Wingnut Web – Wave Your Tampons Proudly Edition

Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh…….

Yeah….

I….ummmm…..

Okay.

Do this. I can’t wait for pictures!

Hold you tampons in the air-yer, and wave ’em like you just don’t care-yer!
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Be a REAL PATRIOT and wave your tampons!
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Permission to be lazy, Captain?
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I don’t even want to know what kind of perverted stuff Steven W. is in to….
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Red Eagle (Insee Daeng) update has some photos!

Insee Daeng is Thai super hero Red Eagle, and there were at least three films starring Thai movie legend Mitr Chaibancha (who died filming the final scene of Insee Thong). There have been a few half-hearted attempts to redo the films since (according to my searches at eThaicd) and several other hero films with looks inspired by the Red Eagle films. And then a big budget (for Thailand) update directed by Wisit Sasanatieng and starring Ananda Everingham was announced, only recently there released a few photos of the film. Or at least art of the film.

There is a great review of Insee Thong (Gold Eagle) by Todd of 4DK fame on Teleport-City. Maybe I should get off my lazy butt and watch my vcd copies of the two entries I own.
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We're gonna get more Lost Boys…

And not in a creepy, child abduction way. The Lost Boys, that film about teenage vampires everyone my age watched as a kid, got a D2DVD sequel and is getting at least two more. Lost Boys 3: The Thirst will not have Corey Haim, but he’ll be in Lost Boys 4! At least Twilight is good for something…

Everybody needs more links!

It’s time we mention some of the latest sites to get our interest here at TarsTarkas.NET. So here are a few shoutouts, because you got to shout it out, or so the commercials tell me.

JCOMReader – blog going over the finer points of ERB’s Barsoom series, and related books such as the Venus books, the Moon books, and comics referencing such. Fun to get reacquainted with the novels before the eventual films come out and everyone pretends they’ve been fans since they were tykes.

Karen Mok’s official blog – Linking because we are Karen Mok obsessed, in case you haven’t figured it out.

Roast Pork Sliced From A Rusty Cleaver – HKMDB News’s other site set up when the first had bandwidth problems.

Hollywood Roaster – Awesomely funny blog dealing with script pitches, producers, and the general cluelessness of Hollywood. Although it is satire, you can bet that one of their ridiculous film pitches will become an actual film in 2010.

Permission to Kill – Spy film reviews, including the huge glut of Eurospy and similar James Bond ripoff films that were pumped out by the hundreds from Europe in the 1960s. Also has a large collection of spy pulp book covers for added flavor.

Vintage Ninja – Ninjas and stuff, kicking it old school in films. The author is a bit obsessed with Asian women’s legs and stuff, but the world needs more ninja movie sites.

Go-Go Godzilla – Blog of Godzilla collectibles, lots of cool stuff you never knew existed and now you must track down or die.

Dementia 13 – A Spanish-language bad movie site, complete with lots of pictures and a wide variety of movies reviewed.

Wingnut Web – Who Is Behind Levi Johnston Edition

Resistnet.com is the forefront of Wingnut stupidity. After going super insane with the passage of UHC in the House, Resistnet has continued to grow more and more reactionary and ready to smash any liberals they see. They also want to eat their own, and destroy any RINOs. Also, DIABLO means something, but it is dumb, so who cares. Just ignore DIABLO. If you think you’ve seen all the posts there are on Resistnet that are calling for government overthrow, you are wrong, because we got dozens more right here. Catch them while they’re hot! At the way Resistnet is going, soon Teabaggers will overthrow a Dennys, and then the Dennys will be protested for not being conservative enough. And all I wanted was a French Slam…

Rar! Purge the RINO with fire!
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Yeah, like your teabagging crew has a chance in hell in Cao’s district!
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james is upset Resistnet.com isn’t overthrowing the government enough!
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Micheal Paul Revere spergin’ about the revolution here
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Wingnuts – they just don’t get it!
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Steven W is a little too obsessed with things being shoved down his throat…
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Ann S. joins the chorus for violent overthrow of the government
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We’re here, we’re birthers, get used to it!
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Woah, woah, WHAT? It looks like Resistnet.com is reading Wingnut Web again! Now, since Resistnet is incapable of moderating their own posts and just waits for a third party to criticize them before taking action, how does that promote personal responsibility? In fact, Resistnet.com is being moderated by socialism. Face it, Komrade Dee, you are one of us!
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Paul Danny David didn’t get the memo from the previous post. And LOL at his general choices of a quitter, a crybaby, a drug addict, and a crazy lady – all of who are chickenhawks.
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I WANT MY COUNTRY BACK, didn’t you get the memo? Oh, well, Dee will get around to deleting your post now that it showed up here!
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Real Ultimate Power! Just ignore the fact that a Black Friday strike has been pushed by liberals for years and this idea only exists so Wingnuts can claim the liberal participants and their own.
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Wendy A has never known actual poverty
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dale sampson, your $500 will be spent on Darla D eating out at a fancy sushi place. Resistnet wins again!
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We can convince all 400 million Americans!
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Hmm… GodsModernDayMartyr is calling for burning down of Federal Buildings…. Time to call the FBI again.
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Lawyers with MORALITY? What planet are you from?
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They don’t know because they aren’t crazy. Stop harassing our soldiers with your teabagger nonsense.
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I know I get all my prophecies from a guy in a metal t-shirt
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Don’t boycott us! Soooo broke….need handouts….
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Sigh….time to call the FBI again. Agent Chuck and I are on a first name basis…
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Let’s use socialist imagery in our call to not shop and therefore strike against capitalism to prove capitalism works….or something…
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SHEEPLE in the steeple!
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Sometimes these jokes write themselves!
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I’m not against the Mexicans, but the Mexicans are turning the US into a zoo…
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I’m bringing crazy back. You other Resistneters don’t know how to act!
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Micheal Paul Revere making up numbers again
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Hey, calling for a riot. Resistnet wins again!
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Ten minutes after posting this, I WANT MY COUNTRY BACK was distracted by a marathon of NCIS on TNT and the revolution failed
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(peacefully) REVOLUTION!!!!
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REVOLUTION!!! BRAINSSSS!!!
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Oh, it was Braveheart he was watching that made him go crazy. Wait until he finds out most of the film isn’t true!
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We must protest in DC! Here’s an announcement for a protest not in DC
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Wasn’t Martin J Fee being a huge racist in one of the other Wingnut Webs? I’m too lazy to check
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John McCain won the election but it was a giant conspiracy of everyone everywhere except Chance2, the only person in America not in on the fix. Also John P.
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Yeah…it’s almost like the Republicans wanted to win the seat instead of losing it for the first time since the Civil War!
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Jacque Reece blames LIBERALS for making him to go to HairyButtGirls.com
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NO GOVERNMENT HEALTH CARE!!!! (is on government health care)
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You know, I am also a Reverend. It is true. I filled out a form on the internet and became a reverend. That doesn’t mean I’m a jerk and put Reverend in front of my name everywhere I go. And I certainly don’t use my reverend status to call for the overthrow of the US government.
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House of Retards!! why won’t they take us serious?
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They didn’t listen to a few of us, so it’s violent revolution time! Woohaa!!
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Most Rev. Archbishop Gregori the Cable Guy
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The army failed by not overthrowing the government! So we got to overthrow the army so we can overthrow the government!
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Most Rev. Archbishop Gregori calling for violent government overthrow…but only legal violent government overthrow!
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Resistnet wins again…and America loses…
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Levi Johnston was a liberal plant to impregnate Sarah Palin’s daughter months before she was nominated in a SUPER CONSPIRACY to destroy America!
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That’s all for now. Join us next time, as all these posts mysteriously disappear from Resistnet.com’s servers as they pretend that their membership isn’t filled with hundreds of crazy people that are weeks away from being raided by the FBI. Remember the Knights Templar!

Robopocalypse sold as a film years before it will be published

Robopocalypse is an upcoming novel by Daniel H. Wilson slotted to come out in 2011(!) about the fate of mankind after a robot uprising. So of course Dreamworks is making it into a film, what with it not even existing yet. It’s the smart thing to do. Almost like what a robot would do. Secret robot leaders of a future Robopocalypse. Hmmmm…..
No word yet if it is live action or CGI
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