some unknown reason) Read it today!